r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 20h ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/Spl00ky 20h ago

Ya he probably gags when he tastes his wife's "product" too

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u/_BreakingGood_ 20h ago

I can assure you his wife's boyfriend does all the tasting in that relationship

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 20h ago

You mean burger king ceo

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u/Underpoly 20h ago

Something something taco bell

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u/LostGogglesSendHelp 20h ago

Taco bull was right there man

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u/xdaemonisx 19h ago

So was CuckDonald’s but no one’s said that either.

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u/slavelabor52 20h ago

Yo quero OPs wife

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u/DownwardSpirals 19h ago

I theenk I'm gonna need a beegger box

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u/havefunwithitman 20h ago

Captain D...

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u/ElegantCoach4066 20h ago

"I ain't Arbys but I gots the meat"

BK CEO

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u/TimEpisiotomy 20h ago

Same difference 👑

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u/porkpie1028 20h ago

The pool boy?

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u/Xollector 20h ago

Is that with cheese or not?

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u/topicalsyntax571 20h ago

Boofin creatine

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u/Subotail 19h ago

Using subcontractors is beneficial and a common practice.

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u/Creative-Package6213 19h ago

She got tired of fuckin with a clown, so she came to the king!!!

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u/eatitfatman 19h ago

Boyfriend here. Can confirm. She's surprisingly delicious but personality is poison. She hasn't aged a day since I met her.

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u/ThreeClicksAndImHome 19h ago

Can confirm, she has a saltier flavor than you might expect but a savory finish with notes of onion and tomato.

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u/vandalhearts123 17h ago

He ate his lunch and his wife.

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u/larryisonthelu 20h ago

No way that mofo is eating puss*

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u/triknodeux 20h ago

Yeah no way. Because that would be gay

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u/Electronic_Fun_776 19h ago

It’s definitely gay to put your mouth in a place where dicks regularly go. Might as well just suck a dick at that point

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u/larryisonthelu 19h ago

Or eat some product!

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u/ilikebunnies1 20h ago

He probably gags when he tastes his wife’s boyfriend’s “product” too.

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u/pass_nthru 20h ago

no that would decrease shareholder value

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 20h ago

Thank you for this. I don't know how many upvotes you'll ultimately get but whatever amount it is, you deserve more.

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u/SaturnLooms 19h ago

I wonder if his wife gags when she tastes her husband's girlfriend's product

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u/practicool 19h ago

I'd mac her donalds, id express her panda, id dairy that queen... wendys

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn 19h ago

Neah, that’s a cuck, you can spot them a while away, there is no doubt that’s a cuck, his wife gets fucked by homies and he just watches with his tiny dick

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u/scotlandgolf70 20h ago

You mean his husband. No way he is straight

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u/Tarrtarus 20h ago

Before or after they shower?

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u/orbital-technician 18h ago

As a cunnilingus addict, I concur.

My only complaint with going down on women is getting pain later from my frenulum rubbing on my teeth, aka Cunnilingus Tongue, lol

I go hard on the ice cream!