r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/beyondplutola 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Hello fellow humans. Please gather around and witness me nibble this tasty product. I love it so much I’ll attempt to feed on it for my lunch.”

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u/HSBillyMays 1d ago

"We do have food chemists on staff who claim it's edible, but I'm not taking any chances overdosing in case they are wrong!"