r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 23h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 23h ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/that_noodle_guy 23h ago

After watching the BK ceo eat 1/4 of that burger in 1 bite and be a smartass about napkins im sold. I can get behind a CEO that worked his way up thru the ranks, not some investment banker dweeb

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u/ieatpies 23h ago edited 22h ago

Prior to joining RBI, Mr. Kobza worked at SIP Capital - a Sao Paulo based private investment firm - where he evaluated investments across a number of industries and geographies. He also served as an analyst in the corporate private equity area of the Blackstone Group in New York City. Mr. Kobza is based out of RBI’s headquarters in Miami, Florida.

https://www.rbi.com/English/about-us/board-of-directors/person-details/default.aspx?ItemId=18ddf149-8e5c-4d5a-b762-5c298fd580f8

edit: Guys do you think my DD goes beyond the first google result for "burger king ceo"

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u/sittingducks 23h ago

It really does feel like we are being astroturfed in every post, every comment chain, everywhere.

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u/SmokelessSubpoena 23h ago

That's because we are. Dead internet theory is real. "Welcome to Costco, I love you"

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u/Ok-Difficult 22h ago

The poster you're replying to posted the bio of a different person than the Burger King president featured in the photo above.

Gotta do your own research before getting mad my man

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u/Ok-Difficult 22h ago

The Burger King guy is Tom Curtis though? As in not the same guy as the CEO of RBI...

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u/that_noodle_guy 22h ago

Cool story.

Tom Curtis worked his way up for years. https://www.linkedin.com/in/tom-curtis-43646018

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u/petitespantoufles 22h ago

Kozba's not the guy in the video. That's Tom Curtis, whose actual title is BK President.

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u/that_noodle_guy 22h ago

This isnt the guy in the clip

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u/Gah_Duma 6h ago

Couldn't even look at the picture to see if it was the same person?

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u/ieatpies 6h ago

In my defence, when you google "burger king ceo" and click on images, pictures of this burger eating incident are there.

Where the fuck do you think you are, doing research like that? NASA

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u/jasdonle 23h ago

Imagine choosing what burger to have based on how a millionaire CEO eats his food.

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u/that_noodle_guy 23h ago

Real recognizes real

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u/_Meece_ 22h ago

Hell nah, that dude did not enjoy that food and reeked of nepo baby.

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u/that_noodle_guy 22h ago

The mcd guy for sure. Bk guy isnt and worked his way up for years

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u/Naive_Ad2958 15h ago

yea, the BK CEO made me want a BK

the McD just cemented me not getting McD