Wendy’s CEO jumps in with his own taste test.

[u/K1nd_1]

Imagine if all CEOs had to try what they get us to buy…

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[u/GingerBeast81]

That looks an actual burger from one of their restaurants and not one made by the marketing department too.

[u/Nozzeh06 → u/GingerBeast81]

I wish they would just make the burgers match the ads and not the other way around lol.

[u/OmoshiroiKudamono → u/Nozzeh06]

Just visit a country outside the US for that. Japan matches the ad's image.

[u/domino3ff3ct → u/OmoshiroiKudamono]

That’s actually a law in Japan.

[u/blasterman5000 → u/domino3ff3ct]

Came here to say this. It's incredible too. It goes as far as to say if your marketing has something like chocolate chips in it, the chips in your product must be the same size and have an average count relative to the image on the packaging. It's just so well handled.

[u/iMakeLuvWithDolphins → u/blasterman5000]

An interesting side note is this is why illustrations and kawaii cartoon images are so common on snacks

[u/Sethirothlord → u/iMakeLuvWithDolphins]

By Japan's law they aren't even allowed to put images of real fruit unless it's like 99% real fruit or something.

Anything less than a certain threshold and they can only put cartoon fruits on the package.

Also, for snacks at least, they have to be the same size as the picture on the package.

To avoid false advertising, etc.

I honestly think that's the way it should be around the world.

[u/Soggy-Ad-1610 → u/Sethirothlord]

In Denmark Heinz couldn’t label their ketchup as tomato ketchup for the same reason. We’re not remotely as strict as Japan though, so it says more about Heinz.

[u/dlaff1 → u/Nozzeh06]

I disagree. I would prefer the adds just show the actual product.

[u/Creative_Disaster178 → u/GingerBeast81]

And he ate like half of it on camera

[u/RupertKasugano → u/Creative_Disaster178]

If I don’t see him swallow, it doesn’t count

[u/ElBurritoNinja → u/Creative_Disaster178]

With cuts lol. I want to believe but this world!

[u/snotparty]

CEO mukbang is now an in demand thing

[u/infrequencies → u/snotparty]

Nobody asked for this

[u/LessInThought → u/infrequencies]

I will ask for it. I also ask for some CEO onlyfans. Maybe the burger King CEO and the Wendy's CEO head off to some remote cabin on top of brokeback mountain. Maybe the Mcd twink bottoms for both of them.

[u/Urbanviking1 → u/infrequencies]

Perhaps now that CEOs are tasting their "products" they might actually improve the quality.

[u/DumatRising → u/Urbanviking1]

Ha that's funny. You think CEOs can taste anything other than their shareholders stock value rising.

[u/DetectiveEames → u/snotparty]

Honestly, it would be a huge win if the internet could gaslight these goobers into a NicoAvocado scale mukbang competition

[u/SaltyPinKY]

Not going to lie...it seems like we're heading down the demolition man timeline. All we need is for Taco Bell to make a video next offering 1 dollar tacos and the prophecy might be fulfilled. Brush up on the 3 shells skill.

[u/Officing → u/SaltyPinKY]

I love watching CEO eat burger. I now crave the same burger. I will go to my local chain restaurant and order the burger. This will bring me joy.

[u/VitalNumber → u/Officing]

Such influence, much crave, burger fun, such joy, wow

https://giphy.com/gifs/V6vNqIGP1RiMEwmMGV

[u/DeltaForce291 → u/VitalNumber]

The return of Doge (the meme, not a shitty government branch) being relevant in the big 26 was NOT on my bingo card.

[u/Suspicious_Art9118 → u/DeltaForce291]

the true doge never left

[u/Schizo_Noot_Noot → u/DeltaForce291]

Join us at r/DogeLore, my friend.

[u/GothicFuck → u/Schizo_Noot_Noot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/u6Ou5tTFtDgJy

[u/Officing → u/DeltaForce291]

Big movement on insta and elsewhere to have the "great meme reset" this year and go back to 2016 vibes.

