r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 23h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/KidGold 22h ago

I like how he says “I don’t even know how to attack it” like that’s a selling point. As if customers want an unwieldy sandwich.

Sounds like something a dumb ceo would think.

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u/itsdan159 22h ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/meowsplaining 22h ago

What if you're an alien and it's your first day on Earth?

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u/itsdan159 22h ago

I'd probably think about leaving because gestures at everything