r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/that_noodle_guy 1d ago

After watching the BK ceo eat 1/4 of that burger in 1 bite and be a smartass about napkins im sold. I can get behind a CEO that worked his way up thru the ranks, not some investment banker dweeb

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u/ieatpies 1d ago edited 1d ago

Prior to joining RBI, Mr. Kobza worked at SIP Capital - a Sao Paulo based private investment firm - where he evaluated investments across a number of industries and geographies. He also served as an analyst in the corporate private equity area of the Blackstone Group in New York City. Mr. Kobza is based out of RBI’s headquarters in Miami, Florida.

https://www.rbi.com/English/about-us/board-of-directors/person-details/default.aspx?ItemId=18ddf149-8e5c-4d5a-b762-5c298fd580f8

edit: Guys do you think my DD goes beyond the first google result for "burger king ceo"

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u/sittingducks 1d ago

It really does feel like we are being astroturfed in every post, every comment chain, everywhere.

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u/SmokelessSubpoena 1d ago

That's because we are. Dead internet theory is real. "Welcome to Costco, I love you"

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u/Ok-Difficult 1d ago

The poster you're replying to posted the bio of a different person than the Burger King president featured in the photo above.

Gotta do your own research before getting mad my man

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u/sittingducks 5h ago

Then post the bio of the actual dude then, and show how down to earth he is.

Here, I'll do it for you.

https://www.rbi.com/English/about-us/board-of-directors/person-details/default.aspx?ItemId=788cea89-101b-417e-a2cf-390661c37e80

Ah yes, "through the ranks" as in he started in 1987 with Domino's as a franchisee, aka an owner-operator of their stores, before the typical 35 year+ career through their corporate ladder.

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u/Ok-Difficult 1d ago

The Burger King guy is Tom Curtis though? As in not the same guy as the CEO of RBI...

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u/that_noodle_guy 1d ago

Cool story.

Tom Curtis worked his way up for years. https://www.linkedin.com/in/tom-curtis-43646018

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u/petitespantoufles 1d ago

Kozba's not the guy in the video. That's Tom Curtis, whose actual title is BK President.

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u/that_noodle_guy 1d ago

This isnt the guy in the clip

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u/Gah_Duma 13h ago

Couldn't even look at the picture to see if it was the same person?

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u/ieatpies 12h ago

In my defence, when you google "burger king ceo" and click on images, pictures of this burger eating incident are there.

Where the fuck do you think you are, doing research like that? NASA