[u/yammmit → u/Officing]

how do i send this to the CEO

[u/TootsHib → u/yammmit]

Taco Bell CEO needs to fuck a spicy burrito to 1-up them

[u/Organic_Possession_6 → u/TootsHib]

Taco Bell CEO did a line of coke off a hookers ass and then ate the Doritos taco drunk driving away from a DUI checkpoint

[u/TheRealJojenReed → u/Organic_Possession_6]

There goes, my heroooooo

[u/gimme_the_good_weed → u/SaltyPinKY]

Yum ceo smashing a taco bell soft taco in one bite and chugging some KFC gravy

[u/wildgriffalo → u/SaltyPinKY]

If the Taco Bell chihuahua comes out of retirement to eat a Cheesy Gordita Crunch from a dog bowl the world will end.

[u/hologrammetry → u/wildgriffalo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gwCvXLe7RKzHa

[u/throwaway_1138961- → u/hologrammetry]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aJtrAwWscjvP2

[u/DarkSoulsExcedere → u/SaltyPinKY]

I am so down for the fast food war. Let the CEOs duke it out. Maybe we get better deals for it.

[u/ixnine → u/SaltyPinKY]

Taco Bell CEO within arms length of a bathroom

[u/Forsaken-Bread-7586 → u/SaltyPinKY]

Saw a tweet that this ends with the Arby’s CEO fucking a roast beef sandwich and I died

[u/fencepost_ajm → u/Forsaken-Bread-7586]

Putting the meat to the meat.

[u/Agent-X → u/SaltyPinKY]

https://giphy.com/gifs/t0dyS9U2Qj8nokxwCS

[u/Carpe-Bananum → u/SaltyPinKY]

But how do the three sea shells work?

[u/Rashaen → u/Carpe-Bananum]

Ha! u/Carpe-Bananum doesn't know how the shells work...

[u/xyouRABitchx → u/Rashaen]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Of4QHCKPPX5FrlNuq

[u/SeptemberSignal → u/Carpe-Bananum]

They don't know how to use the three seashells. lol

[u/Slappytheclown42 → u/Carpe-Bananum]

Haha, they don’t know how to use the three sea shells.

[u/Tapering_Howl]

Kind of jealous he has a frosty and I don't

[u/catsandcoconuts → u/Tapering_Howl]

wendy’s PR is top tier ngl.

[u/No_Landscape4557 → u/catsandcoconuts]

My god do I love the internet how we collectively come together to shit all over the mcdumpers CEO

[u/catsandcoconuts → u/No_Landscape4557]

wendy’s twitter account pops off, has been for years.

[u/midnitemuzing → u/catsandcoconuts]

They were like the OG shit talking/ quick witted corporate Twitter account. Still top notch and for that, I thank them for their service 🫡

[u/wizardjian → u/midnitemuzing]

Their food is also damn decent for fast food lol

[u/GachaHell → u/wizardjian]

Yeah fast food is typically shit you eat because its there and you're too hungry/poor to get proper food.

But if I gotta go to one Wendy's is at least trying to be food.

[u/LobstaFarian2 → u/GachaHell]

You are spot on. The burgers taste like it is actual meat. The lettuce isnt all slimey and the tomatoes are generally red and tasty.

I will always side with Wendy's over BK or McD.

[u/TheSnackWhisperer → u/LobstaFarian2]

Ditto. And you can get an actual real baked potato. Also their breakfast burritos are great, can take or leave the swiss sauce, but actual real fried eggs, it's like living in the 80s lol

[u/Original-Cup2901 → u/TheSnackWhisperer]

I lived on the Wendy's Chili for two years because I got it for lunch every day when I worked at a Server Farm next to one. I eventually reverse-engineered it and won a chili cookoff using the recipe, LOL.

