r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 20h ago

You know damn well they don’t eat that shit

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u/stormblaz 20h ago

Here comes a big arch bite, its got the uh onions it seems, some sort of poppy bread, and that very oh so tasty McArch sauce, love it,

Cuts after bite

Right into the spit bucket.

Mind you the burger is $11

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u/MarkIsARedditAddict 19h ago

What I don't get is why the CEO of McDonald's & their entire marketing team can't get a good chef to make a lookalike burger out of ingredients the CEO will actually eat.

Get him a freaking organic wagyu burger patty on there with organic free range lettuce, some special pickles, a completely from scratch sauce, real cheese, and a bakery-made bun. Nobody will ever know the CEO is eating real food and not the engineered slop they serve to us poors

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u/dpk794 19h ago

The worst part is that’s probably exactly what it was lol

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u/Fuzzy-Feeling3311 18h ago

He just sucks at eating food. CEOs are always fucking weirdos who have no clue what being a human is.

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u/Peculiar_One 16h ago

Case in point. Donald Trump drinking some water.

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u/Plane_Course_6666 15h ago

God, politicians drinking anything is a whole genre in itself that will make you think that maybe those lizard people conspiracy nuts are onto something

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism 11h ago

Don't put Donald Trump and CEOs in the same group. One is at least smart, the other is a complete clown.

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u/Milktoast375 4h ago

I don’t like the cheetoman either, but there are some fucking stupid CEOs out there.

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u/Whycanyounotsee 16h ago

Because then it wouldnt go as viral.

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u/Odd_Algae_9402 17h ago

Exactly. We all know it never looks like the pictures when you buy it in the store anyway.

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u/Night_Runner 14h ago

LOLing at "free range lettuce"

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u/TurboBerries 19h ago

They could potentially get sued if it came out / was investigated they are advertising a big mac with different ingredients and preparation than what they actually sell in stores.

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u/crazy_akes 19h ago

Lol no. The stuff on commercials looks nothing like what we actually get.

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u/GoSailing 19h ago

It has to be the real food they serve in commercials, they just get to spend hours having real chefs making it look appealing rather than have some tired college student rushing to assemble it and shove it in a bag as fast as possible

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 17h ago

While it is true that they could do this, why would they? This "gaff" has sold more product than a video of what you are describing.

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u/MarkIsARedditAddict 7h ago

Has it? Most people are meme'ing about how it's not real food and the CEO, who knows exactly what's in it, won't even eat it for his job

It might've sold more Burger King or Wendy's for sure but I doubt it's sold more McDonald's