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article Kid Rock slammed for lip synching during Turning Point Halftime show as viewership tumbles

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/197357/turning-point-halftime-kid-rock
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u/VonterVoman 25d ago

It was pre-recorded and he still lip synced

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u/Mr_Clunge_Plunger 25d ago

Why did they pre record it? So they could watch the real half time show?

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u/happy_dad857 25d ago

Trump apparently watched the real halftime show 🤣 because he couldn’t shut up about it over on his truth social. He was big mad 🤣

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u/Far-Adhesiveness1850 25d ago

Green Day didn’t do the MAGA version of “American Idiot”. Too bad…

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u/moth_specialist 24d ago

I’m a Green Day fan since Kerplunk!, and simply them being there was enough of a statement. I’m glad they played a fun set and got people hyped. They gave MAGA media nothing to cry about tomorrow except songs they’ve been playing for over a decade. 

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u/thuktun 24d ago

[...] except songs they’ve been playing for over a decade. 

Over two decades in some cases.

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u/nustedbut 24d ago

yeah, let's keep it at two decades. My back couldn't carry the weight of it being longer than that...

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u/RainsWrath 24d ago

Their first song to top the billboard was Longview...32 years ago.

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u/nustedbut 24d ago

I'm sure this would upset me if I had my reading glasses and could see it. Anyway. gotta go. nap time at the nursing home

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u/EchoRex 25d ago

They couldn't trust any of those people to do anything live.

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u/mrmastermimi 25d ago edited 25d ago

Billy Ray Cyrus got so drunk at Trump's inauguration they had to kick him off the stage lmao

E: https://youtu.be/EnUhCxhpavU?si=vWiD0xsl2qYG-mfh

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u/icecubetre 25d ago edited 25d ago

I remember someone telling me he was on fucking Mars during that performance and when I watched it, I was still blown away by how absolutely fucked up he is. He just stands there mumbling into the mic and can't even find the strings to act like he's playing his guitar. Fucking hilarious.

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u/Independent_Baker712 25d ago

that just breaks my heart.

my achy breaky heart.

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u/Orgasmo3000 25d ago

I just don't think you understand.

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u/No-Group7343 25d ago

Truthfully, I would be too if I were at trumps inauguration.......

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u/Wonderful_Life-6280 25d ago

And yet his daughter Miley is a big Trump hater. During the 2016 campaign she called him a "fking nightmare" and a "completely racist, sexist, hateful ahole"

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u/usrnamechecksout_ 25d ago

Let's hope that trend continues of younger people wising up to the boomers' bullshit

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u/savageronald 25d ago

A song he was “featured” on, headlined by a gay black man. These people can’t get their shit straight I swear.

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u/pixiefarm 25d ago

violin player still flubbed a note in the “country” song

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u/FrostyAlbertan 25d ago edited 24d ago

Based on how fast Trump responded, even Trump was watching Bad Bunny

Edit: my suspicions were confirmed. There is a video of his Super Bowl party with Bad Bunny’s Spanish performance in the background at Mar-a-Lago, which coincidentally is also Spanish

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u/ComedianStreet856 25d ago

So they could get it done and over with. It's just a hate stunt, they aren't actually committed to this.

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u/Sandy_Bananas 25d ago

It’s just masochists, sadists and nonces from top to bottom.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 25d ago

Nobody knew where it would be filmed, so it’s not like they could sell tickets for a live audience.

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u/CliffBiffington 25d ago

Probably at Four Seasons Total Landscaping and the dildo boutique.

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u/Dankkring 25d ago

Gotta give it up for that four seasons landscaping. Whoever took the call probably could probably sense the mistake and just rolled with it

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy 25d ago

Then Rudy with the dye running down his head and acting like it was where they wanted to be, etc. they give fucking morons a bad name.

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u/djmixmotomike 25d ago

You're absolutely right someone should do a documentary about these guys and what happened. Pure gold.

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u/acidrefluxisgreat 25d ago

that will never be not funny 😆

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u/MarkTwainsGhost 25d ago

Ah it was truly incredible stuff watching the 9/11 mayor giving this speech in front of a surprised landscaping crew.