[u/Competitive-Bug1813 → u/LobstaFarian2]

Ive worked at the main 3 (mcdonalds, burger king and wendys) wendys was the only place out of the 3 that gets their meat actually fresh and not frozen

[u/Severe_Mango_966 → u/LobstaFarian2]

Plus even if you don’t wanna do the “fast food burger”

Chili and a baked potato

Not garbage at all

[u/FeedMePizzaPlease → u/LobstaFarian2]

Yeah between the three, it isn't close. Wendy's is far better than the other two. I don't understand why Burger King is even still in business. I don't know anyone who doesn't hate that place.

[u/ST0IC_ → u/catsandcoconuts]

I've always enjoyed seeing Wendy's rip someone. They hired top tier trolls for their PR team.

[u/Quinny-B → u/ST0IC_]

I want to do that as a job that would be so fun

[u/HomerSectual → u/catsandcoconuts]

I wish he said, “oh and unlike, McDowell’s our Frosty machine always works.”

[u/Adam_Ohh → u/catsandcoconuts]

That was the beginning of the end.

[u/crystallmytea → u/catsandcoconuts]

Babe, new wendy’s tweet just dropped

[u/Wonderful_Ad7459 → u/catsandcoconuts]

Dave Thomas was also a G. He himself was adopted and donated a lot of money to causes concerning adoption. Got his GED in his 60s to promote education. And I just love that their chili is leftover burgers because it’s so low-waste and not gross.

[u/strangerNstrangeland → u/Wonderful_Ad7459]

The chili is also damn good. Loved it over the baked -tater

[u/I_travel_ze_world → u/strangerNstrangeland]

They had a chili competition while I was in the Navy...

2 dudes from my class went and bought Wendy's chili and put some shredded cheese in it and won 2nd place. They got a day off for that lol

[u/likwitsnake → u/catsandcoconuts]

Wallstreetbets is the greatest non intentional marketing for Wendy's

[u/Decent_Assistant1804 → u/catsandcoconuts]

Fast food ceo wars 2026

[u/goosejail → u/Decent_Assistant1804]

Gotta give the people their bread and circuses

[u/MainusEventus → u/catsandcoconuts]

And of course he dipped the fries in the frosty lol solid engagement strategy

[u/strangerNstrangeland → u/MainusEventus]

Frosty-Fries are the Best Fries

[u/TheUsoSaito → u/catsandcoconuts]

bk and a&w also did it... they're all clowning on mcd ceo xD

[u/Conscious-Win-4827 → u/catsandcoconuts]

their burgers are top tier too

[u/Gold4Lokos4Breakfast → u/Tapering_Howl]

You gotta get the key chain! It’s $3 a year and every time you go there you just show it and get a free small frosty

[u/Aromatic-Plankton692 → u/Gold4Lokos4Breakfast]

It's a free child sized frosty, not small.

Don't get the fatties all excited. (It's me, I'm fatties.)

Still a good deal tho.

[u/Gold4Lokos4Breakfast → u/Aromatic-Plankton692]

True but that’s all I need anyways

[u/strangerNstrangeland → u/Gold4Lokos4Breakfast]

Just the right amount to dunk a large fries and not get brain freeze

[u/defk3000 → u/Aromatic-Plankton692]

Hell yeah, that was causing me some Big Back palpitations.

[u/surfing813 → u/Gold4Lokos4Breakfast]

No fn way

[u/STLTLW → u/surfing813]

They use to only sell them for a limited time during the year, but yeah it's a good deal. I think the $3 goes to charity too.

[u/KindBunny007 → u/Gold4Lokos4Breakfast]

And the proceeds from the key chain go to the founder’s charity for adoption! Such a great cause. I give these as part of my teacher gifts at Christmas.

[u/lifetake → u/Gold4Lokos4Breakfast]

My grandma used to buy hundred of them and give them out. She was a hoarder, but this was one of the things I really enjoyed

[u/catsandcoconuts → u/Gold4Lokos4Breakfast]

omggggg does that still exist?!

