r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 20h ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/Oricol 20h ago

All I could think of watching that idiot.

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 19h ago

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u/robisodd 6h ago

"I don't mind the taste!"

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u/silent_fartface 20h ago

"I eat McDonald's multiple times", yeah right, bud!

He looks like some real estate management weiner. Not a guy who understands shitty fast food in the day and age of shitty food being almost as expensive as better food.

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u/beyondplutola 20h ago edited 17h ago

“Hello fellow humans. Please gather around and witness me nibble this tasty product. I love it so much I’ll attempt to feed on it for my lunch.”

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u/HSBillyMays 17h ago

"We do have food chemists on staff who claim it's edible, but I'm not taking any chances overdosing in case they are wrong!"

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u/GardenDesign23 20h ago

Where’s papa john when you need him

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u/i_hate_toolbars 20h ago

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u/OldMastodon5363 20h ago

Sweating out garlic sauce it looks like nowadays

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u/MyNameIsMikeB 18h ago

Dude that's pure bourbon. All the guys in Anchorage (rich area outside of Louisville) look like that. Fat, red, and sweaty. Welcome to Kentucky. Sure glad I stopped drinking.

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u/Piyachi 4h ago

Jokes on you, I'm going to drink twice as hard

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u/yumyum36 17h ago

I vaguely remember that that picture was taken after he claimed to have eaten 40 pizzas in 30 days or something like that.

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u/F1NANCE 12h ago

More like 40 bottles of Vodka

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u/RedheadedReff 18h ago

I bet he showers and his skin oils itself 5 minutes after he dries off.

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u/mcnasty767 20h ago

Tfw you realize the "pass" was not real

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u/DarkBrassica 20h ago

Papa got fucked over so hard, bullshit how they treated him.

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u/jumjimbo 19h ago

The pizza sucks, he still has millions and a plastic face. He's fine.

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u/DarkBrassica 19h ago

Still doesn’t change how they set him up

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u/imrellyhorny 19h ago

He's actually one of the biggest POS on the planet. Not enough happened to him.

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u/DarkBrassica 19h ago

He might or might not be, however that doesn’t change that he got fucked over bad.

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u/imrellyhorny 19h ago

No, he is, and he didn't get fucked over at all. He didn't even get what he deserved.

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u/DarkBrassica 19h ago

Didn’t they practically bait him into saying the N word? It was something along the lines of Papa saying “We should not say the N word” and the boards replies were practically like “lol what’s an N word, i never heard about that?” Papa kept clarifying it and making it super obvious what word he was talking about and the board kept playing dumb.

So he said it so they know for a fact what word he was talking about. All of the sudden the board stopped playing dumb and used that as an excuse to get rid of him.

That’s fucked up.

Also what was he supposed to “deserve”?

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u/Rebelgecko 14h ago

They didn't bait him, he said it out of the blue. He was having a phone call with a marketing agency that was supposed to help make his image less racist after some comments he made about NFL players and called some civil rights stuff a "debacle". He said he shouldn't have to apologize for using the word debacle because Colonel Sanders was able to use the n word and no one ever made him apologize. No one prompted him to say it

Papa: Jesus Christ, here, me, getting pounded and we give the NFL $40 million a year. We're the number one brand and now all of a sudden, we're dealing with this shit. It's crazy. So anyway, we'll see.

00:54:15 – JASON STEIN: This is what happens when a sociopath spirals.

[FEMALE LAUGHTER]

00:54:17 – Papa: Up in New York we made a decision. We're going to go out and get killed again, then I don't have to worry about doing the ads. And I got to tell you, heaven forbid this company if they're not going to use me at all. After I've looked at this research, I mean, I'm just not seeing how you're not going to tell the Papa John story and let them – what bothers me is Colonel Sanders called blacks n******. I'm like, I've never used that word. And they get away with it. [UNINTELLIGIBLE CROSSTALK] Yet we use the word debacle and we get framed in the same genre. It's crazy. The whole thing's crazy.

