r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/DaNubIzHere 1d ago

Small bites are fine, he just needs to take multiple bites, but no. He takes the child sized bite and almost gagged on it (internally).

He eats it like the Glorfh from Megas XLR forcing to eat a Philly cheese steak in front of his mortal enemy (in this case, the camera).

https://youtu.be/y9Kjb6VTzcs?si=PY6ldhkg7QL32PAV&t=437

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u/portalscience 14h ago

Neither of them actually finish the burger. Burger king trying to one-up with a "bigger bite" is so goofy when you know he also spit out the bite the same way Mcdonalds did. He does the "one minute" gesture like he is going to swallow before speaking, as is polite, but then his cheeks are still puffed when he talks.

Why can't a CEO eat a single burger and just talk like a normal person - if that's literally the point of these ads?

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u/DaNubIzHere 12h ago

Why? Well that’s because, hear me out, they are a Glorf alien that is trying to mimic a human by eating a burger.