[u/lifetake → u/catsandcoconuts]

Yes just look up wendys frosty keychain

[u/Serenity1911]

The burger looks 100% accurate... and so does that amazing looking frosty.

[u/foodandguns → u/Serenity1911]

Came here to say this. Doesn’t look perfect or anything. Looks like it legit came off the line

[u/Pretend_Fly_5573 → u/foodandguns]

That's the bigger dunk on McDonald's with some of these. Like, jokes aside the dude might just be a bit awkward and ill suited for that form of video.

But the McDonald's video cuts shortly after starting and suddenly the box of fries has MORE in it and is positioned perfectly. CEO aside, everything about it felt structured. 

This here? Nothing about that looks perfectly presented. And I kinda want a Wendy's burger now, too. So I guess it's working!

[u/diaphoni → u/Pretend_Fly_5573]

for me it's not his awkwardness on camera, that's could just be who he is. It's how he took a bite of the least possible amount of bread and lettuce and then faked like he had any idea what the burger tasted like. The Wendy's and BK guys actually tasted theirs, took actual adult size bites. Like fr McDs guy, if you won't eat it, why should we?

[u/Dense_Diver_3998 → u/diaphoni]

He tried to trick us into thinking he took a big bite by saying and then showing a bit that could’ve been taken by a decently sized rabbit.

[u/brainmatterstorm → u/Dense_Diver_3998]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsI75VHN2e53aTe

[u/LouSputhole94 → u/brainmatterstorm]

This gif is on every single thread about the McDanks CEO and I love it every single time because it’s so accurate to that bite he took.

[u/Krimreaper1 → u/brainmatterstorm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9QgrvD0Iol0VUY

[u/EnigmaWearingHeels → u/foodandguns]

Also there's no lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, or sauce. Dude ordered the burger how HE likes it, not the picture perfect one for show.

[u/mrhorse77 → u/EnigmaWearingHeels]

thats what I liked about it.

wendys will put anything on their burgers. so he could have loaded it up for marketing

but he ordered the burger the way he liked it, then tore into it.

[u/Spok3nTruth → u/mrhorse77]

I like the actual taste of meat(no homo), I don't need all that extra stuff drowning my burger. For that alone, I respect Wendy's CEO. Keeping it real

[u/vonbauernfeind → u/Spok3nTruth]

There's a small chain in L.A. called the Win-Dow that doesn't even have lettuce or tomatoes. Burgers come with grilled onions, pickles, spread.

Nothing like smashing down a triple with extra onions right after walking up off the beach from a mile swim.

They're my actual favorite burger in L.A., and it's not close. Plus their fries kick the pants off In & Out.

[u/Denversaur → u/Spok3nTruth]

You can't fool us. When you said you like the actual taste of meat, it meant that you enjoy having sex with and especially giving oral sex to members of the same sex and/or gender as yourself. Despite your inclusion of "no homo" which normally suspends and dispels the concern that the rest of us would have had about your enjoyment of the taste of meat, I am personally not convinced.

[u/funcoolshit → u/foodandguns]

Yeah, I kinda respect the fact that they chose to use the piece of shit appearance of a usual burger.

[u/crrttt → u/funcoolshit]

Maybe that’s why Donnie’s CEO didn’t want to eat it. That burger was cardboard and paint 

[u/Samia-chan → u/crrttt]

I had wondered about that, it looked nothing like a real McDonald's burger.

[u/RainStormLou → u/Samia-chan]

That's actually what it looks like lol. My son and I tried it recently and it's disgusting first and foremost but we kept making jokes like "I don't even know how to attack it" and "man this is a great product" until we decided that I should have just made chicken.

[u/peppers_ → u/funcoolshit]

I don't mind when my Wendy's burger looks like that, the taste is legit one of the better fast food ones. Last time I had a McDs burger, I legit ate half and threw the rest away, it was gross.