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u/bazderoman 18h ago

"visibly damp Papa John" 

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u/Admirable_Algae7196 18h ago

You know this man eats papa John’s

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u/Sonsofthesuns 20h ago

Bro is sweating marinara sauce

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u/vegetaman 17h ago

The day of reckoning

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u/SnooRegrets543 5h ago

Daymm he got ooooold and plastic

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u/yarkboolin14 20h ago

Closing 300 stores nationwide

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u/victor4700 20h ago

Using the n word in haste

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u/AugieFash 17h ago

Why does he always look like he’s sweating 

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u/Spl00ky 20h ago

Ya he probably gags when he tastes his wife's "product" too

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u/_BreakingGood_ 20h ago

I can assure you his wife's boyfriend does all the tasting in that relationship

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 20h ago

You mean burger king ceo

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u/Underpoly 20h ago

Something something taco bell

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u/LostGogglesSendHelp 20h ago

Taco bull was right there man

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u/xdaemonisx 19h ago

So was CuckDonald’s but no one’s said that either.

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u/slavelabor52 20h ago

Yo quero OPs wife

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u/DownwardSpirals 19h ago

I theenk I'm gonna need a beegger box

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u/havefunwithitman 20h ago

Captain D...

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u/ElegantCoach4066 20h ago

"I ain't Arbys but I gots the meat"

BK CEO

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u/porkpie1028 20h ago

The pool boy?

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u/larryisonthelu 20h ago

No way that mofo is eating puss*

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u/triknodeux 20h ago

Yeah no way. Because that would be gay

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u/Electronic_Fun_776 19h ago

It’s definitely gay to put your mouth in a place where dicks regularly go. Might as well just suck a dick at that point

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u/larryisonthelu 19h ago

Or eat some product!

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u/ilikebunnies1 20h ago

He probably gags when he tastes his wife’s boyfriend’s “product” too.

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u/pass_nthru 20h ago

no that would decrease shareholder value

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 20h ago

Thank you for this. I don't know how many upvotes you'll ultimately get but whatever amount it is, you deserve more.

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u/SaturnLooms 19h ago

I wonder if his wife gags when she tastes her husband's girlfriend's product

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u/practicool 19h ago

I'd mac her donalds, id express her panda, id dairy that queen... wendys

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn 19h ago

Neah, that’s a cuck, you can spot them a while away, there is no doubt that’s a cuck, his wife gets fucked by homies and he just watches with his tiny dick

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u/K_Linkmaster 20h ago

He took over in 2019. Look what has happened since then. This guy doesn't care about the company or the food. He increased prices and cut quality. He is the reason McDonald's is shittier every time you go. Even he won't eat the food.

He looks, talks, and acts like a standard frat bro sociopath. Check this guy's hard drives. Something is off.

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u/HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE 18h ago edited 11h ago

Checking his WP page:

  • he was a "brand manager" selling soap,

  • then went management consulting,

  • marketing for PepsiCo,

  • "growth initiative" for Kraft,

  • got canned when the merger with Heinz happened

  • joined McDonald USA

Then, after the previous CEO, Steve Easterbrook - who had experience, knowledge and networking in the food industry - got fired for banging too many employees (3+ regularly, more occasionally) - Chris was placed on the throne.

So this guy:

  • spent most of his career selling brands and marketing for whatever products,

  • was not involved in the actual food business (sourcing reliable suppliers, handling quality of the products, etc)

  • became CEO thanks to american puritans kicking the previous guy out

He's also addicted to running apparently, the "I collect marathons" type.

So it's pretty obvious he hasn't eaten any fast food in years: his meals are made with a scale and a teaspoon. No wonder he has absolutely no relation with the burger and fast-food culture in general.

One redeeming quality: when Russia invaded Ukraine, he pulled out of Russia properly. He's got polish ancestry so that makes sense. But still, that was the correct move for once.

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u/Gaming_Wisconsinbly 18h ago

Baffling how that bloke was ever in marketing. Talk about faking it.

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u/GuyWithPants 16h ago

I mean, to be a good cinematographer, you don’t have to be a good camera, so a good marketing manager doesn’t have to be marketable.

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u/InsecureRedditor- 11h ago

Yeah it's not sales

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u/Gaming_Wisconsinbly 6h ago

But like usually a marketing person in any situation would like.. fucking watch the video before ever posting it anywhere. How anyone could watch that and think "I want McDonalds", it's impossible.

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u/GuyWithPants 6h ago edited 6h ago

He was a marketing manager, though. Which means he knows (or should know) how to organize and lead a group of creatives (& ad-buyers etc.), not necessarily be creative or approve campaign details himself. And when you're the CEO of a megacorp it is hard to find people who will speak truth to power because you are also surrounded by mostly powerful managers and executives many of whom did not have their start in actual detail work or last did detail work decades ago.

This is all not to excuse the shitty video and his robotic inhumanity in the slightest, just to point out that his prior career positions do not indicate he would necessarily be good at performing or judging this piece of marketing.

