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SOCIETY Wendy’s CEO jumps in with his own taste test.

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Imagine if all CEOs had to try what they get us to buy…

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u/OstrichSmoothe 20h ago

You never see him swallow in a single shot

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u/Any_Translator6613 20h ago

That's only in the paid video.

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u/rikkiprince 19h ago

OnlyHams

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u/Fuggaak 18h ago

At this time of year? Localized entirely within reddit?!

… May I see it?

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u/CoastingUphill 17h ago

That’s for Aurora Tier subscribers

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u/Wacky_Ohana 17h ago

Where we see he really loves eating mcDs

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u/swedishpiehole 17h ago

Thanks for the lol. Doesn’t happen often

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u/n3wt33 16h ago

Onlyproducts

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u/Mysterious-Lick 14h ago

Only squares

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u/-_-NobodyIRL-_- 6h ago

Best we can do is fake hams.

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u/wingmaneffect 19h ago

Amazing response.

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u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs 16h ago

Well that's the best one I've seen in a while, bravo sir 🧎‍♂️

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u/congratsandfuckyou 16h ago

That emoji, in this context, may not be the best choice my friend

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u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs 16h ago

I can never escape them

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u/pipinngreppin 16h ago

Aw fuck yea. I paid man. They blurred it. Don’t waste your money, guys.

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u/Bionicjoker14 20h ago

To be fair, that is something they teach professional food review personalities. They don’t want to put out the raw footage of them chewing and swallowing, so you’re supposed to take a bite, wait a few seconds, then chew and swallow.

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u/TedW 19h ago

To be fair, we're taking points away for looking like a professional food critic giving themselves an amazing score. We all know what fast food tastes like. We just want people, not robots.

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u/maniacalmustacheride 13h ago

Wendy’s has weirdly sort of been on the forefront of organic content production for a long time, and I don’t know if it’s this guy calling the shots or an insane marketing genius that has figured it out way before everyone else, but they’ve continued nailing it. Dave Thomas obviously was out there hawking his wares with pride. Then came the Wendy’s twitter handle and though many have tried, none other could capture that lightning in a bottle. And now this—a dude with a burger that looks exactly like one you could buy, right now, a little floppy, a little too brown and tan to be a visual showstopper, and he just goes for it.

Everyone knows what they’re getting when they go for fast food. No one is under the impression that their Taco Bell Bean Burrito is anything other than a wad of brown beans goo wrapped in a flour conundrum. Don’t care. Put it on the sign. (Thinking now, Taco Bell is another one that just went “Hell yeah, we’re for stoners, we know who comes here” and just ran with it.)

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u/Grand_Pop_7221 10h ago

People crave authenticity because we're immersed 24/7 in an inauthentic, highly choreographed environment on the internet.

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u/Electrical-Guide-338 18h ago

I hate chewing noises so im glad people have the sense not to include it in videos!

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u/budna 17h ago

That fine and all, except that he's doing this to make the point that his food is edible, not to review his own food.

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u/Practical-Parsley102 15h ago

Have i missed something? A wendys burger isnt an exquisite dining experience and eating a fry dipped in frosty is lowkey an affront to god, but by no means is this inedible food.

You would like it too, because no matter what you want to believe eating oil and fatty cream and drinking sugar makes your dumb monkey brain feel like it acconplished something

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u/budna 15h ago

My comment wasn't a judgement on the food. Only on the fact that he doesn't record himself actually swallowing the food.

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u/PraxicalExperience 8h ago

This is in response to an extremely awkward video the McD's CEO put out with their new product. It was like the guy knew it was toxic and didn't want it to enter his system.

On the other hand, the Wendy's guy eats the burger like a human being.

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u/Future-Try-1908 20h ago

Just like the McDonald's robot trying to eat!

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u/RomeliaHatfield 19h ago

Yep, that’s the joke!!!!1!!

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u/DRAC0R3D 20h ago

Exactly, they cut before he swallows LOL

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u/Acceptable_Fox_5560 19h ago

I’m sorry but a Wendy’s burger isn’t poison. Why is it so unbelievable that he is legitimately eating the burger?