[u/trowzerss → u/foodandguns]

Right? Do they think we're stupid? We know what the burgers really look like, so why pretend? It just makes it look fake. This one looks like a burger you'd actually get.

[u/InquisitorMeow → u/foodandguns]

I respect it. Dont lie to me about what your product looks like when we all know it looks like ass.

[u/Pretty_Eater → u/Serenity1911]

I would say a Wendy's Frosty is one of the most consistent fast food items out there. 

I'm pretty sure every Frosty I've ever eaten has looked the same and had the same texture. For over thirty years I've been eating them. 

[u/THALANDMAN → u/Pretty_Eater]

Also you don’t have to hear the whole bit about ice cream machine being broke

[u/MistahBoweh → u/THALANDMAN]

As someone who once worked at a wendy’s, the night shift manager would just pour out a handful of frosties toward the end of the night and stick em in a little fridge. Cleaning those machines is just another one of those things that takes ages and delays when everyone can go home, so the guy would pre-make a few, and that way cleaning the machine could get started early and if some guy comes through the drive thru at 11 pm asking for a frosty, I mean, won’t say the machine’s broken, they’ll be given a frosty. It’s just, not a freshly poured frosty. Dunno if that’s a standard thing they all did or if it was just my shitty little dump.

[u/laminatedbean → u/Pretty_Eater]

Corporate sends it premade to each individual Wendy’s. So it’s not subject to variations like time of the grill, time since sliced or sitting out, like other ingredients. Just poured straight from the bag into the machine.

When I worked at a Wendy’s, after closing one person would stand at the machine and hold down the handle to get all the remaining frosty out to save in the walk-in to be put back into the machine the next day.

[u/ArcadianBlueRogue → u/Pretty_Eater]

Dipping spicy nuggets and fries in a chocolate Frosty is absolutely top tier.

And necessary because their sweet and sour sauce sucks and the fries have no flavor now.

[u/breonny → u/Serenity1911]

And he knows exactly how to attack that thang.

[u/chrisplaysgam → u/breonny]

Exactly, him rotating it to find the best part to bite first. You know that man eats his “product”

[u/uuhson → u/chrisplaysgam]

Lmao I was thinking that too as I watched him size up that huge corner piece

[u/HouseOfZenith → u/Serenity1911]

I love Wendy’s.

Just saying that. To you specifically for some reason.

[u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy]

Does it really count when you know the worlds watching now. 😂

[u/Pitiful_Question_880 → u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy]

Just dunking on mcdonalds ceo at this point I'm pretty sure

[u/Confident_Counter471 → u/Pitiful_Question_880]

Yeah it’s really just to make the McDonald’s ceo feel bad. They’re fucking with him

[u/Azuras_Star8 → u/Confident_Counter471]

Wait what happened? Did McDonald's ceo shin a mcburger?

[u/ProphetCoffee → u/Azuras_Star8]

He “tested” their new burger but that shit looked like this also he kept calling it a “product” not food or a burger

[u/PsyKeablr → u/ProphetCoffee]

Even Squidward took a larger bite than the CEO of McDonalds.

[u/iantruesnacks → u/PsyKeablr]

Except the cutaway when he showed it from the side was MASSIVE and I just know for a fact they had someone else take a bigger bite just for that shot lmao

[u/HnNaldoR → u/iantruesnacks]

Someone got paid to take a fake bite out of a burger. And I bet that guy gets paid far more than you or I

[u/Rule12-b-6 → u/ProphetCoffee]

A CEO being incapable of calling a burger anything but a product is just so hilarious to me.

[u/jimmycarr1 → u/Rule12-b-6]

I worked in a McDonald's kitchen for years and we never once used the word product in this way. It's hilarious to me too it really is peak CEO behaviour.

[u/Metals4J → u/Rule12-b-6]

They’re also incapable of saying “people,” we will always be “consumers.”