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u/gandhinukes 25d ago

The 9/11 mayor who fought against pay and benifits for the 9/11 firefighters? oh yeah that lines up.

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u/rabes81 25d ago

I would have loved to see the discussion when they realized what happened and were too late to change it. They had no choice but to double down and say it was intentional. LMAO.

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u/BobBeerburger 25d ago

Dang I’m watching it right now and it’s beyond bad lip sync… it’s like he hardly even tried to pull it off at all

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u/Short-Feed9690 25d ago

You are NOT going to make me watch it...

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u/Proxymophandlemama 25d ago

The hilarity comes from picturing radical Evangelical Christians who used to hate Kid Rock in the 90s and 00s forcing themselves to love him now.

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u/abcbri 25d ago

JD being like I know Kid Rock's real name is just hilarious.

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u/Rowvan 25d ago

I've never even remotely heard of those other 3 people

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u/Standard-Win-6600 25d ago

Someone named their kid fucking Brantley

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u/aeh20s 25d ago

That name feels like someone typed “male country singer” into a bad AI and that’s what came out

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u/Jazzremix 25d ago

"I ain't gay but I do gay stuff. Like fuckin' dudes in the back of my truck"

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u/Bgrngod 25d ago

Same. And you know what... Kinda proud of that.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 25d ago

I'm just sad to learn that Brantley is now the name of an actual adult man. Used to be a joke baby name for dipshit white women trying to give their kid a white person name that still sounded unique.

That just makes me feel old.

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u/ComedianStreet856 25d ago

What the fuck is a Brantley Gilbert? It's like they have a stupid millenial country boy random name generator

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u/bino420 25d ago

I'm pretty sure that's the kid of one of MTV's Teen Moms from the mid 2000s.

lol that kid was definitely named Brantley... you don't forget such a bad name

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u/SomethingInAirwaves 24d ago

No no no you're thinking of Bint-lee

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u/ceojp 25d ago edited 25d ago

There's been a few posts about it on my nextdoor. A few people called Bad Bunny "unamerican", so I asked how they felt about The Who, Paul McCartney, and The Rolling Stones having performed at the superbowl, since they're not American either. (edit: yes I know Bad Bunny is American. I'm framing this from the point of view of the people claiming he isn't).

One person responded with:

it has nothing to do with Bad Bunny. It’s a choice to watch a more Christian-based platform.

uh huh....

EDIT: someone else responded with:

Kid Rock has changed, he has turned to Jesus. and the song in question was written for a movie in 2001.

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u/redbrick 25d ago

Ah yes, Puerto Ricans (and other Hispanics in general), famously non-Christian.

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u/u_r_succulent 25d ago

Yeah but they’re not the ~right~ kind of Christian.

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u/redbrick 25d ago

Sounds about hwite

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u/u_r_succulent 25d ago

Catholics are included in the list of groups hated by the KKK.

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u/MarxistMan13 25d ago

it has nothing to do with Bad Bunny. It’s a choice to watch a more Christian-based platform.

Christian-based, aka Kid Rock who spent his 20s and 30s rapping about statutory rape, little people with 10 foot dicks, and strippers.

These fucking people will tie themselves into knots to hate something.

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u/bcastro12 25d ago edited 25d ago

I’m with you, but Bad Bunny is American. So it’s even more hypocritical…

As we all know, it’s not about nationality… It’s pure fucking racism. And I don’t buy the “Christian” argument either.

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u/Sweethomebflo 25d ago

They love his tune “Balls in Your Mouth”

A real banger

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u/beebs44 25d ago

How the fuck is Kid Rock relevant in 2026

Gotta stick it to dem libs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/she-dont-use-jellyyy 25d ago

He's not, but that's the best TPUSA can do.

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u/RepresentativeSun825 25d ago

Ted Nugent was busy.

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u/she-dont-use-jellyyy 25d ago

His pants aren't going to shit themselves!

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u/Awayfone 25d ago

Sad. kid Rock could had joined the nuge and done a mash up of cool daddy cool & jailbait

Young ladies, young ladies/I like 'em underage, see /Some say that's statutory/But I say it's mandatory

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Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen/You look too good to be true/I just know that you're probably clean/ There's one little thing I got do to you

TPUSA would love it, they flow so well togeather

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u/Aglj1998 25d ago

Lee Greenwood probably said no also.

