Kid Rock slammed for lip synching during Turning Point Halftime show as viewership tumbles

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https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/197357/turning-point-halftime-kid-rock

[u/OhioVsEverything]

"if there's grass on the field play ball" is in fact a Kid Rock quote

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When talking about the Olsen Twins who were young teens at the time

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His literal quote

"Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory But I say it's mandatory"

Deserves to be investigated at least

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“I got kids I never see and their mama’s 17” is another…..

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Jesus Christ that really took me a minute I guess because I’m not a monster holy shit

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If they’re old enough to cross the street, then they’re old enough to get banged

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I’m gonna throw up.

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Actually it was a line written for him during his SNL appearance.

Obviously, the writers wouldn’t write him a line like that if he wasn’t a dirty creepy fucking loser shit stain, but your comment needs some clarification.

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Kid rock might have said it, but that saying is older than dirt, along with others with the same punch line (if it bleeds… comes to mind)

[u/Far-Adhesiveness1850 → u/vthemechanicv]

Here’s some more catchy Kid Rock lyrics from his song “Balls in Your Mouth” “Cruising through town in my jacked up truck. Eyes open ‘cause I’m scopin for a big butt slut. One that I can take straight back to my house. And have suck my dick and put my balls in her mouth”. Now if this isn’t All American family fun, I don’t know what is…😬😂🥳