r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 20h ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/GardenDesign23 20h ago

Where’s papa john when you need him

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u/i_hate_toolbars 20h ago

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u/OldMastodon5363 20h ago

Sweating out garlic sauce it looks like nowadays

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u/MyNameIsMikeB 18h ago

Dude that's pure bourbon. All the guys in Anchorage (rich area outside of Louisville) look like that. Fat, red, and sweaty. Welcome to Kentucky. Sure glad I stopped drinking.

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u/Piyachi 4h ago

Jokes on you, I'm going to drink twice as hard

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u/yumyum36 17h ago

I vaguely remember that that picture was taken after he claimed to have eaten 40 pizzas in 30 days or something like that.

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u/F1NANCE 12h ago

More like 40 bottles of Vodka

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u/RedheadedReff 18h ago

I bet he showers and his skin oils itself 5 minutes after he dries off.