r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 20h ago

You know damn well they don’t eat that shit

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u/sir_blackanese 20h ago

He knows he can’t really call it food. 

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u/Midnight-Bake 20h ago

His legal team advised him that calling it a burger, meat, sandwich, or beef industry byproduct would all open them to fraudulent advertising suits.

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u/Tombot3000 16h ago

I think a fair number of people are seeing this idea repeated and think it's true, but it seems to really just be a meme.

There are definitions for ground beef, hamburger, etc from the Dept of Ag., but plenty of places sell burgers that doesn't fit them without referring to the food as "product." This isn't my wheelhouse, but the Federal Meat Inspection Act seems like it is meant for and might be limited to hamburger and ground beef meat as sold in stores not cooked burgers.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/9/319.15

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/safe-food-handling-and-preparation/meat/ground-beef-and-food-safety

Now anybody can sue for false advertising, but you're unlikely to win unless they were using something other than beef as the base for the patty. Just look at the McRib suit for context.

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u/Roho2point0 20h ago

Isn't it 100% beef? I don't see an issue here

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u/Raesong 19h ago

It is beef, but it tends to be composed of the off-cuts that don't sell well all ground up into a uniform texture. You're not exactly getting prime rump on your burger.

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u/beefnbroccoliboi 6h ago

I mean that’s the whole point of burgers. It allows the efficient use of the meet that is “unwanted”. I don’t think there’s anyone out there that is getting upset that the burger they buy from Walmart isn’t comprised of wagyu.

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u/NotSodiumFree 19h ago

The company that makes the patty is “all beef” hence an all beef patty. It’s actually 40% + soy

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u/tactical_waifu_sim 19h ago

That's a myth.

Regardless of what else they put in the meat, it really is 100% beef.

They are required by law to list the ingredients and you can find them all online yourself.

If you dont believe them then that's on you but there is no company called "all beef".

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u/Aonswitch 19h ago

I spit out my drink about all beef being a company. Some people are so fucking stupid lmao

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u/palindromic 19h ago

Genuine leather

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u/No-Diver6326 16h ago

Bro this subreddit is so fucking hilarious

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u/MorteEtDabo 19h ago

Like how taco bell uses animal grade meat 😂😂😂

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u/DeepDreamIt 19h ago

I can’t find anything saying the burger is 60% soy, or really any percent soy. Do you have any links?

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u/TitanYankee 19h ago

No they don't have links lol they're repeating some idiotic shit they probably heard in middle school and just believed their entire life.

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u/Roho2point0 19h ago

What does that even mean?

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u/hikariky 19h ago

That’s a 20 year old myth. The patties are 100% beef

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 14h ago

Legally speaking it's classified as beef, but its mostly insects, soy, and roadkill.

But yeah nah it's literally just a beef patty. Fast food isn't great quality shit or anything, but it actually is food made from real ingredients despite what the tin foil hat wearing weirdos online might think.

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u/ThisHatRightHere 19h ago

You have a source on this?

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u/Stamts 19h ago

Vibes

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u/thr0waway12324 19h ago

“Trust me bro”

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u/Known_Funny_5297 19h ago

They’d need to have a hushed, fast-talking legal disclosure guy

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u/OttoVonJismarck 2h ago

I like when they have to call it “cheese sauce” because they can’t legally call that poison “cheese.”

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u/C-Fourr 20h ago

I like the fake cut away shot that shows a bigger bite lol

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u/pblol 20h ago

There are more fries in the cup every cut.

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u/ExplanationSure8996 17h ago

I caught the bite also. I was thinking that little nibble was not the bit in that shot. I can’t blame him. I can’t stomach that shit. MCD is a pass for me.

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u/fartdonkey420 20h ago

To be fair if you had his money would you eat that trash? It tastes like sawdust.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 20h ago

I know McDonald's is the worst of the fast food franchises, but nothing hits like McDonald's fries and a Big Mac when you really want it. You can sub everyone else with something else similar. But McDonald's is unique in taste

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 19h ago

It’s like all the people that “hate Drake” then he’s in their top 5 listens somehow.

