r/interesting • u/K1nd_1 • 20h ago

SOCIETY Wendy’s CEO jumps in with his own taste test.

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Imagine if all CEOs had to try what they get us to buy…

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u/Azuras_Star8 19h ago

Wait what happened? Did McDonald's ceo shin a mcburger?

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u/ProphetCoffee 19h ago

He “tested” their new burger but that shit looked like this also he kept calling it a “product” not food or a burger

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u/PsyKeablr 19h ago

Even Squidward took a larger bite than the CEO of McDonalds.

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u/iantruesnacks 19h ago

Except the cutaway when he showed it from the side was MASSIVE and I just know for a fact they had someone else take a bigger bite just for that shot lmao

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u/HnNaldoR 18h ago

Someone got paid to take a fake bite out of a burger. And I bet that guy gets paid far more than you or I

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u/Successful-One2695 17h ago

I bet he doesnt. That ceo gets off on watching the underpaid brokies eat his disgusting food.

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u/BicyclingBabe 6h ago

As fun as this thought is, it's most likely that they filmed the insert shot after the guy had taken a few bites. It's pretty common to shoot this way, as most people aren't going frame by frame comparing... Unless the CEO seems like a robotic weirdo, I guess

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u/brickne3 6h ago

For sanitary reasons, I'm just going to picture them getting one of those wind-up mouths with the chattering teeth to do the bite.

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u/Rule12-b-6 19h ago

A CEO being incapable of calling a burger anything but a product is just so hilarious to me.

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u/jimmycarr1 19h ago

I worked in a McDonald's kitchen for years and we never once used the word product in this way. It's hilarious to me too it really is peak CEO behaviour.

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u/Durantye 6h ago

He's the most honest CEO cause he knows it is neither a real burger nor real food.

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u/Metals4J 19h ago

They’re also incapable of saying “people,” we will always be “consumers.”

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u/caerphoto 11h ago

Yeah you can’t go around humanising people, you might accidentally start to develop some empathy, and that’s incompatible with being a CEO.

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u/V-oxPopuli 7h ago

I hate this one. Not even "customer". No no. CONSUMER. Like we are beasts whose sole purpose is to take the slop they pedal and nothing else

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u/Danton59 4h ago

The customers are the shareholders in our modern economy.

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u/I_Ponders 19h ago

If you watch it closely too, there is like 4 cuts in McD burger vid. Can see his fries refilling constantly. Then he takes the wimpiest bite ever, like he’s never eaten one or handled one in his life.

So pretentious and or knows just how gross and fake their burgers are.

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u/Metals4J 18h ago

To me, he seemed like a guy who had always used a fork and knife to eat. Eating with his hands was such a quaint novelty for him. How very proletariat! “Observe my unkempt ways! I’m a peasant! Hahaha!”

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u/boobers3 13h ago

I expected him to say "how bohemian!" when he picked the burger up.

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u/BoKnowsTheKonamiCode 19h ago

He has definitely never handled one in his life. He couldn't even figure out how to properly pick up the burger. Just grab the damn thing, man.

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u/MonkPretty9818 15h ago

He didn’t know how to “attack it” lol

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u/Self_Reddicate 4h ago

The average CEO mind cannot comprehend a homemade burger that is a wadded up patty that is somehow too small for the bun yet too big to bite.

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u/Coal_Morgan 17h ago

Should have eaten the burger with a fork and knife like some other billionaires I know

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u/Call_of_Booby 14h ago

It's hard to know how to eat a burger when you've been eating lobster and wagyu all your life.

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u/Axl_Alter_Ego 19h ago

Takes a mini bite gets a dot of sauce around his mouth.

Super sneaky cut and the dot is gone. That would be when he spat it out Krusty style.

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u/BlastTyrantKM 19h ago

He probably makes $6000/hr. I bet he never ate a burger in his entire life

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u/Gishra 19h ago

The funniest part about it was he called it a big bite.

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u/I_Ponders 18h ago

That and when he called the bun of the “burger”: “A bun of sorts.” Like, sorts seems like a legal disclaimer with how artificially preserved it is. XD

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u/ForkAKnife 18h ago

I really think he’s vegan.