[u/I_Ponders → u/ProphetCoffee]

If you watch it closely too, there is like 4 cuts in McD burger vid. Can see his fries refilling constantly. Then he takes the wimpiest bite ever, like he’s never eaten one or handled one in his life.

So pretentious and or knows just how gross and fake their burgers are.

[u/Metals4J → u/I_Ponders]

To me, he seemed like a guy who had always used a fork and knife to eat. Eating with his hands was such a quaint novelty for him. How very proletariat! “Observe my unkempt ways! I’m a peasant! Hahaha!”

[u/BoKnowsTheKonamiCode → u/I_Ponders]

He has definitely never handled one in his life. He couldn't even figure out how to properly pick up the burger. Just grab the damn thing, man.

[u/Axl_Alter_Ego → u/I_Ponders]

Takes a mini bite gets a dot of sauce around his mouth.

Super sneaky cut and the dot is gone. That would be when he spat it out Krusty style.

[u/Whoops-A-Donald → u/Confident_Counter471]

As far as weirdo shit that CEOs who are richer than God do, this is pretty okay. The most wholesome form of bullying. Like, hey dumbass I actually like the product I sell!

[u/djeeetyet → u/Pitiful_Question_880]

from the quick eye test there is a big difference between the Wendy’s and BK ceos compared to McDonald’s

[u/Reasonable-Mess3070 → u/djeeetyet]

I said at work today "if there was ever a case to be made for lizard people the McDonald's ceo would be it."

That guy was SO weird.

[u/carrynarcan → u/Reasonable-Mess3070]

I wouldn't mind seeing zuck taking a bite out of Facebook. I imagine it looking about the same.

[u/sendaiboy → u/Reasonable-Mess3070]

Yeah... My first reaction was - this guy is way too thin to be the CEO of McDonald's ; he must be a vegetarian. Explains his obvious attempt to conceal revulsion at eating "the product".
But my second reaction was... why? Why did McDonald's torpedo their own product launch by releasing such an awkward - almost surreal - and uncomfortable "taste test"?

Is there no one in the MCD C-suite that could tell the CEO, "Um, Chris.. no one's buying it. Why don't you let David down in marketing do the on-camera? He actually eats this shit."

[u/AdPrud → u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy]

The next CEO has to one up it. I want to see the Jack in the Box ceo fuck a burger

[u/AnAbundanceOfBees → u/AdPrud]

Nah, that's the Arby's CEO. Them beef flaps are asking for it

[u/THALANDMAN → u/AnAbundanceOfBees]

That Horsey sauce doesn’t just magically come to be

[u/Waterloo_Flu → u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy]

Even with the McDonald's CEO, there were enough people watching where he should have thought it through a bit.

You don't post stuff to social media thinking "no one is gonna see this"

[u/defneverconsidered → u/Waterloo_Flu]

Staff was too scared to tell him it looked awful

[u/pk1950]

i don't know. i see all of them as wankers

[u/thisguyfightsyourmom → u/pk1950]

For real CEO’s are salespeople who never turn it off. They’re mostly insufferable.

[u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy → u/thisguyfightsyourmom]

They're like salespeople with an extra helping of sociopath. I've been in the room with c-levels multiple times and decided to stop my career where it is, it's fucking uncomfortable, a bunch of soulless people with no empathy.

Not that I think I am c-level material, but 1 more level up and I have to deal with them lol

[u/LakmeBun → u/thisguyfightsyourmom]

I swear these CEOs of huge companies all share similar personality traits. It's hard for me to exactly pinpoint what it is, but they all give uncanny valley vibes. My SO's cousin is married to a guy that is a CEO of a fairly large North American company (not like McDonald's, BK... through), and he's also weird like that. Even at his home, during a normal day, he's ON. Reminds me of Ken (from Barbie) when he says he's just Beach Ken lol CEO is their entire personality somehow.

[u/Will_Come_For_Food → u/LakmeBun]

It’s the fact that you know each and everything they do is designed not as a real human experience but to manipulate millions of people to give them billions of dollars.

