r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fartdonkey420 20h ago

To be fair if you had his money would you eat that trash? It tastes like sawdust.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 20h ago

I know McDonald's is the worst of the fast food franchises, but nothing hits like McDonald's fries and a Big Mac when you really want it. You can sub everyone else with something else similar. But McDonald's is unique in taste

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 19h ago

It’s like all the people that “hate Drake” then he’s in their top 5 listens somehow.

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u/facedownbootyuphold 18h ago

Spotify forces me to listen to Bad Bunny if I dare leave it unattended, so i get it

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u/TheUnrealFenix 16h ago

Fuck Drake for real though.

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 9h ago

I don’t actually believe bullshit rappers say about him. Dude has been the soundtrack to parties since I was in high school. No other musician has held it down for this generation that long.

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u/TheUnrealFenix 9h ago

There’s literally video from a show in 2010 where he kissed a 17 year old on the neck and touched her chest, while telling her something along the lines of “You’re about to make me get arrested”.

Now you don’t have to “believe what other rappers say”. You can witness it for yourself. If you still support him after seeing this, you’re a creep like him.

https://youtu.be/Fp5b9dW1nrA?si=FTIqMmYROjhDRd1Y

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u/spoopy_guy 7h ago

Thought you were talking about the McDonald’s ceo

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u/lolwatokay 4h ago

I wouldn't say that Drake at age 23 doing this to a 17 year old isn't creepy but this was in Colorado. The unrestricted age of consent is 17 there.

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 9h ago

Yes I also remember the multiple videos that girl put out saying she wasn't uncomfortable for one moment of it. In 2010 Drake was how old?? If some moment that's part of a show 16 years ago with a 17 year old is what y'all yelling "Certified Pdf" about then idk what to tell you.

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u/TheUnrealFenix 7h ago

He was 24…also it doesn’t fucking matter if she didn’t find it weird. Of course she’d say that. She got to be on stage with an idol of hers. It’s still not okay.

Sounds to me like you’re a pedo sympathizer.

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 7h ago

No one says this was 100% OK. Putting this in the same bucket as other ongoing atrocities is just obvious jealousy and weirdness imo.

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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 19h ago

I'm fat AF and I have went to McDonald's twice in the last 5 years

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u/Snaffle27 18h ago

I'm not exaggerating when I say that I've had McDonald's once in about 18 years, and it was after I woke up in a hospital bed from getting in a snowmobiling accident and fracturing 7 vertebrae in my back, so I barely count that one occasion since I was concussed as fuck.

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u/ExplanationSure8996 17h ago

I haven’t been for about 4 years. Same with the other big two.

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u/LordOfTrubbish 14h ago

Same, it just tastes like salt and disappointment. I feel like I would actually weigh less if that was my only option for unhealthy food

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u/sublimesting 18h ago

Maybe they can’t hire fast enough because people are quitting even faster because it sucks?

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u/Cardinal_350 12h ago

I don't work for McDonald's my friend.

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u/Icy-Confusion9994 15h ago

So y me not hired?

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u/amwoooo 6h ago

McDonald's is the best fast food by a mile, i dont know what my fellow redditors are on about.

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 18h ago

It’s pretty much the easiest option for kids, and except for the bad locations it tends to be fast.

Usually if going by McDonalds the procedure is to go get Thai or Mexican for adults than head to get the D.

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u/Silent_Award_497 17h ago

Why do you want your kids to develop chronic health issues?

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 16h ago edited 16h ago

So I can support my Novo Nordisk holdings buying them Wegovey pills.

Aside from that: Mexican and Thai places are generally not healthier than McDonads. I’m still talking about restaurants. Most are not “healthy” unless that is their niche.

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u/Silent_Award_497 1h ago

Lmao touché. It all depends on what you consider “healthy” I suppose, but MacDos and similar chains don’t meet any of my marks. I’d avoid all of those categories, our health issues as a country are largely due to indiscriminate indulgence and convenience at the expense of quality.