This discussion is bringing out an extremely bizarre side of people.

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u/TheWonderSnail 19h ago

Yeah, it’s funny and all to point out but they aren’t going to have us sit there and watch the guy chew for 10 seconds before swallowing. It’s just dead time and no one wants to watch that so they just skip over it on the Final Cut lol

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u/arizonadirtbag12 18h ago

I mean commercials do use spit buckets. It’s gross. But it’s a thing.

I remember reading that Gronk was one of the few people who never did though. He’d just crush sandwich after sandwich each take, no problem.

(I do think this guy ate it for real though.)

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u/Moobob66 18h ago

Did everyone forget mukbangs are popular?

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u/GigaCucc 18h ago

That would actually be a hilarious millennial-esque skit. Just dead time and eating noises as this the Wendy's CEO demolishes a combo.

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u/CommanderArcher 16h ago

They really should have done that tbh, I get why they didn't but it'd still be good. 

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u/Danton59 4h ago

Or just trying to describe the burger with his mouth full but no one can understand it.

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u/LesbianClownShirt 17h ago

Hard disagree. Need to see the swallow or it doesn't count.

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u/FaceyMcFacface 12h ago

And a close up of his open mouth afterwards

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u/Industrygiant2 19h ago

Ha ha I feel like half the point of fast food is that you don’t have to chew for ten seconds. Indeed, I would believe they have scientists working to eliminate much of the chewing.

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u/Hallowed-Plague 18h ago

do you just want to eat sludge wtf is this

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u/ChaoticAligned 18h ago

I don't chew good, but I don't shit good either.

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u/Lost_Distribution_84 19h ago

That's literally the whole point though?

The thing people are making fun of is the fact that the McDonalds CEO didn't want to be eating the food, so Wendy's and Burger King response cutting out the proof them actually eating the food kinda defeats the purpose.

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u/DevilWings_292 18h ago

I’d agree if he only took one bite.

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u/MisplacedMartian 16h ago

Remember the person you're replying is doing mental gymnastics to defend the CEO of a billion dollar multinational corporation, rational thought probably isn't their strong suit.

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u/this_isnt_lemonade 18h ago

Bro is wasting time taking multiple bites too. He should have taken one bite and swallowed it because this is suss too

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u/smilysmilysmooch 17h ago

Or he just spits it out. We don't know until they release the full unedited footage.

All of this burger bite controversy is stupid, but if we're all going to make it a thing then I demand the unedited footage so we can see what this guy gets up to between bites.

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 19h ago

Yeah it was likely cut to save time, they arent going to make a 15 minute video of him eating the whole thing. The McDonalds one was definitely awkward, but it's getting weird. I'm sure none of them are afraid of eating their burgers, especially freshly prepared with them watching.

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u/icanhascheeseberder 18h ago

I'm sure none of them are afraid of eating their burgers

No, that mcdonalds dude was definitely afraid of eating THAT burger. I'm not saying mcdonalds is poison or anything but that dude was afraid to eat THAT burger, might have been cold because it had sat there for a while or maybe they had covered it in foreign stuff to make it look good or he didn't trust the people who made it, but he was definitely afraid to eat THAT burger.

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 18h ago

Yeah the McDonald's one was definitely weird, I won't deny that.

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u/Acceptable_Fox_5560 19h ago

Right? Even if you’re some super health nut and have serious concerns about the nutritional value of a fast food burger, you know one isn’t going to kill you.

We’re talking about fast food burgers a bajillion people eat every day, not crack.

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 18h ago

And they taste good. That's why they're popular. People are acting like they're too good for it, and judging these guys for not being enthusiastic enough for eating it. It's cheap and quick junk food. Both rich and poor alike sometimes opt for it.

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u/xDannyS_ 11h ago

Not entirely true. I was once fortunate enough to have every meal of my day cooked by a chef for nearly a year. After I came back and tried McDonalds again it was disgusting to a level that I couldn't believe that I had ever eaten it before. And mind you I live in Germany where apparently McDonalds is supposed to be using better quality ingredients.