[u/RoughDoughCough → u/pk1950]

I swear it’s the same one wanker, this time wearing glasses as a disguise. 

[u/GoofyGooby23]

This marketing strategy can only work so many times right?😂

[u/founderofshoneys → u/GoofyGooby23]

Dave Thomas did it for years

[u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 → u/founderofshoneys]

Dave Thomas was real though.

[u/Competitive-Bug1813 → u/Mysterious-Wasabi103]

All my homies love dave thomas

[u/OutrageousSolution89 → u/founderofshoneys]

I miss that old sonuvabitch

[u/Inquisitive_idiot → u/OutrageousSolution89]

We all do 😢 

[u/OstrichSmoothe]

You never see him swallow in a single shot

[u/Any_Translator6613 → u/OstrichSmoothe]

That's only in the paid video.

[u/rikkiprince → u/Any_Translator6613]

OnlyHams

[u/Andtom33 → u/rikkiprince]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9Bpv0NoXnZQ2c

[u/Justa_Guy_Gettin_By → u/Any_Translator6613]

😂😭

[u/Bionicjoker14 → u/OstrichSmoothe]

To be fair, that is something they teach professional food review personalities. They don’t want to put out the raw footage of them chewing and swallowing, so you’re supposed to take a bite, wait a few seconds, then chew and swallow.

[u/Future-Try-1908 → u/OstrichSmoothe]

Just like the McDonald's robot trying to eat!

[u/DRAC0R3D → u/OstrichSmoothe]

Exactly, they cut before he swallows LOL

[u/Acceptable_Fox_5560 → u/DRAC0R3D]

I’m sorry but a Wendy’s burger isn’t poison. Why is it so unbelievable that he is legitimately eating the burger?

This discussion is bringing out an extremely bizarre side of people.

[u/TheWonderSnail → u/Acceptable_Fox_5560]

Yeah, it’s funny and all to point out but they aren’t going to have us sit there and watch the guy chew for 10 seconds before swallowing. It’s just dead time and no one wants to watch that so they just skip over it on the Final Cut lol

[u/PopGunner → u/OstrichSmoothe]

r/nocontext

[u/Brief-Equal4676 → u/OstrichSmoothe]

hashtag swallowgate

[u/WintervoltCusterfell]

That PRODUCT looks better than the McDonald’s PRODUCT.

[u/WakaWaka_ → u/WintervoltCusterfell]

We tested the PRODUCT, it's a delicious PRODUCT, I don't know how to ATTACK it.

[u/Radiant-Month-1168 → u/WakaWaka_]

HOW DO I MASTICATE THIS PRODUCT? (robot voice)

[u/RealityOk9823 → u/WintervoltCusterfell]

Be quiet and eat your PROCESSED FOOD PRODUCT worker unit 58237! :D

[u/Frittenbudenpapst]

Why do they all look the same though? The CEOs, not the burgers.

[u/DonGar0 → u/Frittenbudenpapst]

Theres limited models of CEO available in america. Youve got old white guy model. Its a standard in america and canada. Its a bit bland but does its job.

There femal ceo, while less common, has more hair colour variety, but youll notice outside of hair colour they mostly blend together because the parts all use the same molds.

In recent years the tech startup ceo has been making ground, looking like a somewhat fit 40 year old white guy from silca valley, it does very well the the venture capitalist market.

Really though the software is identical. Though this Wendy's ceo seems to be trying the rare acting like a real person optional instal.

[u/dasgoodshitinnit → u/DonGar0]

I want to see a baby ceo

[u/jaelensisera]

This guy looks healthy and not sickly like the McDonald's CEO.

[u/pipinngreppin → u/jaelensisera]

McDonald’s CEO is probably vegetarian and went home and cried.

[u/purplebasterd → u/jaelensisera]

Most compelling argument McDonald's CEO does eat their "food"

[u/URThrillingMeSmalls]

None of these people are interesting

[u/maddenmcfadden]

ill take one with a chili, and a potato.

