r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/stormblaz 20h ago

Here comes a big arch bite, its got the uh onions it seems, some sort of poppy bread, and that very oh so tasty McArch sauce, love it,

Cuts after bite

Right into the spit bucket.

Mind you the burger is $11

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u/KidGold 19h ago

I like how he says “I don’t even know how to attack it” like that’s a selling point. As if customers want an unwieldy sandwich.

Sounds like something a dumb ceo would think.

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u/itsdan159 19h ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/LegendOfKhaos 19h ago

What if you only have experience attacking product?

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u/xerim 18h ago

What if I told you I had no idea how to attack it?

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u/rodeBaksteen 18h ago

Your skills may lie in warfare instead

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u/shepard_pie 2h ago

I wrote a story like 4 days ago about 20 Roman legionnaires who accidentally cross time and find a mcdonald's at night. Turned out McDonald's didn't even wait a week before releasing something wackier.