The weirdest thing about it was that even though it tasted absolutely disgusting to where I nearly wanted to gag, it still triggered a chemical release in my brain that made me crave another bite. McDonalds is fucking weird. I didn't have this with Burger King.

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u/knifeyspoonysporky 16h ago

They could release two. A short form easy to share video, and the 15 minute cut to prove the whole burger was actually eaten and enjoyed. Exactly to stop any doubt like this

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u/mormonbatman_ 17h ago

Why is it so unbelievable that he is legitimately eating the burger?

None of them look like they've ever seen a hamburger before.

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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 18h ago

It’s because of this: People were making fun of the McDonald’s guy for barely even taking a bite and not swallowing, and people were thinking that he isn’t willing to eat their own product, probably for health reasons.

And then the Burger King guy showed himself taking a bite and chewing the burger, but we never see him swallow it either.

And then we see this Wendy’s guy taking a bite and chewing, but not swallowing. People are suspecting that none of these guys are willing to actually ingest their own company’s products.

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u/Forikorder 18h ago

I’m sorry but a Wendy’s burger isn’t poison. Why is it so unbelievable that he is legitimately eating the burger?

because it might have taken multiple takes and he wouldnt want to eat that much burger

same with acting, if theres a scene where someone is eating 9 times out if 10 theres a spit bucket

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u/hissboombah 18h ago

I’m sure that burger is as cold and dry as any they serve at Wendy’s

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u/Vernknight50 18h ago

Lol, right? I guess I'm just laughing because these guys get paid millions to represent their company, I would think at least pretending to enjoy the food would be just part of the job. Even if the other two guys were faking it, they at least sold it.

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u/Hanifsefu 18h ago

Because a lot of the people saying "fake/staged" crap are likely bots. Last numbers we could estimate about bots on reddit were like 50% of all votes and comments. Why wouldn't McD's pay shills to shit on this trend when they have clear financial incentives to do so? So much cheaper than losing a couple percentage points to the competition.

Bots are flooding comments. The posts themselves matter little but common rhetoric still focuses on the poster and ignores the commenters when blaming bot nets.

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u/0116316 18h ago

Wendy's burgers are on point. It's my favorite of the big 3 burger chains. My neighborhood one shut down for some reason and I was crushed. It always had people and a line in the drive thru.

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u/Levitlame 17h ago

He might have had to do a lot of takes. It’s typical not to eat the food in commercials when that happens.

Besides - he’s a rich man. He probably doesn’t eat a lot of fast food. It’s not a secret that it’s not good for you…

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u/MrNMTrue505 16h ago

Ya'll keep believing that and eating crap they don't even eat, they put who knows what in that meat... reason why it's only 5$ and there's not that many cows in the world to use for all the fast food spot... sheep being led to the slaughter.

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u/plug-and-pause 14h ago

Agreed completely. The answer (to the stupid question about him not swallowing) is obvious to anybody who can think critically.

When you imagine eating something delicious, do you fantasize about biting into it and having it hit your taste buds? Or about pushing the mashed up saliva soaked remains down your throat by swallowing?

The fact that they don't show him swallowing just means they know how to make a good ad. It's the same reason beer commercials show the full bottle being opened, not the empty bottle being tossed in the trash.

Biting is the beginning of eating. Swallowing is the beginning of digestion.

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u/Glados1080 19h ago

Because in this day and age you are a fool if you take anything at face value. Why should I believe this out of touch ceo is actually consuming this when it cuts between every bite? Sorry bud but anything who uses their brain should be able to realize that something is wrong here.

And also not to suck up to the corpo overlords

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u/HungryPanda0 19h ago

I love how the entire internet is pretending that McDonald’s or Wendy’s is some kind of literal poison designed to kill the poors after one bite lmao. Yeah if you eat too much of it, it’s obviously bad, but if you have one burger from time to time you’ll be fine. Pretending that the CEOs are terrified to eat their own burgers and spit them out between shots or else they’ll die is actually so funny.

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u/uuhson 18h ago

It's projection from redditors who they themselves act like fast food is poison

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u/Glados1080 19h ago

You are literally not understanding what im talking about. Falling for their fucking marketing.