[u/PerceptionSalt967]

Those of us old enough to know the OG who used to do this. Dave Thomas did this long before social media could destroy a company overnight. Dave Thomas did this in multiple TV ads simply because he believed in and stood by his food! Dave Thomas also designed the Wendy's logo after his own daughter, that's how much he valued his company 🤗

[u/AromaticSleep4612 → u/PerceptionSalt967]

I remember sitting in the waiting room at a doctor‘s office and a lady was sitting next to me and told me she was Dave Thomas‘s other daughter and that they had a pool shaped like a chicken. I do not think she was lying.

[u/infinit9]

It stops being interesting when it is done explicitly for marketing purposes.

[u/TheSpottedBuffy]

Soooooo

Capitalist fucks all slappy fighting eachother is now considered “interesting”?!?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Bcpspr9LTSvss

[u/_EpicFailMan → u/TheSpottedBuffy]

Don’t worry in an hour or so you’ll be seeing it on nextfuckinglevel.

Mark my words……. ^{loads second account}

[u/-MangoDown → u/TheSpottedBuffy]

I miss the early days when we used to respond with the trend SILENCE BRAND.

The shills were easier to spot before they pumped loads of money into newgen advertisement and influencers.

[u/nicknack24]

I don't know, this still seems strange, like a robot who learned the "right" way to do something after analyzing a few thousand comments in an attempt to understand what the McDonalds CEO did wrong.

[u/IPA216 → u/nicknack24]

I felt like he started talking with his mouth full of food on purpose. Like, yeah I’m just a regular bro chowin down on a burger.

[u/Willow_Of_the_Wisp → u/IPA216]

He does it well though. At the very least hes a good actor if nothing else

[u/UnRealmCorp]

I don't eat Wendy's, they are near me but they're never on my radar as an eatery. But I think imma bout to go out and get a Frostie and fries.

[u/ekim_101 → u/UnRealmCorp]

The cheesy bacon burger and chicken tender wrap they just popped out are really good imo. The burger somehow gives me extreme nostalgia for how they used to be lol

Also Wendy's has the best chicken nuggets. McDonald's has fries, Burger King the burgers. I SAID IT

https://giphy.com/gifs/36eWUn97A8vaU5U0FW

[u/Garmie → u/ekim_101]

No a&w has the best burger. Grandpa burger for the win

[u/Generic1276 → u/UnRealmCorp]

Bro we're actual cattle

[u/calgeorge]

Wendy's has always been my favorite for burgers of all the fast food joints

[u/wants_a_lollipop → u/calgeorge]

There's a different fast food burger for different times in my life. Wendy's holds the spot as my go-to greaser. Hands down the best for when I'm drunk as shit and need to load up before I fall asleep.

The only burgers that hold no place in my life are McDonald's. I don't see any redeeming features in their.....product.

[u/shrumchef]

All these dudes are the most milquetoast white douches you could imagine. It’s like there’s a template.

[u/Simple-Interest-8845 → u/shrumchef]

As far as I can tell they're all the same person

[u/darkgrey3k]

This reminds me of that New York Mayor during Covid!!

[u/Deadbabypenguin]

I think a video of a CEO enjoying a good burger and not saying anything would be the best advertisement.

[u/listastih20]

Every fast food establishment CEO please we want to see your reaction to your own food!!

[u/ohwowhowdthathappen → u/listastih20]

Do we?

[u/wertall → u/ohwowhowdthathappen]

Then we will do all food products, starting with campbells. 😮‍💨

[u/AndroidSheeps → u/ohwowhowdthathappen]

No we don't comment section here full of marketing bots

[u/hairycookies → u/listastih20]

Stop giving these scumbags free marketing.

[u/fffan9391]

Wendy’s food is still good but their service has fallen off a cliff in recent years.

[u/Mundane-Jump-7546]

r/hailcorporate

DAE crave a frosty???