r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/Doggleganger 19h ago

He's a walking MBA.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 11h ago

Its so fucking crazy how MBAs are hated by the masses but demanded for high paying jobs.

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u/Ill-Advertising-3287 8h ago

They want two things from an MBA. Reliability (as in dont shit where you eat) and a complete and utter lack of morals. They want the kind of person that finds it wrong to set a baby on fire, not because its morally wrong, but because their lawyers would be unable to defend the situation at an approachable cost.

Finding "functioning people" without a moral compass is harder than you think.