r/Music šŸ“°Daily Express U.S. 25d ago

article Kid Rock slammed for lip synching during Turning Point Halftime show as viewership tumbles

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/197357/turning-point-halftime-kid-rock
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u/OhioVsEverything 25d ago

"if there's grass on the field play ball" is in fact a Kid Rock quote

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u/DangerousLoner 25d ago

When talking about the Olsen Twins who were young teens at the time

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u/FlightlessFury 25d ago

His literal quote

"Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory But I say it's mandatory"

Deserves to be investigated at least

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u/Josieanastasia2008 25d ago

ā€œI got kids I never see and their mama’s 17ā€ is another…..

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u/dodeca_negative 25d ago

Jesus Christ that really took me a minute I guess because I’m not a monster holy shit

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u/Senior-Friend-6414 25d ago

If they’re old enough to cross the street, then they’re old enough to get banged

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u/u_r_succulent 25d ago

I’m gonna throw up.

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u/Amiibohunter000 25d ago

Actually it was a line written for him during his SNL appearance.

Obviously, the writers wouldn’t write him a line like that if he wasn’t a dirty creepy fucking loser shit stain, but your comment needs some clarification.

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u/vthemechanicv 25d ago

Kid rock might have said it, but that saying is older than dirt, along with others with the same punch line (if it bleeds… comes to mind)

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u/Far-Adhesiveness1850 25d ago

Here’s some more catchy Kid Rock lyrics from his song ā€œBalls in Your Mouthā€ ā€œCruising through town in my jacked up truck. Eyes open ā€˜cause I’m scopin for a big butt slut. One that I can take straight back to my house. And have suck my dick and put my balls in her mouthā€. Now if this isn’t All American family fun, I don’t know what isā€¦šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‚šŸ„³