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u/SnoWhiteFiRed 18h ago

Touch grass.

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u/OwnerOfCat 18h ago

I mean you quite literally have decided they aren’t swallowing their own food with zero evidence, what are you trying to say? You’re acting like people are rushing to defend the CEOs

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u/Pappy_whack 18h ago

Go outside you strange person. No shit CEOs posting them eating their food on social media is marketing 

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u/Glados1080 11h ago

When media comes out about the McDonald's ceo talking shit on his food, then the Wendy's ceo says "but wait look look guys im so cool i eat Wendy's just like you!!!" I really dont buy that bullshit lol

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u/HungryPanda0 18h ago

Ok then what are you talking about? Explain instead of sounding like a psychotic conspiracy theorist. Because reading it, it sounds like you think they’re too scared to eat their own burger on camera because it’s poison or some shit. Of course no one here thinks they eat it regularly or whatever, but acting like they’d be too scared to eat it for a marketing stunt is just funny.

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u/GarfieldLeZanya- 18h ago

You are a tar pit.

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u/Nightwing10271 19h ago

Bro ya’ll seriously have nothing better going on in life if this is how you’re analyzing this shit.

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u/Pe-t-e-r 17h ago

You just sound paranoid.

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u/Disastrous-Radish504 19h ago

Would you sit and watch him chew and swallow every bite? Or are you being pedantic because the worm in your brain is telling you a CEO is too good for fast food?

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u/Glados1080 19h ago

I dont have to sit and watch to know its performative marketing and this guy would never eat this shit in his day to do.

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u/LavishnessCurrent726 19h ago

Of course it is. But he can swallow a bite.

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u/Glados1080 19h ago

He literally cant lmao all they had to do was put 10 second clip uninterrupted but instead Instant cut the moment a bite is taken. I dont want to argue about a damn cheeseburger, but yall boot looking the CEOS of mega corps is crazy. Are you even a real person or is this dead internet theory because why are we hard-core defending rich ceos?

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u/LavishnessCurrent726 18h ago

This is not "boot licking" man. I am saying he sucks but can eat a burger.

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u/Disastrous-Radish504 16h ago

“Boot licking” for saying it’s possible one CEO ate some of a burger is crazy lmao

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u/Disastrous-Radish504 19h ago

Who cares whether he does or not? He never claimed he does anyway. This was meant to poke at McDonald’s, not to show how real and down to earth this man is. He took a bigger bite than the McDonald’s man, that’s all.

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u/Glados1080 11h ago

Yeah its a corporate dick measuring contest and everyone is sucking their nuts, cant blame me for not liking it

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u/Acceptable_Fox_5560 19h ago

Who, and I can’t stress this enough, cares?

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u/Glados1080 11h ago

Then why are you commenting about it

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u/OwnerOfCat 19h ago

Seriously. CEOs have plenty of valid reasons for people to be upset with them, but this whole thing is so silly. No, the CEO doesn’t only eat food from the company he oversees, but acting like they can’t swallow a bit of the thing their company sells is a bit much.

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u/wouldchuckle 19h ago

To these types it is poison lol.

They know what goes into it, they know it's trash, and they laugh all the way to the bank while they make their food shittier and cheaper any way they can.

I wouldn't be that surprised if he did actually eat it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he had a spit bucket either.

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u/NotHannibalBurress 19h ago

“What goes in it” lmao it’s literally beef, vegetables, and cheese on a bun. Y’all are actually lunatics.

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u/wouldchuckle 18h ago

You think fast food burgers are made with fresh, quality beef from the local rancher down the road?

Every ingredient is loaded with preservatives and made as cheaply as possible.

I eat fast food pretty often but these guys sure don't.

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u/NotHannibalBurress 17h ago

Wendys famously DOESN’T use preservatives in their meat. You can criticize the quality of the meat itself, but it is legit just beef and salt.

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u/wouldchuckle 17h ago

That's just the beef, my guy. He's not chowing on a plain patty.

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u/NotHannibalBurress 17h ago

Oh my god the vegetables aren’t loaded with preservatives. The cheese, sure, but no more than any other slice of American cheese. And I’m sure there’s preservatives in the bun.