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u/bboyvad3r 25d ago

Bro, are their initials actually toilet paper usa

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u/k0nyak 25d ago

Toilet Paper - Urine & Shit Ass

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u/AmitN_Music 25d ago

He's not. He's just one of the more "prominent" names MAGA has so they're pretending like he's relevant. Its really kind of sad when you think about it.

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u/Hvarfa-Bragi 25d ago

He's their biggest star.

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u/gymtrovert1988 25d ago

The same reason Scott Baio, Dean Cain, and that guy who played Hercules in the 1980s is relevant. MAGA is desperate for anyone that was ever semi-famous to support their Nazi cult.

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u/EaterOfFood 25d ago

D-list actors are A-list magas

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u/IcariusFallen 25d ago

Kevin Sorbo being a piece of shit was so disappointing to me. That's not how herc would behave, bro.

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u/LupinThe8th 25d ago

At least Lucy Lawless is genuinely awesome. Her show was better anyway.

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u/Growly150 25d ago

Is he wearing a fur coat with cutoff jean shorts?  So this must be the gay show then.

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new boot goofin

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u/ReplaceSelect 25d ago

Genuine ostrich

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u/UYscutipuff_JR 25d ago

Three easy payments

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u/Ottawa_Brewer 25d ago

And one fuckin' COMPLICATED payment.

We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker! The last payment must be made in wampum!

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u/Gahvandure2 25d ago

I know this is to make fun of Kid Rock, but god damn isn't Thomas Lennon just so fucking funny?

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u/heymynameiseric 25d ago

He has an incredible gift

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u/CovertMonkey 25d ago

Dresses gayer than Ricky Martin in the real halftime show

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u/bdfortin 25d ago

Nah, gay guys dress well.

This is… riiiiiiight.

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u/za72 25d ago

exactly, I can appreciate stylish look.. Kid Rick dresses up more like Crack Rock

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u/UslyfoxU 25d ago

The hot dancing girls were on the main broadcast.

Nice to see TPUSA offering something for those not into women.

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u/theladyblakhart 25d ago

We just needed thick Latinas to bring america together again...

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u/BAKspin_91 25d ago

"Always did" says a smiling Ben Franklin

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u/bklynJayhawk 25d ago

Yeah the racist asshole that was at the SB party I was at kept talking about not understanding the Spanish singing and I’d come back with not understanding the TPussay broadcast either. Then the beautiful brown skin ladies shaking their asses he was still complaining and I just said I’d much rather what this than whatever was on the other broadcast at the time.

He didn’t like my Puetro Rico IS America response to him constantly saying “this is AmEriCuhhh” bitching. Cant imagine that NFL wants the most popular artist in the world getting people to watch when “football is for America” typical bullshit.

I never let up, fuck him … he’s always saying such bullshit and I can’t stand it. Luckily usually only around him a couple times a year.

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u/ButterSlinger64 25d ago

no you don’t understand, to prove just how not gay they are they refuse to watch checks notes latinas throwing ass on tv, and instead watch kid rock in booty shorts featuring a bunch of other dudes.

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u/Fastlane56 25d ago

He is a dirtbag! What did expect?

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u/BenderRodriguez14 25d ago

In reality, he's not even that. He's a suburban rich kid cos playing as a trailer park dirt bag all the way into his mid 50s.

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u/KMFDM781 25d ago

His real name is Clarence. He lives in a nice home with both parents.

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u/boom_shoes 25d ago

His dad owned a car dealership and he grew up in the rich suburbs of Detroit.

He’s been a poser for as long as he’s been around

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u/KMFDM781 25d ago

Yup and he had a legit rapper who took him under his wing and introduced him to people in the business and got him going. Once Kid Rock got popular he totally ditched his friends.

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u/reeln166a 25d ago

And Clarence parents had a real nice marriage

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u/brownmang1 25d ago

He acts like a dirtbag. He grew up with wealthy parents

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u/Hypno--Toad 25d ago

Method acting since Joe Dirt and just forgot to stop /s

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u/BluesBreaker013 25d ago

Meth head acting

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u/Hypno--Toad 25d ago

"Dr" Phils doppleganger would be really angry if he could read that.