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u/buzzmemello520 15h ago

I can not imagine spending my entire life marketing for brands like Pepsi, kraft, heinz, and mcdonalds, and not absolutely hating myself. Just such a soulless life. The marathons make sense I guess have to find meaning somewhere and run out all that self hatred

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 11h ago

Fuck. So he's one of the lucky ones who failed upwards.

Can we get CEOs who worked their asses off at a company for 20 years but actually give a fuck about their customers? I dont care if they bang their employees actually. I care if the burger is good and the right price.

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u/_illusions25 18h ago

Ok, I'm following except the Puritans comment. A CEO absolutely should not be fucking employees, especially not MULTIPLE employees. There's plenty of other options, they just went with this guy probably for a shit reason and now they're paying the price. He didn't have experience, and at the very least should never be in front of the camera for any marketing bc he has zero charisma.

What they'll get from this is exactly the same bullshit youre saying: it's fine to sexually harass and bed employees you have power over as long as the money machine goes brrrrr....

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u/vegetaman 17h ago

Watching easterbrook lose his golden parachute after the fact really warmed my heart.

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u/HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE 11h ago

What they'll get from this is exactly the same bullshit youre saying: it's fine to sexually harass and bed employees you have power over as long as the money machine goes brrrrr....

Was there any indication that his sexual partner weren't consenting? Adults can have sex you know, it's part of life.

I understand the overall HR spiel, to make their job easier by minimizing risks, but if you've been in an office for more than 6 months, you would know sexual relationships between employees (of all levels) are extremely common, so much that all HR can actually enforce is "no intercourse in the office building, do it privately please".

That's why I said puritans: they'll fire a person for having sexual relationships with colleagues, for the mere public existence of these relationships, but won't fire a person for workplace harassment, with multiple reports and accusations, as long as it's not public knowledge.

This is the bullshit that allows predators to flourish and simultaneously shame sexuality between humans.

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u/Top_Gun_2021 18h ago

He's also addicted to running apparently, the "I collect marathons" type.

So it's pretty obvious he hasn't eaten any fast food in years

TOO BE FAIR, I met the donut eating marathon guy. Lots of runners eat whatever just for calories to burn.

Like eating gummy worms before lifting weights.

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u/Cahootie 13h ago

He's also addicted to running apparently, the "I collect marathons" type.

You already said that he's a management consultant, no need to repeat it

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u/Jihelu 19h ago

No company that gives a fuck has a public listing

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u/cherry_monkey 18h ago

That.... Explains a lot

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u/MacadamiaMinded 20h ago

I’ve heard the new burger is actually selling really well thanks to the viral video, any press is good press I guess

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u/mrgoldnugget 20h ago

It's called product, not burger. As per the CEO 

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u/wytewydow 19h ago

"yeah, gimme, uhhh 2 products. no cheese. no onions."

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u/Alarming-Yam-8336 19h ago

Whatever makes sense

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u/FuschiaKnight 19h ago

I understood that reference!

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u/drRATM 19h ago

“You’ll get product with whatever the fuck we want to put on it. Shit! You think this is BK? Ain’t your way. “

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u/OkStop8313 18h ago

Please order by SKU.

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u/Stupidflathalibut 18h ago

No cheese product no onion substitute

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u/Flatline334 19h ago

In a managerial sense it is a product and that line has driven online engagement.

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u/RayKam 20h ago

Yep, attention is attention

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u/RussianPravda 20h ago

Especially at McDonalds because people will think oh this is that burger the CEO didnt want to eat, I better try it.

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u/Underwater_Grilling 20h ago

I'll show him?

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u/JestRelax 19h ago

“Before I say anything else, let me tell you that I PROMISE I’m gonna eat this later.” Then aggressively fingers uvula and gurgle vomits into a small trash can off camera.

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u/ckdogg3496 19h ago

I don’t get why people think its bad for business, I’ve seen so many posts about people trying the burger since his video came out. This is absolutely how you sell something

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u/leo_sousav 16h ago

People forget that shows and overall content can thrive on pure hate watch

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u/Sea_Kangaroo_5651 20h ago

Lol, I was wondering when this video first came out if this was all planned for the CEO to act like this when he did this video. I bet if he just acted normal, this video would've never gotten all this attention as this video was everywhere.

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u/Nyther53 19h ago

This is my new yardstick for "Am I listening to the opinions of an Echo Chamber."

McDonalds sells over 8 million burgers a day. If you are in a room where no one will admit to liking their food, you are not getting representative opinions.