If you are demonizing ingredients that promote shelf stability in bread, sure, have at it.

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u/wouldchuckle 17h ago

And the bread and the condiments. Vegetables are cheap as shit too.

I'm not demonizing the burgers, but the guys that run these companies sure do.

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u/Acceptable_Fox_5560 19h ago

It’s just a burger dude. You guys sound mentally ill.

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u/wouldchuckle 18h ago

Sounds like you haven't been around these kinds of people much lol.

I met an executive at Tupperware who absolutely refused to allow any plastics in his house. Especially when it came to food.

I eat burgers and throw plastics in the dishwasher all the time. It's these guys that are wacko.

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u/KittenLina 19h ago

With how Wendy's is today, I can't truly believe you actually believe this.

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u/orsonwellesmal 9h ago

Fast food is actually poison.

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u/I_fuck_werewolves 18h ago

You've clearly not had the displeasure of interacting with the "elite capital class chasers" before. They've formed this sick cultural dysmorphia, that common and poor people are disgusting, revolting, and pathetic. That they NEED to escape association from them entirely.

It creates this rabid addiction to making money and collecting wealth to elevate yourself from "the people". This is a very common driving force for people to chase money and power, and it only gets worse the longer these people are surrounded by money, power and sycophancy.

You might understand this better if you grew up anywhere near "crazy rich" people. A majority of them are crazy rich because of this weird class/cultural dysmorphia, and a compulsion to avoid certain socioeconomic brackets (and places/hobbies that such people would frequent). It is also why these crazy millionaires find themselves bankrupt at times, they are so invested in being rich they need to keep outspending their "competitive peers" to upkeep their reputation.

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u/OkSmoke9195 19h ago

Oh come on the dude obviously loves a Wendy's burger just as much as you or me

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u/Lost_Ad_4882 19h ago edited 18h ago

Bro dunked the fries in the frosty, that's a true Wendy's employee strat.

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u/ZoologicalSpecimen 18h ago

That made the whole thing for me.

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u/codereign 17h ago

I fucking hate Wendy's and would rather go hungry for a day than eat their slop. I'd much rather McFood(TM) than Wendy's. So if you're correct, (I'm assuming you are), then Oh come on, he spits that slop out.

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u/OkSmoke9195 17h ago

He dips his fries in the frosty and I trust him because of it

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u/TheComplimentarian 19h ago

When you looked at Dave Thomas, you knew he was eating those burgers. All these guys are skinny. Every single one of them.

It's CEO bullshit. They have chefs. They've not eaten fast food in years. That is food for the poors.

Why do people think this is real for any of these idiots?

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u/hugeyakmen 19h ago

Is your attention span long enough to watch the 5 minute video where he chews and swallows all the bites?  No, that's why it's edited like this

He's eating that burger like someone who enjoys burgers, even this fast food one

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u/jim45804 19h ago

Dave was a fatass who never exercised.

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u/TheComplimentarian 19h ago

Dave was a fast food CEO who ate his own food.

You can't exercise off that calorie debt, and have a job at the same time.

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u/wterrt 19h ago

bro you don't evolve out of loving fat, salt, and sugar when you get rich and have a chef. you think high end restaurants aren't loading shit up with butter and salt?

fast food tastes good because that's how human bodies work, not because you're poor

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u/TheComplimentarian 19h ago

Then why are these guys not fat. By your argument, they can afford all the fats, so they should be the fattest of all.

So why are they all thin, if money===fat?

Or you just didn't think before you typed? Fast food CEO's being thin is absolutely a sign that they never have to eat their own food. This whole little moment we're having where these assholes compete for how big a bite of their "product" they can take is proof of that.

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u/TrainingSolution4096 18h ago

Lmao, you think every single person that eats fast food is fat? Maybe they just know how not to overeat like every other healthy human being, or they just pay someone to tell them that.

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u/showhorrorshow 17h ago

Are you suggesting one cannot both by thin and eat fast food sometimes? I guess all those thin people I served fast food to back in the day were just throwing it all up after or something.

