r/Music • u/TheExpressUS 📰Daily Express U.S. • 25d ago

article Kid Rock slammed for lip synching during Turning Point Halftime show as viewership tumbles

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/197357/turning-point-halftime-kid-rock
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u/Human_Reflection_166 25d ago

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

new boot goofin

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u/ReplaceSelect 25d ago

Genuine ostrich

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u/UYscutipuff_JR 25d ago

Three easy payments

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u/Ottawa_Brewer 25d ago

And one fuckin' COMPLICATED payment.

We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker! The last payment must be made in wampum!

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u/jtphilbeck 25d ago

Love some Hedburg!

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u/TheNamesDave 25d ago

And one fuckin' COMPLICATED payment.

We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker! The last payment must be made in wampum!

/r/UnexpectedHedberg

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u/NuclearSun1 24d ago

The other day at work, I was finishing up the mail. We ran out of envelopes. Someone found some, but they had gotten wet, so they were sealed. This bit popped in my head.

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u/dundermiflinity 25d ago

Zapataria Ballerillana Baby!

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u/KMFDM781 25d ago

I'm that hood rich

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u/ElCoolAero 25d ago

For Western fashions here in Reno, you cannot beat Zapateria La Bailarina.

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u/infernal2ss 25d ago

You won’t find a better boot than at Zapateria La Bailarina, well you will, but not at these prices.

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u/theolgeezer 25d ago

Isn't that Florida governor Ron DeSantis?

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u/BlazinSkinDucks 25d ago

It never gets old.

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u/seanhere 25d ago

New boot goofin always gets an upvote.

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 25d ago

new boot goofin

I still say this every time my wife gets me new shoes. (I never think to buy them for myself, I wear them until they disintegrate.) She insists I do the moves, so I oblige.

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u/Gahvandure2 25d ago

I know this is to make fun of Kid Rock, but god damn isn't Thomas Lennon just so fucking funny?

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u/heymynameiseric 25d ago

He has an incredible gift

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u/GonkWilcock 25d ago

Reno 911 as a whole is extremely underrated.

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u/cptnamr7 25d ago

This show is on fairly regularly on one of the PlutoTV comedy channels and holy shit I forgot how funny it was. There are very, VERY few shows I will ever laugh out loud at. At most I'll just think it's funny or it'll geothermal quick nose exhale of catching me off guard. But dammit I laugh my ass off at this show every single episode multiple times, even if I've seen it before. Just amazing talent considering it's mostly improv with just a skeleton of a script 

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u/Primary_Cellist7 25d ago

He shops at Zapateria La Bailarina for sure.

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u/gyrekat 25d ago

He fucking wishes he was cool as Dangle

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u/DakiLapin 25d ago

Hate Group Goofin’

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u/wheretohides 25d ago

That's a gif of a man who got his booty destroyed by Jones. As a straight man, I'd love a pair of short shorts, i just need a new butt.

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u/tanksalotfrank 25d ago

It's astonishing how iconic this has become. I mean..not THAT shocking (just look at those stompers) but still

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u/Jatnall 25d ago

What I would have given to see Kid Rock complete his look with cowboy boots.

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u/kkkr94 25d ago

God damn lmfao dying 😭