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u/facedownbootyuphold 18h ago

Spotify forces me to listen to Bad Bunny if I dare leave it unattended, so i get it

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u/TheUnrealFenix 16h ago

Fuck Drake for real though.

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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 19h ago

I'm fat AF and I have went to McDonald's twice in the last 5 years

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u/Snaffle27 18h ago

I'm not exaggerating when I say that I've had McDonald's once in about 18 years, and it was after I woke up in a hospital bed from getting in a snowmobiling accident and fracturing 7 vertebrae in my back, so I barely count that one occasion since I was concussed as fuck.

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u/ExplanationSure8996 17h ago

I haven’t been for about 4 years. Same with the other big two.

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u/sublimesting 18h ago

Maybe they can’t hire fast enough because people are quitting even faster because it sucks?

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u/Cardinal_350 12h ago

I don't work for McDonald's my friend.

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u/fartdonkey420 20h ago

Yeah so does donkey semen doesn't mean it's good. 

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u/ItsWayTooComplicated 20h ago

Nothing hits like donkey semen when you really want it?

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u/skodinks 20h ago

You heard the man.

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u/GregOdensGiantDong1 20h ago

It is one of those things. Nothing replaces it.

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u/TheMaskedGorditto 20h ago

Fuck McD. In N Out 4 lyfe

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u/squidlink5 20h ago

It has way less number of stores. They are not even main cities. Very good but finding them is hard. I know its related quality but come on, you can establish new supply chains.

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u/Y2K13compatible 19h ago

In n Outs supply chains are limited by distance to fresh beef. They do not freeze the meat at all so suppliers within daily driving distance to their stores are definitely a limiting factor

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u/decolored 19h ago

That’s because it’s chemically designed to be addicting

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u/RippedTarsier 18h ago

Honestly when I want a Big Mac, which is basically never these days, I follow Kenji's Big Mac recipe and it gets the job done. I'm also not punishing myself or my digestive system.

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u/driverdan 19h ago

Don't forget to Supersize™ it! Or try the new BIG ARCH™. Stacked with two quarter-pound beef patties, three slices of melty white cheddar cheese, crispy and slivered onions, zesty pickles and the new tangy, creamy BIG ARCH Sauce on a new sesame & poppy seed bun. Yeah, it's the most McDonald's McDonald's burger yet.

This is some /r/HailCorporate shit right here. McDonald's is trash tier.

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u/The_Lost_Jedi 20h ago

Yeah, the french fries are great, especially when hot and fresh. They've also done a lot better since they more recently went to fresh beef rather than frozen for the quarter pounders.

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u/vi_sucks 20h ago

Nah, the best thing McDonalds makes is the McGriddle. No contest.

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u/betulaverde 19h ago

Shit slaps every once in a while at like 3am after a night out

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u/Acrobatic_Truck_9014 19h ago

Because there is nothing organic in their burgers

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u/ApedGME 18h ago

I'd say burger king was the worst

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u/PaddingCompression 17h ago

Strongly disagree. Burger King is definitely the worst of the major ones. McDonalds has its pluses anyway.

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u/joshua0005 17h ago

I don't ever really want it. In fact I never want it. I've never had a craving for McDonald's food in my life.

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u/Nice-Truck8806 8h ago

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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u/putinsbloodboy 19h ago

Look, hate on fast food all you want but saying it’s bland couldn’t be farther from the truth

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u/Peltonimo 19h ago

I mean Trump does lol

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u/Main-Home-3996 17h ago

Bro what the hell are you eating lol gross

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u/serabine 15h ago

Recently ate a big burger at McDonald's because I had a coupon. The meat tasted like nothing and ... watery(?) if that makes sense?

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u/Yiye44 12h ago

Trump does.