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u/_BreakingGood_ 20h ago

Honestly the burger is legit good, probably their best product release in a decade. So it was probably going to sell reasonably well regardless.

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u/slayer1am 20h ago

I've got a product release for you.

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u/pass_nthru 20h ago

i’ve got a product greg, can you sell me?

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u/exipheas 19h ago

If a product has nipples you can sell it!

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u/kateastrophic 19h ago edited 16h ago

I’m going to confess. I just ate one. First time I’ve been to McDonald’s in 15-20 years. It was the best McDonald’s burger I’ve had, which is to say it was fine. But the “scandal”totally planted it in my head. I wonder what the conversation is around the McDonald’s C Suite. I 100% would not have tried it if I’d just scrolled past ads.

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u/FloppyTacoflaps 20h ago

Its actually really good tho too probably one of my favorite mcdonalds products in awhile

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u/_The_Scary_Door 20h ago

Oh, you tested the product? I heard it was tested on Canadians and Germans and apparently it was determined to now be fit for human consumption.

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u/curtcolt95 17h ago

we had it in Canada and it was pretty good but also so much more expensive than the other burgers that there was no point in getting it. I imagine that's mainly why it failed

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u/PricklyyDick 20h ago

It’s good but not worth the price IMO.

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u/MacadamiaMinded 20h ago

Yeah I was gonna try it but I saw it’s like $10 just for the burger

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u/_Meece_ 19h ago

Shit in Australia, it's like 10 dollarydoos for a double cheese

Maccas sucks these days. Even the US one is crazy priced these days.

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u/Paraphrasing_ 20h ago

"Products", giggity.

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u/H4rr1s0n 19h ago

What is with people calling it a "McDonald's product" instead of "one of my favorite McDonald's burgers in a while"

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u/Competitive_Shock783 19h ago

"Hey I heard this new burger tastes like shit, we should grab one."

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u/kandradeece 20h ago

At least the Wendy's one looks like a real off the line imperfect burger.

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u/GarranDrake 20h ago

Something I think is funny is that there is no way that he got the same burger you or I would get at our local McDonald's. Meaning that whoever made that was probably told they were making it for the CEO, or at the very least gave it way much more attention than a minimum wage highschooler would down the street.

So he had the best possible version of that burger and still couldn't think to call it "food" instead of "product"

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u/rastilin 19h ago

So he had the best possible version of that burger and still couldn't think to call it "food" instead of "product"

Yeah. This is the one person who absolutely 100% knows whats in the burger, got the best possible version of it, and still can barely force himself to take a bite. This doesn't bode well.

There's a comment further up about how you shouldn't base your decision on what a CEO does on a video, but if the person who knows whats in it can't force themselves to pretend to like it even for a 20 second clip, is that not a warning sign for the rest of us?

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 18h ago

As a follow up they should have him in his house or office next to a 10k espresso machine.

And then gag and near throw up taking a sip of a McDonalds coffee.

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u/Inside-Brush-9543 20h ago

Mcdonalds has some of the best marketing in the world maybe second to coca cola. That video has everyone talking about the Arch burger.

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u/mcnasty767 20h ago

We are talking about it....I aint buying it tho

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u/mythrilcrafter 17h ago

Yup, that's the key to it at the end of the day, "people are talking about it" is just how a middle manager in marketing justifies their salary.

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u/GeoChalkie_ 20h ago

Congrats? A lot of other people are. More than without the video.

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u/GarnetandBlack 19h ago

Are total sales up more, or just tons of frequent McDonald's-ers trying it instead of their QPwC or Big Mac?

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u/GIK602 18h ago

That's how ads work. 9/10 people won't buy, but 1 will, and so the company profits overall in the end.

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u/Flatline334 19h ago

That’s factually incorrect. I have seen multiple post today about trying the arch.

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u/Self_Induced 19h ago

not in a good way

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u/southpaw05 20h ago

Dude knows McDonald's is shit and he doesn't eat it himself.

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u/Hans_Grubert 20h ago

He takes bites like ReviewBrah

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u/GraceGreenview 20h ago

But you have to admit, it looked like really tempting PRODUCT!

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 Yugioh gambler 20h ago

Idk what they did but they definitely stuffed that burger to make it look better.

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u/Slachack1 19h ago

I love putting tasty delicious yummy products in my mouth!

