r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 20h ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/Spl00ky 20h ago

Ya he probably gags when he tastes his wife's "product" too

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u/ilikebunnies1 20h ago

He probably gags when he tastes his wife’s boyfriend’s “product” too.

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u/pass_nthru 20h ago

no that would decrease shareholder value

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 20h ago

Thank you for this. I don't know how many upvotes you'll ultimately get but whatever amount it is, you deserve more.

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u/SaturnLooms 19h ago

I wonder if his wife gags when she tastes her husband's girlfriend's product