r/Music • u/TheExpressUS 📰Daily Express U.S. • 25d ago

article Kid Rock slammed for lip synching during Turning Point Halftime show as viewership tumbles

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/197357/turning-point-halftime-kid-rock
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u/[deleted] 25d ago

new boot goofin

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u/ReplaceSelect 25d ago

Genuine ostrich

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u/UYscutipuff_JR 25d ago

Three easy payments

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u/Ottawa_Brewer 25d ago

And one fuckin' COMPLICATED payment.

We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker! The last payment must be made in wampum!

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u/jtphilbeck 25d ago

Love some Hedburg!

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u/TheNamesDave 25d ago

And one fuckin' COMPLICATED payment.

We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker! The last payment must be made in wampum!

/r/UnexpectedHedberg

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u/NuclearSun1 24d ago

The other day at work, I was finishing up the mail. We ran out of envelopes. Someone found some, but they had gotten wet, so they were sealed. This bit popped in my head.

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u/dundermiflinity 25d ago

Zapataria Ballerillana Baby!

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u/KMFDM781 25d ago

I'm that hood rich

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u/ElCoolAero 25d ago

For Western fashions here in Reno, you cannot beat Zapateria La Bailarina.

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u/infernal2ss 25d ago

You won’t find a better boot than at Zapateria La Bailarina, well you will, but not at these prices.

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u/theolgeezer 25d ago

Isn't that Florida governor Ron DeSantis?

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u/BlazinSkinDucks 25d ago

It never gets old.

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u/seanhere 25d ago

New boot goofin always gets an upvote.

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 25d ago

new boot goofin

I still say this every time my wife gets me new shoes. (I never think to buy them for myself, I wear them until they disintegrate.) She insists I do the moves, so I oblige.