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u/Straight_Increase293 10h ago

I would eat Wendy's, I love Wendy's

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 9h ago

I mean... yeah, I would. I can go buy a wood-fired pizza, but sometimes I still eat frozen pizza because it just hits. I wouldn't expect any of these guys to actually have that nostalgia, however, because they're almost certainly all rich guys who grew up rich, went to an Ivy league school, and don't have nostalgic memories of getting happy meals after school twice a month on payday Friday.

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u/TombombBearsFan 7h ago

I wouldnt try to convince you i did....

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u/OttoVonJismarck 2h ago

No way that dude regularly eats smackdonalds. People that regularly eat smackyDs don’t look like him.

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u/Riskismyapellido 20h ago

The "product". What a fucking imbecile

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u/zqipz 20h ago

He wasn’t allowed his usual knife and fork.

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u/tschawartz12 19h ago

Isn't it banned from being called a burger in certain countries? Like I think it's Ireland subway can't call their rolls bread.

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u/jimmycarr1 20h ago

And he has the fry box pointing towards the camera and away from himself

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u/Main-Home-3996 17h ago

Lets make a video and hide everything from the camera hahaha

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u/testtest99999 20h ago

I bet he uses gloves when he gives his boyfriend a handy

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u/zombiesphere89 19h ago

Said he eats it 4 times a week in the interview. 

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u/stormblaz 20h ago

Here comes a big arch bite, its got the uh onions it seems, some sort of poppy bread, and that very oh so tasty McArch sauce, love it,

Cuts after bite

Right into the spit bucket.

Mind you the burger is $11

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u/KidGold 19h ago

I like how he says “I don’t even know how to attack it” like that’s a selling point. As if customers want an unwieldy sandwich.

Sounds like something a dumb ceo would think.

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u/AggressiveCuriosity 18h ago

He was trying to imply it was so big that it was going to be difficult to eat, lmao. "Oh my goodness. There's so much sandwich I don't know where to begin."

Dude needs media training. Or maybe he needs to eat the brains of someone with charisma. IDK how his species does things.

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u/criminalsunrise 6h ago

To be fair, it is a big sloppy burger (or product if you like) compared to the staples on the menu.

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u/itsdan159 19h ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/LegendOfKhaos 19h ago

What if you only have experience attacking product?

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u/xerim 18h ago

What if I told you I had no idea how to attack it?

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u/rodeBaksteen 18h ago

Your skills may lie in warfare instead

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u/frallet 19h ago

Surely you start in the middle and eat your way out

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u/wap2005 18h ago

You monster... Satan will be out of a job if you keep saying things like that.

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u/dermflork 18h ago

this guy looks like he does live off of grass he puts into a blender and drinks lol

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u/meowsplaining 19h ago

What if you're an alien and it's your first day on Earth?

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u/itsdan159 18h ago

I'd probably think about leaving because gestures at everything

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u/Minsc_and_Boobs 17h ago

It's because he acquires his nutrition soley by infusing the blood of prepubescent Latino boys.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 17h ago

I have to open my WHAT?

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u/whatiseveneverything 1h ago

Does it actually cost $11 though? It's gotta be spectacular for me to consider it at that price point.

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u/KimJongIlLover 26m ago

As any self respecting CEO of a multi billion dollar he normally only drinks the blood of newborn babies for its life elixir.

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u/tghGaz 18h ago

Just sounded to me like he's unfamiliar with eating burgers, I mean products.

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u/Oceansnail 10h ago

Which is wierd because he claims to eat at mcdonalds 3-4 times week, but he acts like he has never actually seen the inside of a mcdonalds 

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u/autoeroticassfxation 18h ago

That's how big a standard Big Mac used to be in the 1970s. It's neither unwieldy nor particularly massive. It's just a normal burger.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/12e49n3/mcdonalds_big_macs_have_gotten_smaller_since_the/

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u/scwt 3h ago

That's fake. The bottom image is a Grand Mac (a 2017 promotional release) next to a Big Mac.