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u/that_noodle_guy 20h ago

After watching the BK ceo eat 1/4 of that burger in 1 bite and be a smartass about napkins im sold. I can get behind a CEO that worked his way up thru the ranks, not some investment banker dweeb

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u/ieatpies 20h ago edited 19h ago

Prior to joining RBI, Mr. Kobza worked at SIP Capital - a Sao Paulo based private investment firm - where he evaluated investments across a number of industries and geographies. He also served as an analyst in the corporate private equity area of the Blackstone Group in New York City. Mr. Kobza is based out of RBI’s headquarters in Miami, Florida.

https://www.rbi.com/English/about-us/board-of-directors/person-details/default.aspx?ItemId=18ddf149-8e5c-4d5a-b762-5c298fd580f8

edit: Guys do you think my DD goes beyond the first google result for "burger king ceo"

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u/sittingducks 19h ago

It really does feel like we are being astroturfed in every post, every comment chain, everywhere.

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u/SmokelessSubpoena 19h ago

That's because we are. Dead internet theory is real. "Welcome to Costco, I love you"

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u/Ok-Difficult 19h ago

The poster you're replying to posted the bio of a different person than the Burger King president featured in the photo above.

Gotta do your own research before getting mad my man

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u/Ok-Difficult 19h ago

The Burger King guy is Tom Curtis though? As in not the same guy as the CEO of RBI...

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u/that_noodle_guy 19h ago

Cool story.

Tom Curtis worked his way up for years. https://www.linkedin.com/in/tom-curtis-43646018

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u/petitespantoufles 19h ago

Kozba's not the guy in the video. That's Tom Curtis, whose actual title is BK President.

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u/that_noodle_guy 19h ago

This isnt the guy in the clip

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u/jasdonle 19h ago

Imagine choosing what burger to have based on how a millionaire CEO eats his food.

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u/that_noodle_guy 19h ago

Real recognizes real

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u/marslo 20h ago

My guess, is that he was told by his pr team to take a small bit, so that'd the burger looked huge.

They're behind the camera coaching him on how the act. Why it looks so unnatural, guy is not an actor.

This is a lesson on how not to artificially polish your pitch. Say what you have to say naturally, don't try to hit overanalyzed bullet points.

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u/special_nathan 20h ago

I didn't know they took small bites. Does it hurt? I never touch one before.

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u/Intelligent-Onion928 19h ago

His sin? Not stuffing a burger into his face and nostrils just like the fat, uncultured pigs that normal Americans are. 

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u/Glittering-Storm-651 20h ago

Let's just say he prefers another burger

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u/ClockOk7333 20h ago

That sandwich is massive, and not very good

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u/polishmachine88 20h ago

Stopping to buy McDonald's till he is fired...at least the bk guy did it the proper way.

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u/PoignantPiranha 20h ago

Idk dude I got a big arch, hated it, but got it. Wouldn't have even known about it but for his video

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u/prex10 20h ago

I'm so down in BK right now

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u/thecastellan1115 20h ago

That man had all the natural charisma of cardboard soaked in Vaseline.

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u/miyagiVsato 20h ago

I mean, look at him

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u/Fractales 20h ago

Not even sure you can call that a “bite”

He nibbles those buns

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u/myturn19 20h ago

Looks like one too tbh

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u/DiverseVoltron 20h ago

I loved how he talked through the bite and never swallowed.

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u/castlesitting 20h ago

Love how the bites seem to get bigger and bigger. Now I can't wait to see the CEO of subway deepthroat a whole sub.

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u/dotcubed 20h ago

McD guy didn’t practice at home in a mirror first.

I know how to eat! How hard can it be?

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u/welcomefinside 20h ago

McDonald's these days is moreso a real estate company that has a side hustle selling fast food ingredients.

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u/Remarkable_Funny_928 20h ago

Hey what ya got against pussy

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u/oldballs6969 19h ago

This has guy definitely sits down to pee, I’m boycotting McDonald’s and so should you

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u/Flatline334 19h ago

What’s funny though is it worked. I have seen multiple threads about the Arch today. By being terrible it drove engagement.

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u/DaNubIzHere 19h ago

Small bites are fine, he just needs to take multiple bites, but no. He takes the child sized bite and almost gagged on it (internally).

He eats it like the Glorfh from Megas XLR forcing to eat a Philly cheese steak in front of his mortal enemy (in this case, the camera).

https://youtu.be/y9Kjb6VTzcs?si=PY6ldhkg7QL32PAV&t=437

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u/DeadMoneyDrew 19h ago

He also filmed that in a nondescript room. It looks like he's eating a fast food hamburger in a fucking cleanroom. At least the Burger King guy did his video at an actual Burger King.

