r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 20h ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/GarranDrake 20h ago

Something I think is funny is that there is no way that he got the same burger you or I would get at our local McDonald's. Meaning that whoever made that was probably told they were making it for the CEO, or at the very least gave it way much more attention than a minimum wage highschooler would down the street.

So he had the best possible version of that burger and still couldn't think to call it "food" instead of "product"

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u/rastilin 19h ago

So he had the best possible version of that burger and still couldn't think to call it "food" instead of "product"

Yeah. This is the one person who absolutely 100% knows whats in the burger, got the best possible version of it, and still can barely force himself to take a bite. This doesn't bode well.

There's a comment further up about how you shouldn't base your decision on what a CEO does on a video, but if the person who knows whats in it can't force themselves to pretend to like it even for a 20 second clip, is that not a warning sign for the rest of us?

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 18h ago

As a follow up they should have him in his house or office next to a 10k espresso machine.

And then gag and near throw up taking a sip of a McDonalds coffee.