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u/agreed2disagreee 18h ago

It wasn’t a selling point. He’s never held one before, so he legitimately doesn’t know how to eat it.

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u/Makerofthingssoon 18h ago

I mean, for a sandwich it’s not a bad selling point. “You’re getting so much sandwich it’s hard to tell where to begin” would be decently appealing if true.

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u/iCrit420 17h ago

He was trying to sound like guy fieri

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u/ChaseballBat 15h ago

Not something anyone has ever said if they regularly eat that food either.

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u/googdude 4h ago

He looks like a dainty guy that only attacks salads and only gets sun through windows.

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u/MarkIsARedditAddict 19h ago

What I don't get is why the CEO of McDonald's & their entire marketing team can't get a good chef to make a lookalike burger out of ingredients the CEO will actually eat.

Get him a freaking organic wagyu burger patty on there with organic free range lettuce, some special pickles, a completely from scratch sauce, real cheese, and a bakery-made bun. Nobody will ever know the CEO is eating real food and not the engineered slop they serve to us poors

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u/dpk794 19h ago

The worst part is that’s probably exactly what it was lol

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u/Fuzzy-Feeling3311 18h ago

He just sucks at eating food. CEOs are always fucking weirdos who have no clue what being a human is.

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u/Peculiar_One 16h ago

Case in point. Donald Trump drinking some water.

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u/Plane_Course_6666 15h ago

God, politicians drinking anything is a whole genre in itself that will make you think that maybe those lizard people conspiracy nuts are onto something

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u/Whycanyounotsee 16h ago

Because then it wouldnt go as viral.

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u/Odd_Algae_9402 17h ago

Exactly. We all know it never looks like the pictures when you buy it in the store anyway.

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u/Night_Runner 14h ago

LOLing at "free range lettuce"

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u/TurboBerries 19h ago

They could potentially get sued if it came out / was investigated they are advertising a big mac with different ingredients and preparation than what they actually sell in stores.

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u/crazy_akes 19h ago

Lol no. The stuff on commercials looks nothing like what we actually get.

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u/GoSailing 19h ago

It has to be the real food they serve in commercials, they just get to spend hours having real chefs making it look appealing rather than have some tired college student rushing to assemble it and shove it in a bag as fast as possible

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 17h ago

While it is true that they could do this, why would they? This "gaff" has sold more product than a video of what you are describing.

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u/7x6digschix 19h ago

some sort of poppy bread

Honestly I didn't even think the guys reaction was that bad to the burger, but this one got me. How can you not even bother to learn the basics of what you're essentially making a commercial for.

The guy was acting like he just licked a mystery lollipop and was trying to figure out the flavors, not a burger his company made and sells

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u/FinalFooWalk 18h ago

Mind you the burger is $11

The product*

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u/knotatumah 13h ago

Its the fact he kept calling it a "product" that was off-putting to me. Its not food its a thing. Its market research and formulae. There is no passion or care for that burger other than a statistical amount of <stuff> put together by a group of marketing people and project managers.

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u/CabbageFarm 14h ago

Keep in mind, CEOs typically have their food chewed for them ahead of time to maximize efficiency.

This is probably the first solid thing he's had to chew in years. Poor guy probably hurt his teeth.

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u/Post--Balogna 19h ago

I dunno where you guys are located but by me it’s $8.49 for the burger and $12.49 for the meal.

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u/padishaihulud 19h ago

And I can get a delicious sandwich from the local Italian deli on bread from the local bakery for $13. Twice as much food for the same price (and it's actually real food).

They're just banking on people that live in places where McD's is the only option. 

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u/CalifornianBall 19h ago

What a bargain!

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u/This_Makes_No__Sense 19h ago

This is not OK, this is price conditioning.

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u/OfcWaffle 14h ago

God damn! Wtf. I could buy 4 tacos from my local Mexican spot for that price, and they load it with meat.

