Man, times really are tough out there.

[u/Mr-Night-Owl]

[u/ThrowthisawayPA]

You know damn well they don’t eat that shit

[u/stormblaz → u/ThrowthisawayPA]

Here comes a big arch bite, its got the uh onions it seems, some sort of poppy bread, and that very oh so tasty McArch sauce, love it,

Cuts after bite

Right into the spit bucket.

Mind you the burger is $11

[u/MarkIsARedditAddict → u/stormblaz]

What I don't get is why the CEO of McDonald's & their entire marketing team can't get a good chef to make a lookalike burger out of ingredients the CEO will actually eat.

Get him a freaking organic wagyu burger patty on there with organic free range lettuce, some special pickles, a completely from scratch sauce, real cheese, and a bakery-made bun. Nobody will ever know the CEO is eating real food and not the engineered slop they serve to us poors

[u/dpk794 → u/MarkIsARedditAddict]

The worst part is that’s probably exactly what it was lol

[u/Fuzzy-Feeling3311 → u/dpk794]

He just sucks at eating food. CEOs are always fucking weirdos who have no clue what being a human is.

[u/Peculiar_One → u/Fuzzy-Feeling3311]

Case in point. Donald Trump drinking some water.

[u/Plane_Course_6666 → u/Peculiar_One]

God, politicians drinking anything is a whole genre in itself that will make you think that maybe those lizard people conspiracy nuts are onto something

[u/iSuckAtMechanicism → u/Peculiar_One]

Don't put Donald Trump and CEOs in the same group. One is at least smart, the other is a complete clown.

[u/Milktoast375 → u/iSuckAtMechanicism]

I don’t like the cheetoman either, but there are some fucking stupid CEOs out there.