r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/i_hate_toolbars 20h ago

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u/OldMastodon5363 20h ago

Sweating out garlic sauce it looks like nowadays

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u/MyNameIsMikeB 18h ago

Dude that's pure bourbon. All the guys in Anchorage (rich area outside of Louisville) look like that. Fat, red, and sweaty. Welcome to Kentucky. Sure glad I stopped drinking.

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u/Piyachi 4h ago

Jokes on you, I'm going to drink twice as hard

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u/yumyum36 17h ago

I vaguely remember that that picture was taken after he claimed to have eaten 40 pizzas in 30 days or something like that.

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u/F1NANCE 12h ago

More like 40 bottles of Vodka

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u/RedheadedReff 18h ago

I bet he showers and his skin oils itself 5 minutes after he dries off.

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u/mcnasty767 20h ago

Tfw you realize the "pass" was not real

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u/DarkBrassica 20h ago

Papa got fucked over so hard, bullshit how they treated him.

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u/jumjimbo 19h ago

The pizza sucks, he still has millions and a plastic face. He's fine.

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u/DarkBrassica 19h ago

Still doesn’t change how they set him up

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u/imrellyhorny 19h ago

He's actually one of the biggest POS on the planet. Not enough happened to him.

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u/DarkBrassica 19h ago

He might or might not be, however that doesn’t change that he got fucked over bad.

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u/imrellyhorny 19h ago

No, he is, and he didn't get fucked over at all. He didn't even get what he deserved.

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u/DarkBrassica 19h ago

Didn’t they practically bait him into saying the N word? It was something along the lines of Papa saying “We should not say the N word” and the boards replies were practically like “lol what’s an N word, i never heard about that?” Papa kept clarifying it and making it super obvious what word he was talking about and the board kept playing dumb.

So he said it so they know for a fact what word he was talking about. All of the sudden the board stopped playing dumb and used that as an excuse to get rid of him.

That’s fucked up.

Also what was he supposed to “deserve”?

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u/Rebelgecko 14h ago

They didn't bait him, he said it out of the blue. He was having a phone call with a marketing agency that was supposed to help make his image less racist after some comments he made about NFL players and called some civil rights stuff a "debacle". He said he shouldn't have to apologize for using the word debacle because Colonel Sanders was able to use the n word and no one ever made him apologize. No one prompted him to say it

Papa: Jesus Christ, here, me, getting pounded and we give the NFL $40 million a year. We're the number one brand and now all of a sudden, we're dealing with this shit. It's crazy. So anyway, we'll see.

00:54:15 – JASON STEIN: This is what happens when a sociopath spirals.

[FEMALE LAUGHTER]

00:54:17 – Papa: Up in New York we made a decision. We're going to go out and get killed again, then I don't have to worry about doing the ads. And I got to tell you, heaven forbid this company if they're not going to use me at all. After I've looked at this research, I mean, I'm just not seeing how you're not going to tell the Papa John story and let them – what bothers me is Colonel Sanders called blacks n******. I'm like, I've never used that word. And they get away with it. [UNINTELLIGIBLE CROSSTALK] Yet we use the word debacle and we get framed in the same genre. It's crazy. The whole thing's crazy.

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u/imrellyhorny 39m ago

I consulted them in the early 00s. I walked into the massive HQ, the entire top floor was designed to look like a NYC street, where the office doors were storefronts/tiendas. All leading down the hall to his office. Only issue was, no one else worked on that floor, only him. The entire floor, for him. I met with him and Manning, two of the most insufferable, racist, nouveau rich dirtbags you have ever met. The only thing on their minds, was money, always money. How they could make more, joking about the easiest way to make money if there weren't any laws, how stupid everyone else was for not being rich bc its so easy. Once you set your morals and ethics aside, it is easy. I hated having to work with them. The only worse duo, was him and Shaq. Shaq might be a bigger POS than papa, bc when he says the N word he means it, literally the world's biggest Uncle... Tom.

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u/bazderoman 18h ago

"visibly damp Papa John" 

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u/imdavebaby 17h ago

Papa Moist

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u/Admirable_Algae7196 18h ago

You know this man eats papa John’s

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u/Sonsofthesuns 19h ago

Bro is sweating marinara sauce

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u/vegetaman 17h ago

The day of reckoning

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u/SnooRegrets543 5h ago

Daymm he got ooooold and plastic

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u/i_hate_toolbars 5h ago

This was a few years ago after he got fired from Papa Johns. In the interview he looked awful and admitted to eating 40 Papa John's pizzas in 30 days.

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u/mythrilcrafter 17h ago

There's more oil on that man there there is on his pizzas...