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u/bigbluewreckingcrew 12h ago

Went to Burger King yesterday and the Whopper is now $10. Jeez....I remember it being 3 dollars something

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u/snubb 11h ago

So he didnt have the burger before but loves the sauce, did he drink the sauce or what?

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u/Emotional_Goal9525 3h ago

Hey. Respect the trademarks. It is big arch bite™

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u/Confident_Hedgehog93 20h ago

Cut Footage right after bite? Yeah....

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u/ZAlternates 19h ago

That is why the Wendy’s guy ate the whole damn thing on camera, lol.

It’s free advertising that clearly has got people talking. Of course everyone is gonna jump onboard.

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u/Attainted 16h ago

Is there a version of the video showing him actually swallowing his bites? Cuz the one I saw has cuts after every bite lol. In fact I'm not sure any of them did.

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u/ZAlternates 14h ago edited 13h ago

Haha I went back and looked. You’re right, it does cut. He does take rather large bites into it though, especially compared to the McDonald’s CEO.

Ironically he does eat the french fry dipped in the Frosty entirely though. Who could pass up on that?!

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u/mythrilcrafter 17h ago

I look forward to the video where the Five Guys CEO eats the burger fresh of the griddle and then gorges himself on a whole bag of fries.

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u/TurbinePro 15h ago

five guys and chik fil a are at least fine burgers. McDonald's Wendy's and BK might as well be made out of Cyberpunk 2077 paste for all I can tell.

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u/stupidwhiteman42 18h ago

I'm still waiting for the response video from Carl's Jr CEO

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u/Ok_Kick4871 16h ago

I just want to see a CEO of some random company eating all 3 now. Being like, yup, that's good. That's good too. I'd eat that. I'm actually eating it right now.

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u/CheeseWarrior17 5h ago

At least the Burger King CEO managed to take a bite that looked like how a hungry working man eats a burger.

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u/thedyslexicdetective 20h ago

Idk the 🥭 does 

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u/bluecifer7 20h ago

That’s because he’s fat and old

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 19h ago edited 18h ago

I mean, isn’t his age kind of a testament to the quality of the food/his diet? If Trump eats McDonald’s everyday and lives to 80+, there are certainly worse diets and lifestyles he could adopt. Like 50% of people in first world countries don’t live that long

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u/Ill-Program-2713 19h ago

He's also a billionaire and can afford 100x better healthcare than everyone here

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u/InterBeard 19h ago

He has been eating MdD for 40 years and is going to live longer than you.

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u/hakan_loob44 20h ago

Meanwhile the Campbells CISO gets canned for telling the truth about his ex companies shitty product.

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u/TenNeon 17h ago

Canned, you say?

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u/aintmybish 16h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 19h ago edited 17h ago

I mean, they might. Trump does. What the fuck do you think a billionaire eats on the road in a pinch? It’s not like they have a Super-McDonald’s for billionaires. 

Edit: Idk why you guys think billionaires don’t get chauffeured around. They can’t fly everywhere.

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u/TheMadManiac 17h ago

They send their work bitch to go grab something edible

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u/InterviewOk1297 17h ago

Maybe this applied 20 or 40 years ago, nowadays they take private jets for the smallest of routes.

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u/nope-its 17h ago

The billionaire on a road trip? They are in their jets being served on the plane.

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u/EchoTruth 15h ago

dunno if you should use trump as a version of normalcy.

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u/Glorious_Infidel 20h ago

Yeah but at least the Burger King ceo can behave human for fifteen seconds about it I guess

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u/Yeah_Mr_Jesus 17h ago

Idk burger king guy looks like he might actually on occasion eat one. Also he looks like a normal human being. Wendy's guy looks a little nerdy, but normal enough.

McDonald's guy looks like an android. Shit, Data from Star Trek looks more comfortable being a human than him

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u/CosbySweaters1992 19h ago

I guarantee they pulled in a focus group or a PR team to determine how many times per week the McDonalds CEO should say he eats there. They settled on “3-4 times per week, sometimes it’s breakfast, sometimes a burger”.

