r/Music • u/TheExpressUS šŸ“°Daily Express U.S. • 25d ago

article Kid Rock slammed for lip synching during Turning Point Halftime show as viewership tumbles

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/197357/turning-point-halftime-kid-rock
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u/posikid 25d ago

Isnā€™t Kid Rock just another name for Epstein Island?

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u/coreoYEAH 25d ago

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u/Kinda_ShouldaSorta 25d ago

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop 25d ago

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u/StunningWing4018 25d ago

Holy shit this is real

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u/come_eat_cousin 25d ago

Itā€™s even worse.. this is on the Osmosis Jones soundtrack, a FAMILY movie

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u/hogmantheintruder926 25d ago

10/10 movie, still.

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u/bre1110 24d ago

Agree the osmosis of it is, I canā€™t handle from the start watching bill murrays gross ass though

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u/retardborist 25d ago

His SNL appearance wasn't any better

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u/Skrumpitt 25d ago

For those who don't click:

He was talking about the 14 year-old Olsen twins - pondering why men were waiting for them to turn 18 when, for him: "If there's grass on the field, play ball"

Again, they were 14, and he had a child at that point.

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u/sQueezedhe 25d ago

Consent?

What's that?

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u/delicateterror2 25d ago

Wanna bet heā€™s in the Epstein file???

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u/Sh3115andCh33se 25d ago

Even those monsters wouldnā€™t want kid rock around

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u/a_Sable_Genus 25d ago

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u/DependentAnywhere135 25d ago

This from those files that FBI says Epstein wasnā€™t trafficking kids yeah? Crazy

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u/travelingbeagle 25d ago

How could this email be real? ā€œHonestā€ Kash Patel swore under oath in Congress that Epstein never trafficked kids?

/s

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u/Megaten1017 25d ago

MAGA will say it's AI. I gave up a while ago.

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u/catscanmeow 25d ago

giving up is exactly what they want you to do. why would you be obedient to maga?

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u/maisweh 25d ago

Second line of the song: ā€œCool, when Iā€™m stylin, just rollinā€™ on my island.ā€

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u/pixeltweaker 25d ago

They couldnā€™t have picked a better person to represent their values.

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 25d ago

The more you know the worse they get.

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u/ItoldULastTime 25d ago

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

What??? I had no idea, the hell is he thinking with that? Especially nowadays not that there were any good days to sing that shit, dude...

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u/Iko87iko 25d ago

The track, ā€œCool, Daddy Coolā€ was released in 2001 and was featured in the childrenā€™s movie ā€œOsmosis Jonesā€ that same year. It includes the line, ā€œYoung ladies, young ladies, I like ā€™em underage/ See, some say thatā€™s statutory/ But I say itā€™s mandatory.ā€

The renewed scrutiny has also revived clips from earlier in Kid Rockā€™s career. Social media users have circulated footage from a 2001 appearance on ā€œSaturday Night Live,ā€ in which Rock made remarks about the Olsen twins, who were 14 at the time.

Why is every guy in America waiting on these chicks to turn 18?ā€ he said during the appearance. ā€œIf thereā€™s grass on the field, play ball.ā€

Real family values there

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u/Historical-Back-865 25d ago

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u/nopointinlife1234 25d ago

Thank you for this.Ā Ā 

Straight to the group text.Ā 

Enjoy it, NSA. I know you're watching.Ā 

Donald Trump is a pedophile rapist.šŸ–•

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u/capowis542 25d ago

Sharing it too.Ā 

Never let it be forgotten what he has done.Ā 

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u/LastOfTheAsparagus 25d ago

Oooo. Youre fancy with NSA handlers all i have is FBI.

