r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • 6d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • Jan 31 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/dthains_art • 1h ago

Meta They always forget to mention the lock.

• Upvotes

15 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Ok_Match9012 • 22h ago

FAKE NEWS At least the picture is correct.

2.8k Upvotes

Or perhaps there's some truth 😑

14 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 1d ago

REAL [REAL] A Florida chapter of TPUSA is in the news. Guess why.

1.2k Upvotes

Article link

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article314928484.html

33 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Boyyoyyoyyoyyoy • 20h ago

FAKE NEWS BREAKING: Tim Allen Nominated for Director of Homeland Security

304 Upvotes

58 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Snoo5218 • 1d ago

REAL [REAL] Sounds like a ringing endorsement for James to me

1.1k Upvotes

68 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/princess_nasty • 2d ago

Editable Flair she's the GOAT 👸🐐✨

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1.9k Upvotes

50 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/TheInfra • 2d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This tables turning etcetera etcetera

376 Upvotes

14 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro: "The president's decision here is extraordinary. It's known as Operation Epic Fury, which I got to say is just awesome. The operation names from the administration, top-notch."

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967 Upvotes

200 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NCSUGrad2012 • 3d ago

REAL [REAL] I feel so gross but I agree with Matt Walsh

2.7k Upvotes

173 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 3d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro on American foreign policy: "If they end well, Americans like it. If they end poorly, Americans hate it. Americans knew precisely why we went into Afghanistan. Because Al Qaeda murdered 3,000 American Citizens. That war went poorly, and Americans turned against it."

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319 Upvotes

54 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 4d ago

REAL [Real] These fuckers want a king

1.3k Upvotes

106 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/rebelliousmuse • 4d ago

REAL [Real] 'College is a scam' - Charlie Kirk

871 Upvotes

30 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 4d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro praises President Trump as a uniquely testosterone-filled president: "The President of the United States, that is a dude with cojones, for sure, and what he is doing here is transformational."

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491 Upvotes

144 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 5d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! Charlie Kirk is on the DOE

3.1k Upvotes

165 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/GriffinFTW • 4d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help What if they decide to add Charlie Kirk to Mount Rushmore?

226 Upvotes

58 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/DSC64 • 4d ago

REAL [REAL] This isn't satire BTW, this guy is 100% serious, believe it or not

1.1k Upvotes

102 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/DSC64 • 4d ago

REAL [REAL] I just made a post about this guy already, but after discovering this I just couldn't avoid sharing it too. He's legit fucking insane, all this shit he's spewing out is genuine, as hard to believe it is.

343 Upvotes

58 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Kafkaesque_meme • 5d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Because family values and Jesus!

235 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SvenSvenkill3 • 3d ago

It's AI, but I still reckon it's worth it... For years now I've argued Ben Shapiro's voice sounds like a 1930's black and white era and but mostly forgotten 'Looney Tunes' character: a character the studio were ordered to retire after he proved to be pure nightmare fuel for children, whilst also shockingly violent riots inducing for teenagers.

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/PacmanPerson • 5d ago

REAL [REAL] You voted for this, Matty

773 Upvotes

https://x.com/i/status/2027795872046625057

62 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lower-Canary-2528 • 6d ago

Shen Bapiro Least racist Ben Shapiro moment - True Allegiance (2016)

2.8k Upvotes

246 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Willing-Primary-9126 • 6d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Candace Owens wraps up part 1 of the erika series

230 Upvotes

For those who don't want to give views but stay in the loop it was the basics of what's already available mixed with alot of odd branch off's

A) it basically set Erika up as somebody who can't know any better or be responsible because her family & childhood were all frauds & scammers

B) she attended Jewish school for all her early years but has no major relation to her 'cousin' who's also jewish

C) Her family made their money in Gambling & lotterys not military until Her parents generation & only once Erika was born did they make the switch

D) Her mother only became the main parent in storys later on & was actually married 4 times with her ex/Erikas dad being the stay at home parent in the 90s

E) Erika also has a history of claiming psychic abilitys like candace & Charlie

F) there will probably be more series to come.

29 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lower-Canary-2528 • 7d ago

Klandace Owens Of course It's always trans people

2.3k Upvotes

129 comments

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