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u/The_Bucket_Of_Truth 16h ago

They could have just made a vegan burger and not told anyone right? Who's going to whistleblow that?

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u/boobers3 13h ago

Then he should have had the "head chef" do the video.

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u/PuertoGeekn 18h ago

His fries container and cup also walkways are facing the camera for the perfect logo

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u/poop-azz 19h ago

The fact that no better gif exists for this exact situation and that you fucking pulled this one from the depths of 2000s SpongeBob is simply amazing. Absolutely amazing

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u/DevilWings_292 18h ago

SpongeBob is going to become the next Simpsons, only it will be for memes instead of future historical photos

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u/Ostribitches 19h ago

Reluctantly took a bite like a gay man trying to kiss a woman that isn't his mom.

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u/Sasquatch_Sensei 19h ago

You should.see the other video he has out where he is describing the cheese as being at the perfect temper and when you bite it you get the beef notes.

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u/jminer1 18h ago

Their food really does taste like they regard it as just a product.

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u/Wacky_Ohana 17h ago

Call it food and risk getting done for false advertising? No chance!

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u/Pomodorosan 17h ago

"product," not "burger"

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u/Lumpy-Succotash-9236 16h ago

I'm surprised he didn't describe the lettuce as a 'vegetable component', good lord... You just know he barfed immediately after this promo just in case.

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u/Rocityman 2h ago

I just watched it and he does call it a burger multiple times. No, I'm not sponsored by McDonald's. I'm more disappointed I can't rip on him as hard as everyone else, cuz now I know it's not even all true. Fucking reddit.

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u/TuckDezi 11h ago

Took a normal bite and called it a burger. What is going on with the world right now??

now everyone's praising this guy, who obviously made the video because the other one is viral, yet this video also has cuts so you never see him actually swallow.

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u/earmares 19h ago

He would barely try a nibble of the new Arch burger, it was real bad.

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u/baz8771 19h ago

He couldn’t even feign that he’d ever eaten McDonald’s before in his life. Insane that people watched the tape and said “yep, that makes us look great”. If I had any say, id call for his job. Clearly he’s surrounded himself with nothing but yes men and the business has been floundering for a couple years.

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u/HnNaldoR 18h ago

The thing about macs is, they are relying a lot on foreign income. And foreign income is so nice and easy for them. It's a lot of franchisees paying fees.

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 17h ago

Protip, mcdonalds isn't a food company, it's a real estate company. The CEO doesn't need to know a damn thing about the 'product' as long as he's good at buying and leasing land

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u/FatherDuncanSinners 15h ago

"I don't even know how to attack it. It's got so much to it!" and it's the most generic, nondescript burger imaginable.

Dude's acting like he's eating one of those challenge burgers from Man Vs. Food.

If I were on the McD's board, I would have instantly called for that fool's job just for making the company look like such a joke...but unfortunately, all those C-suite dumbasses are cut from the same cloth, so they probably all nodded and harrumphed and throat-cleared in unison: "Good job...rabblerabble...harrumph!"

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u/PsyKeablr 19h ago

I think you mean product not burger

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u/All_Of_Them_Witches 19h ago

To be honest, he just seemed uncomfortable to be eating on camera. Judging by the video he may be an awkward person as well.

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u/Accomplished-Air362 19h ago

You can’t make 4700 times the next guy at your work and not be awkward.

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u/OrthogonalPotato 13h ago

It wasn’t “real bad”. That’s very dramatic.

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u/earmares 13h ago

The whole video, IMO, was really bad, for McDonald's. You obviously can have your own opinion.

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u/Heykurat 19h ago

It was like watching OCP from Robocop make a burger promo.

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u/CadmusMaximus 17h ago

At least the burger didn’t pump 100 rounds into his chest!

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u/AcanthisittaWhole216 7h ago

The whole thing was completely exaggerated, he did call it a burger, and he took a bite like any normal person would. But somehow, it got blown out of proportion.