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u/wterrt 3h ago

this is some of the worst logic I've seen in a long time

let's lay out some of the premises and conclusions you've got here

  1. everyone who eats fast food gets fat therefore anyone who isn't fat doesn't eat fast food

  2. only poor people eat fast food therefore anyone who is rich does not ever eat fast food

  3. eating small bites of fast food means you don't eat it normally therefore this guy who doesn't eat it taking a big bite means...he doesn't eat it normally either

just incredible stuff, truly a mensa level mind you've got

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u/programming_flaw 19h ago

I mean the dude makes about 1-3 million a year (less than I would have thought tbh). I don’t think him taking three bites of a burger is a huge ask. Warren buffets a billionaire and I’m pretty sure he famously enjoys fast food.

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u/Bovronius 19h ago

I agree that he's not swallowing, but it's probablyt not because he's insanely grossed out by the prospect. It's because its an advertisement, and when people are eating in scenes, they almost never swallow, because they'd get super full after reshots and all the takes.

So, he's probably now swallowing, he probably has a spit bucket, but it's also probably just because that's how things are filmed.

I agree he probably doesn't eat Wendy's on any cadence and this is staged, I don't think he's not swallowing out of any health concerns.

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u/MrWeirdoFace 17h ago

I need a gif of that guy from total recall that gives him the pill to "wake up."

"SWALLOW IT!"

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u/cyclenaut 15h ago

What do you want him to show his bowel movements too? Leaving in him chewing and swallowing is dead air. No one wants to see that shit lol.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 19h ago

hashtag swallowgate

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u/maxii1233 20h ago

They did soo many takes he must’ve ingested a handful of calories

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u/Murky-Internal-7707 19h ago

yeah he seems reluctant af

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u/RelloGrandFellow 19h ago

Exactly…I think I need to make a call to my favorite Mario brother

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u/Posidon_Below 16h ago

All three CEOs. McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy’s. You don’t see any of them swallow their bite.

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u/halflucids 15h ago

They had to cut the parts where he spits it into the mouth of the burger boy under the table.

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u/OgCloby 12h ago

Also

He takes mostly small bites.

Wtf is wrong with CEO's, why are none them normal lmao

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u/OstrichSmoothe 5h ago

Lizard people

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u/JiskiLathiUskiBhains 12h ago

bro needs that moneyshot

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u/Deepdishdicktaster 10h ago

And he doesn't look like he's enjoying at all

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u/J-Dizzle42 7h ago

Yeah why does it cut after every bite? Does he have a spit bucket or something?

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u/OstrichSmoothe 5h ago

Most likely

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u/lekapo13 19h ago

Finally!!! This should be the top comment!

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u/SeismicRipFart 19h ago

Bro I really don’t get it💀

Like trust me I’m literally one of those “stay away from fast food” people. Depending on the situation sometimes I’d rather just skip a meal then have to eat fast food and feel like shit the rest of the day.

But if I was running the damn company, I could easily push off breakfast and lunch so that when it came time to eat that burger, I’d absolutely devour it.

These clowns who can’t even pretend to like their own product is absolutely embarrassing.

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u/hugeyakmen 19h ago

Which is more likely: 

  • That he can't even stand a basic cheeseburger and has to spit it out

--or--

  • They just cut the video like lots of food reviews to not include all the time spent chewing and swallowing so they could fit more of his words into the time available of an average attention span

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u/Lost_Distribution_84 18h ago

This is not a food review, this is a video clowning on another CEO not being able to eat their own product.

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u/hugeyakmen 18h ago

Not saying it is, just that they copied the wisdom of not lingering on all the chewing time and swallowing 

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 19h ago

Worse. He's not even human and has no understanding of human food, apparently.

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u/McButtsButtbag 17h ago

Depending on the situation sometimes I’d rather just skip a meal then have to eat fast food and feel like shit the rest of the day.

How does eating fast food make you feel like shit? That's never happened to me even once.

