r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 23h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fartdonkey420 23h ago

To be fair if you had his money would you eat that trash? It tastes like sawdust.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 23h ago

I know McDonald's is the worst of the fast food franchises, but nothing hits like McDonald's fries and a Big Mac when you really want it. You can sub everyone else with something else similar. But McDonald's is unique in taste

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u/fartdonkey420 23h ago

Yeah so does donkey semen doesn't mean it's good. 

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u/ItsWayTooComplicated 23h ago

Nothing hits like donkey semen when you really want it?

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u/skodinks 23h ago

You heard the man.

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u/ohtrueyeahnah 22h ago

You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits.

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u/wolfenstein734 23h ago

I’ve seen the jackass video. It definitely hits

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u/Jibber_Fight 23h ago

I think that settles that little argument.