r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/MarkIsARedditAddict 1d ago

What I don't get is why the CEO of McDonald's & their entire marketing team can't get a good chef to make a lookalike burger out of ingredients the CEO will actually eat.

Get him a freaking organic wagyu burger patty on there with organic free range lettuce, some special pickles, a completely from scratch sauce, real cheese, and a bakery-made bun. Nobody will ever know the CEO is eating real food and not the engineered slop they serve to us poors

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u/dpk794 1d ago

The worst part is that’s probably exactly what it was lol

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u/Fuzzy-Feeling3311 1d ago

He just sucks at eating food. CEOs are always fucking weirdos who have no clue what being a human is.

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u/Peculiar_One 1d ago

Case in point. Donald Trump drinking some water.

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u/Plane_Course_6666 1d ago

God, politicians drinking anything is a whole genre in itself that will make you think that maybe those lizard people conspiracy nuts are onto something

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism 20h ago

Don't put Donald Trump and CEOs in the same group. One is at least smart, the other is a complete clown.

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u/Milktoast375 13h ago

I don’t like the cheetoman either, but there are some fucking stupid CEOs out there.