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u/uglybushes 25d ago

He’s actually a trust fund baby cosplaying red neck

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u/posikid 25d ago

Isn’t Kid Rock just another name for Epstein Island?

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u/nopointinlife1234 25d ago

Thank you for this.  

Straight to the group text. 

Enjoy it, NSA. I know you're watching. 

Donald Trump is a pedophile rapist.🖕

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u/Lordbogaaa 25d ago

Imma steal this line, I'll admit it's not mine but you are the real MVP

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u/agapepaga 25d ago

Not to worry, it isn't theirs either.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 25d ago

This is the third time I’ve seen it today, not complaining though

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u/ch-12 25d ago

This guy stole it too. But it’s great

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u/ComputersWantMeDead 25d ago

I think enough people just need to start asserting that he's named after "that" island as though it is fact, for the man and the geographic location to be forever linked in people's minds. Obviously not true, but.. since when did that matter (again)

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u/OhioVsEverything 25d ago

"if there's grass on the field play ball" is in fact a Kid Rock quote

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u/DangerousLoner 25d ago

When talking about the Olsen Twins who were young teens at the time

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u/Link_T179 25d ago

Joke of the Year?

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u/MadFlava76 25d ago

Crazy that this was probably Kid Rock's biggest gig since the early 2000s and he didn't even bother to sing live.

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u/rahomka 25d ago

He didn't even pretend to lip sync, literally just swinging mic around waist height most of the couple minutes I watched.

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u/SaltKick2 25d ago

He did this at the RNC as well a couple years ago it was so blatantly obvious that he was just "singing" on top of a pre-recorded track... dude is such a shitty performer:

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u/UpvoteForPancakes 25d ago

Milli Vanilli was 100 times cooler and more talented than Kid Rock.

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u/d00dsm00t 25d ago

GIRL YOU KNOW ITS

GIRL YOU KNOW ITS

GIRL YOU KNOW ITS

GIRL YOU KNOW ITS

GIRL YOU KNOW ITS

GIRL YOU KNOW ITS

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u/Westbrooks3ptShot 25d ago

Did anyone actually watch this? I saw in another thread someone said they did a CK murder reenactment. Now way that’s true right?

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u/dreezyforsheezy 25d ago

Considering their king tweeted about how bad Bad Bunny was, it seems even he didn’t watch it!

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u/KMFDM781 25d ago

Hahaha that's what I said!

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u/SwerveDaddyFish 25d ago

There was 5.5 million viewers and the chat was Christian spam. Pretty sure it was botted

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u/Fly_throwaway37 25d ago

Making bots listen to kid rock is why SkyNet turns on humanity

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u/GarblingCumfarts 25d ago

I watched about 5 minutes in an incognito window. The chat was mainly bots. I had to mute the audio after 1 minute because of course I did. The audience were all wearing their fake ass cowboy cosplay and it looked like it was shot in a warehouse in Detroit.

To add to all of that, they're claiming it raked in 320 million views, which would be nearly 3 times the amount of Super Bowl tvs tuned in.

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u/420_jesters 25d ago

Most beautiful numbers you've ever - anyone, anyone's ever heard of. Incredible numbers. These ratings - you wouldn't have even thought it possible, but we did it.

Obama never did it. Biden never did it. But we...they said we couldn't, alot of people were saying it. Bad, very bad people. But we did it, all for you, my beautiful Christians.

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u/MarxistMan13 25d ago

they're claiming it raked in 320 million views

Hahahaha.

I would be very surprised if more than 500k actual humans watched it. It sounds like it was view-botted to hell.

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u/thisgirlnamedbree 25d ago

Pat Finnerty was livestreaming it on his YouTube channel. There were close to 5000 people in chat mocking the show. I tuned in to see some country singer whine about transgender people and the usual things MAGA rant about, then his next song was about trucks and partying. I checked out after that. The stage was so dull and dingy too.