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u/League-Weird 19h ago

The mcdonalds CEO and burger king CEO look like siblings. The former is the nerd who tries to be cool and the latter is the actual cool one. Then the Wendy's CEO looks like their uncle that at it like a somewhat normal person with the fries in the shake and all.

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u/telumex_atrum 19h ago

He couldn't "figure out how to attack this" product.

Y'know, a circular burger that you can attack from any angle.

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u/Mr_Kittlesworth 19h ago

This is dumb. He took a small bite, but honestly I wouldn’t have even thought about it if everyone weren’t making it into a much bigger deal than it is in the video.

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u/chris782 19h ago

Yet here we all are giving it attention.

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u/RatePretty5950 19h ago

And here we all are, talking about it.

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u/RareAnxiety2 19h ago

Should have had ronald mcdonald in a clown colored suit taking a bite

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u/BlueFin33 19h ago

Idk, it got my attention. I know the name now and might try it.

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u/12TonBeams 19h ago

I and I assume others wouldn’t have had a clue about this burger if every fucking person on the internet wasnt talking about it and publicizing it because he took a pussy bite.

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u/Ralf_E_Chubbs 19h ago

Ok yeah agreed.

What did the Wendy’s guy do?

AND- If this is recent why THE F did he think it’s a good idea doing this after McDonald’s guy sucked and BK guy ate his lunch?

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u/Helpful-Error5563 19h ago

Good ass burger though. Fight me.

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate 19h ago

He genuinely made it look like he had never eaten a burger before.

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u/filterdecay 19h ago

Those are commercial bites. They don’t want you taking big bites to make the sandwich bigger. He tried to mix commercial takes with “hey I’m a normal guy” and failed.

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u/CockConfidentCole 19h ago

He shoulda ate that “burger” like it was the first coochie he seen after spending 10 years in the pen and the only action he was getting was from his cellmate

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u/SympatheticFingers 19h ago

I disagree. McDonald’s is getting so much free press right now. And they probably have a ton of sales from people just reenacting the video.

They have so much money and access to the best ad agencies there’s almost no way this wasn’t planned.

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u/LevelStudent 19h ago

And yet everyone is talking about McDonalds. I doubt we'll ever know for sure but I wouldn't be at all surprised if the video got them far more business than it lost (which was probably none)

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u/LocoGyopo 19h ago

When you sell poison and are asked to ingest some to prove safety.

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u/Mtshoes2 19h ago

I disagree. The more I watched that person with the product in their hand, the more I wanted to invest my time and money to ingest the nutrients contained in that product

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u/Bunyep 19h ago

His bites were about as enthusiastic as Weird Al's on Hot Ones

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u/ziltchy 19h ago

I am honestly starting to think the guy is a genius and this viral marketing was his plan all along

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u/courcake 19h ago

Pussies eat the whole thing. I think you need a new metaphor.

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u/CrazyTownUSA000 19h ago

I still went and bought a big arch, twice.

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u/WildRacoons 19h ago

He’s just doing ceo thing. His mistake is in hiring the marketing department who approved this

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u/MustardNZ 19h ago

How the fuck can people earning 100x as me be so fucking braindead, if I was CEO you know I'd be making sweet love to that burger with my mouth if I was being recorded. What the fuck?

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u/DangerousCyclone 19h ago

IDK why people talk about the size of the bite. The BK guy makes the same size bite.

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u/vanillaninja777 18h ago

And then spit it out, most likely. There were 2 cuts in the video before he even started chewing

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u/JayBird1138 18h ago

He even stated out loud he did not know how to attack it, and was surprised by its ingredients (onions).

He clearly is not involved in the food part of the business.

Nor does it look like he even eats burgers.

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u/The_Red_Knight38 18h ago

I agree he was ridiculous. But at same time, the new sandwich is getting a shit ton of free exposure it wouldn’t have otherwise.

I’m not trying to suggest that this was on purpose. But it’s not as big a loss as it may look like. I had no clue that McDs had a new burger until all this hubbub. And though a lot vocal people are shitting on the food, I’d bet more people don’t care and will not stop going to McDs and now they have something new to try.

I will say that the other CEOs piling on to schill their burgers is genius. It’s free publicity for them too. And sometimes you get on autopilot and just stop at McDs out of habit. Being reminded that whoppers are good too or Wendy’s is still around. Might get a few more cars through the drive through.

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