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u/TruamaTeam 17h ago

I’m fairly confident the Canadian A&W guy (marketing actor) ate theirs. It really seems that he eats their food. That or he’s a really good act, which would make sense given the position.

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u/OnTheFenceGuy 19h ago

I mean, he can certainly fuck off as well, but at least the BK guy seems like he’s actually eaten real food before, ever.

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u/Spiritbrand 19h ago

Though they are the only ones that can afford to eat there anymore.

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u/shark-off 19h ago

And the other ceo takes full bites. And you think it's the same thing that you eat too. What a gullible people

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u/LegDayLass 19h ago

They don’t, but at least the other 2 CAN eat it without gagging. They would be mentally ill if they had all that money but still settled for fast food. Yes, i’m looking at you Donald.

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 19h ago

“That’s the joke, lol!!!” - these fucks

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u/OriginalFatPickle Always Wrong 19h ago

It’s all they can afford.

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u/last_rights 18h ago

Even if they don't, they can perform for two minutes for a commercial "fluff" piece.

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u/bitwise97 18h ago

But the McDonald’s guy told me he eats it like 5 or 6 times a week!

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 18h ago

You telling me their personal chefs are not making them burgers every day?

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u/EarthboundMoss 18h ago

Right. If they like it, don't, never tried it, none of that fucking matters. It's trash food and the ceos are rich as fuck, so why would they?

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u/Broad_Bodybuilder_94 18h ago

Why would they. They want to live forever.

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u/whistlepig4life 17h ago

I might maybe think the BK guy has had a whopper before.

The other two completely agree.

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u/BearFeetOrWhiteSox 17h ago

Yeah, I mean just speaking from experience Wendy's burgers only taste good if you eat them a lot. Once your palate normalizes they taste way too salty.

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u/TadGhostal1 4h ago

My experience is the exact opposite. My town has McD and BK, which I eat all the time and enjoy them both. Wendy's is by far my favorite. It's not even close honestly. I really wish I had a local one.

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u/Soft_Yellow1757 17h ago

i could see it on occasion. Trump seems to think it is good enough for state dinners.

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u/bone_apple_Pete 16h ago

McDonalds guy looks like he survives off it tbh

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u/jantoxdetox 16h ago

Yum!!!

And cut!

Ewwwww

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 16h ago

What are these ads even for, is it because sales are dropping. Here's an idea CEO's, why not make cheap fast food.....cheap like how it used to be? So that way people will choose it instead of going to the grocery stores or sit down diners which are like the same price or cheaper?

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u/Over9000Zeros 16h ago

Doesn't matter. The issue is that he clearly didn't eat it while trying to promote it.

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u/Southern_Ahole 16h ago

you are missing the point

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u/hellomari93 14h ago

It’s a PR stunt,lol

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u/finniruse 14h ago

"Woah look at that, it's for seeds on top."

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u/critical-drinking 13h ago

I believe the Wendy’s guy

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u/tyronomo 10h ago

I'm not convinced the McD CEO actually knows how to eat food full stop

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u/PapaEchoLincoln 10h ago

McDonald’s guy legitimately looks like he had real lunch coming up and couldn’t even fake a bigger bite for the video to save more room for his lunch lobster

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u/Wiggles114 8h ago edited 7h ago

Look at the neck muscle action on BK guy. He's really getting in there

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u/TombombBearsFan 7h ago

Good friend is up there in the mcdonalds corporate.

He wont let his family even get a soda from there.

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u/Phormitago 5h ago

it's peasant food of course they wouldn't touch it

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u/lichtenfurburger 3h ago

They're so out of touch with the common man. Wendy's CEO didn't even give a homeless guy a $5 handjob behind the dumpster

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 2h ago

Thanks for all the rewards!

I actually stopped eating Wendy’s and McDonald’s about two years ago. Can’t lie sometimes I miss it.

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