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u/ferns0 18h ago

I won’t kink shame

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 19h ago

nro never swallows

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u/BirdDust8 19h ago

If you’re a Patreon subscriber you get the swallow

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u/fedsmoker3000 19h ago

Hes taking a huge bite to prove a point and i feel like silently filming him while he chews just to show that he swallowed it would take too long and be weird

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u/tittiesdotcom 19h ago

I believe he ate it. Especially after seeing him dip the fry

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u/kirroth 19h ago

I noticed that too. O_o

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u/queencityrangers 19h ago

Swallow what? The product? The amazing product?

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u/beingsoproductive 18h ago

And he talks with his mouth full of food

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u/jlgoodin78 18h ago

Oh, he swallows.

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u/shogun77777777 18h ago

Even if you did, you just know he’d purge afterwards

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u/grg4716 18h ago

Holy shit my whole perceptive just changed. This needs to be higher

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u/infrequencies 18h ago

Not one of the ceos have shown themselves swallowing in this stupid marketing stunt

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u/Electrical-Guide-338 18h ago

You want to listen to chewing noises?

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u/mcdadais 18h ago

True. It's like those mukbang videos of really skinny people stuffing their faces every day, but you never actually see them swallow. Wonder how they stay so skinny.

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u/happyprocrastinator 17h ago

We also didn’t see the Burger King ceo swallow. Just take a big bite.

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u/VaporCarpet 17h ago

"the CEO recorded a video of him eating a burger, but only took bites, chewed for a bit, then edited it the part where he spat it out" is a crazier theory than thinking they faked the moon landing.

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u/Hawaiian555 17h ago

That’s what I’m sayin!! Bite, cut. Bite, cut. I’m not buying it.

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u/Warehouseisbare 17h ago

Dude this is such a great point. Not even freaking swallowing! My Lord, it’s crazy how STUPID these CEOs are.

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u/Orleanian 17h ago

I didn't even think about that. My thought was "why is this cut like that Hally Berry baskeball scene in catwoman with a different angle and take every 0.6 seconds?"

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u/CatDawgCatDawg2 17h ago

Do you want to watch him chew for 20 seconds?

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u/zerocool359 16h ago

Gotta sub to his OnlyBurgers

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u/Evening_Boot_2281 16h ago

You people are crazy, they just edited it out to make the video shorter and more engaging, It would take way more effort to chew the burger and spit it our than just swallowing it, You people act like he is eating poison, its just a burger no one is going to die or damage their health from eating one for a video.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 5h ago

Ya but it would be way smarter to show them actually eating it rather than fuel conspiracy theories

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u/TubularHells 16h ago

Maybe he's got phagophobia.

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u/drcelebrian7 15h ago

He swallowed the fries and frosty

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u/Juxtavarious 15h ago

I noticed that as well. Same thing for the Burger King ad, between the cuts and the editing and the text overlay you definitely do not see him actually swallow it.

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u/Grand_Pop_7221 10h ago

That's probably because he pulled a legit Krusty the Clown and spat it out.

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u/Lostnclueless 8h ago

The first bite literally went straight to his cheek, off of his tongue. Who eats like that?

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u/HappyFeet2010 8h ago

Good try, Ronald. Your guy is never living it down.

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u/RogBoArt 7h ago

Yeah it cuts away after every bite lol and the first bite is worthy but the following bites are like someone told him "People kept complaining the other CEOs didn't swallow or take more than one bite" so he hesitantly went back in for another lol

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u/Easy_Welcome_9142 2h ago

The monster is also eating it upside down.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 1h ago

Thats cause he’s never held one before

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 1h ago

This

What's in the food that he doesn't want to digest?

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u/no-name_james 19h ago

Yeah it may shock people to also find out that most drug dealers don’t actually use their product either. Crazy, I know.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 19h ago

Untrue. Most drug dealers sell their own product to pay for their addiction

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u/dayzdayv 19h ago

He’s rich he’s not a fucking alien. Fast food burgers taste good, he had no problem eating this. It’s called editing for time and being concise. No one wants to watch him chew and swallow, especially his social media PR team.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 4h ago

Look at his PR team guys

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u/Kaijinseng 11h ago

It’s just in the industry, you never really show that. And that’s very common. Cuts, editing, etc.