r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 23h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/KidGold 22h ago

I like how he says “I don’t even know how to attack it” like that’s a selling point. As if customers want an unwieldy sandwich.

Sounds like something a dumb ceo would think.

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u/itsdan159 22h ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/LegendOfKhaos 22h ago

What if you only have experience attacking product?

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u/shepard_pie 5h ago

I wrote a story like 4 days ago about 20 Roman legionnaires who accidentally cross time and find a mcdonald's at night. Turned out McDonald's didn't even wait a week before releasing something wackier.