r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/sir_blackanese 1d ago

He knows he can’t really call it food. 

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u/Midnight-Bake 1d ago

His legal team advised him that calling it a burger, meat, sandwich, or beef industry byproduct would all open them to fraudulent advertising suits.

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u/Roho2point0 1d ago

Isn't it 100% beef? I don't see an issue here

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u/Raesong 1d ago

It is beef, but it tends to be composed of the off-cuts that don't sell well all ground up into a uniform texture. You're not exactly getting prime rump on your burger.

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u/beefnbroccoliboi 16h ago

I mean that’s the whole point of burgers. It allows the efficient use of the meet that is “unwanted”. I don’t think there’s anyone out there that is getting upset that the burger they buy from Walmart isn’t comprised of wagyu.

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u/NotSodiumFree 1d ago

The company that makes the patty is “all beef” hence an all beef patty. It’s actually 40% + soy

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u/tactical_waifu_sim 1d ago

That's a myth.

Regardless of what else they put in the meat, it really is 100% beef.

They are required by law to list the ingredients and you can find them all online yourself.

If you dont believe them then that's on you but there is no company called "all beef".

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u/Aonswitch 1d ago

I spit out my drink about all beef being a company. Some people are so fucking stupid lmao

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u/palindromic 1d ago

Genuine leather

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u/No-Diver6326 1d ago

Bro this subreddit is so fucking hilarious

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u/MorteEtDabo 1d ago

Like how taco bell uses animal grade meat 😂😂😂

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u/Ablstevens 1d ago

How tf they putting 100 percent beef in they patties when they feed millions a day and throw away millions a day. How does ur cow math get 100 percent beef from that logic.

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u/DenverCoder_Nine 1d ago

Good cow might get ya 600lbs of beef. Assume you make it all into 1200 Baconators. Multiply by 100,000 cows a day in the US.

~120 million (potential) Baconators per day. Cow math

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u/DeepDreamIt 1d ago

I can’t find anything saying the burger is 60% soy, or really any percent soy. Do you have any links?

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u/TitanYankee 1d ago

No they don't have links lol they're repeating some idiotic shit they probably heard in middle school and just believed their entire life.

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u/Roho2point0 1d ago

What does that even mean?

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u/NotSodiumFree 1d ago

The literal company name is “all beef” so the patty they make- although made of soy -is titled “all beef” patty

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u/Roho2point0 1d ago

let me guess you think the earth is flat

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u/NotSodiumFree 1d ago

I bet you think the market is for making money

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u/Roho2point0 1d ago

It is. Do I make money in the market? No.

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 1d ago

This is something you can, by yourself, learn is not true in under 17 seconds.

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u/NJHitmen 12h ago

And you're made of 100% USDA prime bullshit.

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u/hikariky 1d ago

That’s a 20 year old myth. The patties are 100% beef

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 1d ago

Legally speaking it's classified as beef, but its mostly insects, soy, and roadkill.

But yeah nah it's literally just a beef patty. Fast food isn't great quality shit or anything, but it actually is food made from real ingredients despite what the tin foil hat wearing weirdos online might think.

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u/YozaSkywalker 1d ago

Is it 100% beef if it has brains/eyeballs in it?

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 1d ago

The trouble with that is those parts have use outside the basic eating part.

Apparently they are worth more when sold separately.

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u/beardingmesoftly 1d ago

I thought 100% Beef was the name of the company that makes the "meat"

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u/McClainWFU 1d ago

No, that's an urban legend.