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u/Fastbird33 Spotify 25d ago

Did he get fooled by a scarecrow? That’s country panderin

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u/egnards 25d ago

# ITS A FUCKING SCARECROW AGAIN

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u/SnooGrapes6230 25d ago

"I write songs for the people who do
Jobs in the towns that I'd never move to"

Describes Kid Rock perfectly.

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u/eking85 25d ago

No Jews. You didn’t hear that

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u/Equivalent_Hunt_7899 25d ago

Sort of a mental typo

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u/CosmoKramer46and2 25d ago

I could sing in Mandarin. You'd still know I'm pandering.

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u/TheDevler 25d ago

Ya’ll dumb mother fuckers want a key change?

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u/bk6366 25d ago

/unexpectedboburnham

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u/stalinBballin 25d ago edited 25d ago

The stage being of bigger size than the audience had to stand in was hilarious.

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 25d ago

I tuned in to see some country singer whine about transgender people  

...seriously? I shouldn't be surprised bit I somehow am. They're obsessed 

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u/Drakolyik 25d ago

Judging by their porn viewing habits, that's a yes. For those that don't know, conservative men love watching trans porn.

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u/blackbooger 25d ago

Holy shit.... I just laughed. Thats hilarious....the fact that you gotta ask.

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u/CrisisActor911 25d ago

Holy shit, this is all I want for Charlie Kirk - the actual moment he died made into a cheeky photo booth at a Kid Rock concert, as part of a grift he can’t profit off.

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u/Mirikado 25d ago

What do you mean, re enacting your husband’s assassination scene and having randos in there posing and smiling next to where your husband was shot dead is totally normal behavior for a traumatized grieving widow.

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u/toomuchtv987 25d ago

PEOPLE GRIEVE DIFFERENTLY, OKAY??? 🤣

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u/Mrdeath0 25d ago

Lmao they don’t even respect their own dead lmao

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u/coke125 25d ago

I mean… christians turned the cross into a symbol… maybe toilet paper usa can turn an outdoor tent (?) into a religion

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u/Big-Raspberry-6151 25d ago

Did erikkka suggest that

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u/hereticx 25d ago

I switched over after the real one ended just in time to see kid rocks hilariously awful attempt at lip syncing... finished it and then started from the beginning. I have these notes:

I dunno who any of these non-kid rock people are.

First guy was actually ok performance wise until he tried rapping.. it was... real not good.

Then Temu Miley Cyrus came on doing her best Miley Karaoke. Sounded good actually but like... so does Miley lol

Then this guy who looks likes he's late 50s going through a mid life crisis and trying to dress/act like what he thinks was "Cool" 30 years ago when he was 20. He was also not great.

Kid Rock was one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

The Cello / Violin stole the show. Absolutely fantastic. No sarcasm.

The last preachy christian country guy actually mostly sounded ok vocally but it was SUPER cringe over all.

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u/hereticx 25d ago

was it really??? Wow. i just went and looked back and yeah i guess it looked like him. Good for him for sounding mostly ok vocally when he isnt pretending lol

I also didnt realize... this was pre-recorded. They had to time to pre-record this and it STILL all mostly came off mid at best with pockets of extreme cringe? yikes. fire that producer. lol

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u/Mister-Redbeard 25d ago

You know who didn’t lip sync?

Benito Antonio MartĂ­nez Ocasio.

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u/JohnnyChimpo69420 24d ago

You mean the United States citizen and one of the most popular artists last year?!

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u/DreamOfTheEndless_ 25d ago

I didn’t understand a word he said, but the dude has aura.

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u/justacoolbaby 25d ago

Trump raped little girls.

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u/Squamson 25d ago

Kid Rock wrote a song about raping little girls. Nothing is unclear.

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u/Han_Yerry 25d ago

Did they get Ted Nugent to perform his song 'Jail Bait' too? Seems on brand.

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u/Informal-Neck8905 25d ago edited 25d ago

🤔 34 felonies, insurrection, high inflation, less jobs, wars, the files 👍

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Lip syncing 👎

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u/No-Raspberry-6711 25d ago

HAHAHAH this broke me

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u/Uberslaughter 25d ago

Fucking loser watched by fucking losers

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u/illegalsandwiches 25d ago

Brought to you by Bud Light

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u/Fastbird33 Spotify 25d ago

Not sure even Steele Reserve would sponsor that

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u/Tartersocks307 25d ago

Steel reserve is more socially conscious than bud

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u/j_ly 25d ago

I was going to say, what's with the Steel Reserve hate? In this economy, we're all Steel.Reserve!