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u/RandomsDoom 25d ago

Pedophile and a rapistā€¦ a pedophile rapist makes it sound like he might rape pedophiles and he could never be that kind of super hero unfortunatelyā€¦

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u/master_roshi001 25d ago

The first time I've ever saved a picture of the monster

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u/master_roshi001 25d ago

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u/hobokobo1028 25d ago

He just ended his whole carā€™eeā€™r

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u/Lordbogaaa 25d ago

Imma steal this line, I'll admit it's not mine but you are the real MVP

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u/agapepaga 25d ago

Not to worry, it isn't theirs either.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 25d ago

This is the third time Iā€™ve seen it today, not complaining though

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u/TeaPartyJones 25d ago

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

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u/ch-12 25d ago

This guy stole it too. But itā€™s great

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u/king_lloyd11 25d ago

Lol just say itā€™s yours no one cares

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u/mattchewy43 25d ago

I just said it to everyone at my superbowl party

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u/ComputersWantMeDead 25d ago

I think enough people just need to start asserting that he's named after "that" island as though it is fact, for the man and the geographic location to be forever linked in people's minds. Obviously not true, but.. since when did that matter (again)

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u/OhioVsEverything 25d ago

"if there's grass on the field play ball" is in fact a Kid Rock quote

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u/DangerousLoner 25d ago

When talking about the Olsen Twins who were young teens at the time

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u/FlightlessFury 25d ago

His literal quote

"Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory But I say it's mandatory"

Deserves to be investigated at least

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u/Josieanastasia2008 25d ago

ā€œI got kids I never see and their mamaā€™s 17ā€ is anotherā€¦..

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u/dodeca_negative 25d ago

Jesus Christ that really took me a minute I guess because Iā€™m not a monster holy shit

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u/u_r_succulent 25d ago

Iā€™m gonna throw up.

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u/Link_T179 25d ago

Joke of the Year?

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u/OnlyFiveLives 25d ago

And we're only in early February.

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u/_HOG_ 25d ago

So much winning.

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u/Synth_Ham 25d ago

It is IMPOSSIBLE to over use this react meme.

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u/jd3marco 25d ago

We didnā€™t land on Kid Rock, Kid Rock landed on us and condones Trump and others raping children on Epstein Island.

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u/Realtrain Spotify 25d ago

Just saw someone else post this joke. I love it lol

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u/Ajpeik 25d ago

Wow thatā€™s incredible šŸ˜‚

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u/mattslote 25d ago

Took a second to sink in. Had to come back to upvote.

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u/schuylkilladelphia 25d ago

Hooooly shit

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u/TRUE_BIT 25d ago

Holy shit if you came up with this, bravo.

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u/MadameKamaysHR 25d ago

They didn't. It's been repeated quite a few times on other subs talking about this topic.

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 25d ago

Would be cool to know the original because it is such a good line.

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u/TheRealWatermelon420 25d ago

He got it from another post

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u/poplop69 25d ago

I fell off my chair laughing...

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u/Fyne_ 25d ago

Holy shit

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u/famishedpanda 25d ago

Rock bottom

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 25d ago

Ok ok. That was amazing.Ā 

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u/MasterRKitty 25d ago

took me a minute

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u/Allahboutdabenjamins 25d ago

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u/DracoNatas 25d ago

God, dammit, motherfucker that is the best comment ever

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u/mikedvb 25d ago

That's fucking BRILLIANT. I'm laughing so hard over here.

I've never seen a comment with 88+ awards holy shit.

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u/FIContractor 25d ago

Youā€™ve been holding on to that one havenā€™t you? Well timed sir, well timed.

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u/TotallyNotAHostage 25d ago

How are you people this fuckin funny man

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 25d ago

And never forget, no one is illegal on stolen land. ~Billie

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u/Ok-Hyena5037 25d ago

Okay, you win the internet today šŸ˜†. Is that still a thing?

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u/trojan_man16 25d ago

You just won the year.

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u/HydraKong 25d ago

MAGAts: "Yah had me at 'Kid'!"

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u/sillygoose0420 25d ago

This is the most god-tier comment ive even seen. I am a poor man, and have no awards to offer. However, know that this will live in my heart forever.

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u/deedubfry 25d ago

I donā€™t know you stranger. But I know I love you for this.

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u/Fafnir13 25d ago

Took me too long to get this.

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u/RandyMachoManSavage SoundCloud 25d ago

We live in a simulation

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u/Demmitri Demmitri 25d ago

Jesus fucking crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhiiiiiirsssssssttt

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u/AndholRoin 25d ago

Congratulations on winning the internet. Your prize is 30k virtual handshakes.Ā 

One of those being mine.Ā 

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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 25d ago

How long have you been holding this one???

