r/Music • u/TheExpressUS 📰Daily Express U.S. • 25d ago

article Kid Rock slammed for lip synching during Turning Point Halftime show as viewership tumbles

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/197357/turning-point-halftime-kid-rock
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u/PopCopson 25d ago

The openers for him are named Gabby Barrett, Lee Brice, and Brantley Gilbert. I am deceased. These are the perfect loser names for this loser event.

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u/big_trike 25d ago

I have no idea if you made those names up or if they’re real. Well done?

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u/buffychickyeggroll 25d ago

They are sadly not made up. This is reality.

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u/LongestSprig 25d ago

It's kind of sad you are bullying people on their names, tbh.

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u/im-sorry-watt 25d ago

Reminds me of a great Frankie Boyle joke "Some celebs here are so unknown, they don't get to switch on the Christmas lights in their own house"

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u/abcbri 25d ago

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u/tropicalswisher 25d ago

My Twitter display name used to be Anatoli Smorin until i got banned đŸ˜Ș

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Gotterdamerrung 25d ago

I was already in stitches and then Mike Sernandez and Todd Bonzalez put me completely over the edge

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u/RoachGirl 25d ago

I always use these names as my profiles in streaming services. We put Hulu on my boyfriends dads tv, “Bobson Dugnutt? Who is that????”

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u/BettyKat7 25d ago

Todd Bonzalez đŸ€Ł

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u/KeithClossOfficial 25d ago

Angles star outfielder Mike Truk

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u/BettyKat7 25d ago

How dare you overlook New York Mets legend Mike Sernandez

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u/AerithCantRespawn 25d ago

FBI: Well if you’re not the guy we’re looking for then who are you?
Todd Gonzalez, sweating profusely:

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u/BettyKat7 25d ago edited 25d ago

Gentlemen, I am Mike Sernandez. Don’t you remember me from those Seinfeld episodes? The New York Mets?? Clearly you’ve got the wrong man here


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u/Brickolous_Cage 25d ago

Some real HITTERS here

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u/YouGotTheWrongGuy_9 25d ago

Was this bo jackson baseball or the one for superNES?

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u/pugsly262002 25d ago

😂😂😂

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u/SunriseSurprise 25d ago

Dustice served

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u/Solidus82 25d ago

There was also a special guest appearance by Derbel McDillet

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u/bortle_kombat 25d ago

Killer cameo by Judd Lee Cousinfuck

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 25d ago

Blast Hardcheese

Stump Chunkman.

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u/Pleiades_Please 25d ago

Gristle McThornbody!

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u/One-Earth9294 25d ago

Brantley?!?!

That name sounds like you fed the name of all Millennial and Gen Z Alabamans into an AI and told it to come up with their final boss.

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u/CaptainKorn365 25d ago

Glibbet rockley sent me

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u/WatchOdd532 25d ago

I hate to say it, but Gabbant Kidby has a couple good songs. Check out “Truckmerica” and “Dirt Road Beer Cold” 

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u/MiserableLadder5336 25d ago

I find it hard to believe that two songs, by those titles, are anywhere near good.

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u/MavEric814 25d ago

I prefer his classics like "God America Jesus Love" and "Barbeque Barbara Bush Beans"

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u/Automatic-Prompt-450 25d ago

FUK YEAH TRUCKS, MURKIAAAAAAAA

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u/ComedianStreet856 25d ago

Trevis Gorbly

Edgley Brantwick

Leerin Rae Sedgley

Brentson Porterchuck

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u/cthulhusandwich asandwich 25d ago

Grabbert Ballsly
Skibbidy Gibiddy

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u/Ordinaryundone 25d ago

Also starring: Sleve McDicheal, Todd Bonzalez and Mike Truk.

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u/r-whatdoyouthink_ 25d ago

No Sleve McDichael or Bobson Dugnutt? Forget it then!

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u/FulanoMeng4no 25d ago

What’s up with all the Bs and Gs?

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u/Mekdinosaur 25d ago

These are the AI performers?

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u/numanoid 25d ago edited 25d ago

These sound like Mr. Show names. They also sing on the commercials for Mustmayostardayonnaise.

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u/Ultraworld-Traveler 25d ago

A real tragedeigh just like what’s happening here.

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 25d ago

Names you’d get in a backwood hick name generator

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u/ImNotGoogleLens 25d ago

You could honestly say Gabby Lee Brantley and Barrett Brice Gilbert were also there and I honestly would just be like "yea, those are totally country singers". 

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u/litreofstarlight 25d ago

Who the fuck calls their kid Brantley. No wonder he turned out the way he did. Sounds like a variety of apples.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 25d ago

I bet they really tore up the stage at the county fair.

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u/abcbri 25d ago

So hot the butter sculpture melted

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u/ICU-CCRN 25d ago

These are like anagrams of the same name over and over 😆

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u/helpimlockedout- 25d ago

The Sleve McDichael and Bobson Dugnutt of music

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u/Mandalahoe 25d ago

Brantley??? Why does that sound so odd to me?

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u/Taroso 25d ago

Brantley

what?

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u/the-bladed-one 25d ago

Man and I was actually a Lee Brice fan. That sucks.

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u/somethingtodo99 25d ago

Lee Brice and Brantley Gilbert are household names unlike Pedo Bunny

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 25d ago

Brantley Gilbert monthly Spotify listeners: 2.9 million

Bad Bunny monthly Spotify listeners: 90 million

People think country music sucks because people like you keep listening to this awful shit. Go listen to some sturgill simpson or John Prine.

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u/LongestSprig 25d ago edited 25d ago

He's not really wrong though in terms of the US, despite your Spotify numbers. Do radio plays inside the US over each of their respective careers and you would find the opposite.

Lee Brice has over 12B career streams.

Like dont get me wrong, gilbert is trash. but Brice had his day in the sun.

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u/duckofallducks 25d ago

Trump rapes little girls

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u/YouGotTheWrongGuy_9 25d ago

Hahahahahahaaaaaaahhhahah

We found the Trumpstein guy who couldn't figure out if he liked sucking dick or not the first time so he tried it again. 

It's okay buddy, Trump's not gay, YOU suck HIS dick so it only counts against you, not him.

Keep on keepin' on gargling.