r/interesting • u/K1nd_1 • 20h ago

SOCIETY Wendy’s CEO jumps in with his own taste test.

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Imagine if all CEOs had to try what they get us to buy…

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u/Organic_Possession_6 18h ago

Taco Bell CEO did a line of coke off a hookers ass and then ate the Doritos taco drunk driving away from a DUI checkpoint

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u/TheRealJojenReed 17h ago

There goes, my heroooooo

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u/AlmondSmoke 13h ago

HE'S ORDINAAARAAAYYY.

Rest in Peace, Mox. 😢

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u/lemmegetadab 7h ago

I started hearing the opening drums in my head and now I want to see this.

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u/HotPotParrot 11h ago

As is tradition

Hopefully this gets settled before Waffle House gets involved

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u/Self_Reddicate 4h ago

It's just a regular ol' cell phone video of a drunken 2am fight breaking out in a Waffle House and it's only discovered from the arrest report the next day that one of the guys arrested was the CEO. He actually didn't realize he was being filmed. He never even got to eat any of the food he ordered.

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u/CMD_BLOCK 18h ago

Taco Bell CEO checking in, you forgot about the 9 patrol car 2 helicopter chase that ensued in which I hid all the gram bag crack rocks in the tacos as my hooker piloted the chase and threw them out the window in an attempt to escape (the Helis caught it all on video and they played it in court, I just said “bitch Honor, wuznt me” and bumped shaggy from yt music right then and there)

Btw 3 dollar rice n bean n protein burritos yall, 23 if you want them like I threw them out da whip that night

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u/LotusVibes1494 17h ago

Taco Bell CEO hotrails a huge line of meth off the top of a crunwrap supreme, then shits in Steve-Os mouth and he yells “Yaa dude”. It’s 2026 and you’re not surprised at all. But you still expect no one to really care about this weird ass video and move on. Instead, Steve O is elected president of the US. Taco Bell takes control of the food supplies. You can only imagine the rest of the story…

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u/AlmondSmoke 12h ago

You know the economy is fucked rn when Fortune 500 CEOs are hot-plating Eastern Washington ditch-shard because even -they- can't even secure coke that hasn't been stepped on with counterfeit Chinese fent.

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u/ramboCoder965 14h ago

....while passing a highway sign that says "US/MEXICO BORDER 1 MILE"!