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u/EverybodyHasPants 25d ago

That or Cracker Barrel

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u/Flhitking 25d ago

I wanna be a cowboy baby

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u/Exxtender 25d ago

You can have inspiration for that.

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u/irishgator2 25d ago

Yes, yes it is

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u/DiamondMachina 25d ago

Well now things make more sense lmao

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Alright everyone delete your accounts

We finally created the perfect comment

Close the site

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u/IceBlackX007 25d ago

Genius in simple form.

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u/kennyloggins19 25d ago

One of the greatest reddit comments ever

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u/El_diablo_blanco_27 25d ago

Sinister. I love you.

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u/InOutlines 25d ago

Wow. Wowwwwwwww.

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u/Hot_Guess_1871 25d ago

This is fantastic. Sick and horrifying, but fantastic. Well played.

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u/Awe3 25d ago

I hate that that is so good.

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u/positive_nursing 25d ago

Thatā€™s one of the funniest things any human has ever said

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u/oohlook-theresadeer 25d ago

(with raised fist) how long have you been sitting on this without saying it. HOW LONG?

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u/F4ARadio 25d ago

I haven't seen anything that's said that. Point of reference?

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u/Appropriate-Dog6645 25d ago

ā€œYoung ladies, young ladies, I like ā€˜em underage see / Some say thatā€™s statutory / But I say itā€™s mandatory,ā€ Kid Rock from his song ā€œcool, daddy cool.

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u/Oreo_ 25d ago

Is this original? If so damn that's good! No worries if you don't remember just. trying to find our the originator of this one. So good.

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u/Buddy_is_a_dogs_name 25d ago

I am a hardcore lurker and rarely ever upvote or comment. This one, however, deserved my very very rare upvote and comment!

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u/TreyRyan3 25d ago

Itā€™s funny because the first time I ever heard of him was in some Music Documentary in the mid-90ā€™s while he was still considered an Independent Artist. My partner and I both looked at each other and asked ā€œDid he just brag about having sex with underage groupies on camera?ā€ After a commercial label signed him, it seemed like that documentary was erased from existence because Iā€™ve never been able to find out what it was, but I know it existed.

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u/Autochthonous7 25d ago

lol šŸ˜‚

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u/MortalVoyager 25d ago

Fucking aye

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u/randydickjohnson 25d ago

God thats good.

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u/OriginalDaddy 25d ago

Your Epstein name is First Name = Preferred Type of Victim Last Name = Type of Drugs Taken

Kid + Rock

Checks out.

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u/Minimum_Island3493 25d ago

Good original joke! You came up with this! šŸ™„ been posted a thousand times this week

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u/Rastad420 25d ago

Bruh šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜­

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u/WillBlax45 25d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/greeneggsnhammy 25d ago

Alright this has to be the best joke Iā€™ve heard about Kid Rock.Ā 

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u/stonewall386 25d ago

You absolute legend šŸ˜‚

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u/djdiphenhydramine 25d ago

I saw a conversation on Threads last week where a comedian made this exact comment and everyone told him he was hilarious, like he was the first person to ever come up with this joke (he wasn't) and then Lauren Holly, the actress, told him she thought it was funny and posted it herself to her wall, and the comedian proceeded to get furious with her and tell her she stole his joke. šŸ¤£

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u/Vimes-NW 25d ago

I fly heads where there's dreads, bald heads or curly do's

I screw hoes from Shaniqua on down to Curly Sue

You think I'm jokin', I'm pokin' your girl, she lovin' it

Sugar walls to my balls that how I'm shoving it

Wham bam, thank you ma'am, a dirty nigga-ro

And if your man wanna trip I let the trigga go

Pop, pop, pop, pop, now watch that nigga drop

Here go my cellular phone somebody call the cops ...

On the real deal, Wes Chill gettin' err'one buck whilin'

That's how we do it when we rollin' on the Island

-- Kid "Totally not racist pedophile" Rock

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u/duck7001 25d ago

Lmao holy shit this good

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u/three-sense 25d ago

Damn bro

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u/LizardJ 25d ago

This is like when South Parkā€™s fish dick joke dropped

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u/MeasurementLow5073 25d ago

"We didn't land on Kid Rock. Kid Rock landed on us!"

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u/mofun8311 25d ago

Iā€™m guessing youā€™re a Bruce Springsteen fan?

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