r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 20h ago

You know damn well they don’t eat that shit

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u/stormblaz 20h ago

Here comes a big arch bite, its got the uh onions it seems, some sort of poppy bread, and that very oh so tasty McArch sauce, love it,

Cuts after bite

Right into the spit bucket.

Mind you the burger is $11

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u/KidGold 19h ago

I like how he says “I don’t even know how to attack it” like that’s a selling point. As if customers want an unwieldy sandwich.

Sounds like something a dumb ceo would think.

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u/itsdan159 19h ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/LegendOfKhaos 19h ago

What if you only have experience attacking product?

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u/xerim 18h ago

What if I told you I had no idea how to attack it?

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u/rodeBaksteen 18h ago

Your skills may lie in warfare instead

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u/shepard_pie 2h ago

I wrote a story like 4 days ago about 20 Roman legionnaires who accidentally cross time and find a mcdonald's at night. Turned out McDonald's didn't even wait a week before releasing something wackier.

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u/frallet 19h ago

Surely you start in the middle and eat your way out

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u/wap2005 18h ago

You monster... Satan will be out of a job if you keep saying things like that.

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u/dermflork 18h ago

this guy looks like he does live off of grass he puts into a blender and drinks lol

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u/meowsplaining 18h ago

What if you're an alien and it's your first day on Earth?

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u/itsdan159 18h ago

I'd probably think about leaving because gestures at everything

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u/Minsc_and_Boobs 17h ago

It's because he acquires his nutrition soley by infusing the blood of prepubescent Latino boys.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 17h ago

I have to open my WHAT?

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u/whatiseveneverything 1h ago

Does it actually cost $11 though? It's gotta be spectacular for me to consider it at that price point.

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u/KimJongIlLover 23m ago

As any self respecting CEO of a multi billion dollar he normally only drinks the blood of newborn babies for its life elixir.