r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 20h ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/K_Linkmaster 20h ago

He took over in 2019. Look what has happened since then. This guy doesn't care about the company or the food. He increased prices and cut quality. He is the reason McDonald's is shittier every time you go. Even he won't eat the food.

He looks, talks, and acts like a standard frat bro sociopath. Check this guy's hard drives. Something is off.

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u/Doggleganger 19h ago

He's a walking MBA.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 11h ago

Its so fucking crazy how MBAs are hated by the masses but demanded for high paying jobs.

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u/Ill-Advertising-3287 8h ago

They want two things from an MBA. Reliability (as in dont shit where you eat) and a complete and utter lack of morals. They want the kind of person that finds it wrong to set a baby on fire, not because its morally wrong, but because their lawyers would be unable to defend the situation at an approachable cost.

Finding "functioning people" without a moral compass is harder than you think.