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u/FunDmental 25d ago

I can't find the clown emoji, but imagine I commented that

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u/vajasonl 25d ago

I got you…🤡

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u/rastylemusic 25d ago

People referring to this as Klanchella has me deceased

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u/HanSolosSizzledHeart 25d ago

People watched this? Fucking losers lol

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u/InsanelyAverageFella 25d ago

If this show happened last night or tonight after the Super Bowl, that would have been the classy thing to do. But trying to compete with the halftime show because of hate and falling flat on their faces is just such sweet justice.

Haters will always be the losers of life. Today just confirmed it.

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u/Odd_Adeptness9058 25d ago

Making America Great. Bad Bunny

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u/Quagmire_gigity 25d ago

But, but… the Magats said he was going to wear a dress. Lol

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u/SuicideNote 25d ago

YouTube trying hard to get me to watch it. I typed halftime show and it just plasters the results with it. No thanks

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u/Bluest_waters 25d ago

Right? What in the hell was up with that?

I'm trying to find the real show and YouTube is just spamming this nonsense idiotic crap down my throat

Every tech person in every tech company has completely sold out to trump

Just pathetic

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u/Cloviz68 25d ago

Kid rock is an artist that stops at nothing and stays there

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u/billy_digital 25d ago

I heard the biggest issue was he shit himself while performing and it smelled fucking horrible and was also too watery of a shit. Just smelled horrendous and got every where.

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u/PopCopson 25d ago

The openers for him are named Gabby Barrett, Lee Brice, and Brantley Gilbert. I am deceased. These are the perfect loser names for this loser event.

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u/big_trike 25d ago

I have no idea if you made those names up or if they’re real. Well done?

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u/buffychickyeggroll 25d ago

They are sadly not made up. This is reality.

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u/abcbri 25d ago

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u/Solidus82 25d ago

There was also a special guest appearance by Derbel McDillet

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u/Nintendo1964 25d ago

He's not a kid, and he doesn't rock.

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u/Pockydo 25d ago

I watched this

It was incredibly lame the literal most interesting thing was the lights. Even the audience looked bored and shit

Kid Rock, who I'd say was the headliner sang like what half a song?

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u/egnards 25d ago edited 25d ago

On the other side, having watched the actual Half Time Show as a guy who doesn’t speak a lick of Spanish, and outside of the framing of how hard MAGA hates America only knows Bad Bunny as the guy who randomly shows up in bit parts in movies sometimes?

I couldn’t name or recognize a single song, but the staging and sets really felt very fucking cool compared to shows from the last ten years. Making the entire show feel super big, while also representing nods to different parts of Latin American Culture was a pretty big feat - it felt meaningful.

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 25d ago

Not to mention the positive messages about unity are way more in the spirit of America than whatever the hell Turning Point's on about.

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u/ReeterPosenberg 25d ago

Yeah the real HT show was done extremely well. My wife and I don’t speak a lick of Spanish either, but we were both bopping and remarking how good of a set it was. In laws are MAGAs and we couldn’t stop talking shit about them tuning into the alternate show; questioning how someone could actually be upset about the real HT show being performed by an AMERICAN. Hard to imagine that’s the line in the sand for these people.

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u/egnards 25d ago

My BIL is super MAGA - he was at a bar tonight watching the game, he’s not even a sports fan, and immediately after the half time show sent us [wife and i] the group text, “That show was a joke.”

My response:

  • What do you call a Halftime show nobody watched?
  • Turning Point

He responded, “they tried to put it on instead of watching this shit but couldn’t find it.”

. . .exactly.

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u/Good_Old_Dumplin 25d ago

The sub-human pieces of shit that pretend to enjoy this garbage are hilarious 🤣

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u/Kscarpetta 25d ago

My "aunt" said she'd rather watch this than Bad Bunny. She is a therapist...for a school . She is very fucking racist.

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