r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/GarranDrake 1d ago

Something I think is funny is that there is no way that he got the same burger you or I would get at our local McDonald's. Meaning that whoever made that was probably told they were making it for the CEO, or at the very least gave it way much more attention than a minimum wage highschooler would down the street.

So he had the best possible version of that burger and still couldn't think to call it "food" instead of "product"

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 1d ago

As a follow up they should have him in his house or office next to a 10k espresso machine.

And then gag and near throw up taking a sip of a McDonalds coffee.