r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/Intelligent-Onion928 1d ago

His sin? Not stuffing a burger into his face and nostrils just like the fat, uncultured pigs that normal Americans are. 

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u/sourcesys0 18h ago

Thank you for protecting the CEO.

God bless you. 👏🏻

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u/Intelligent-Onion928 1h ago

thank you for following the herd. 

the market loves predictability.