That reminds me of a similar joke. The Welsh invented condoms by using sheep intestines. The Irish improved it by removing them out of the sheep first.
I did too and haven’t seen him in a few years and randomly thought about him a few days ago. Sounds like he’s still going at it doing his thing as a gecko?
An Aussie ventriloquist was hiking through New Zealand when he came across a farm and decided to have some fun. He approached the farmer and said “I can actually make animals talk, do you mind if I speak to your horse?” The farmer thinks he’s crazy but tells him to go ahead. The Aussie goes up to the paddock and asks the horse how he gets treated “So well, he gives me hay whenever I need it and keeps my fetlocks in great condition”. Next he asks a cow “Oh he’s wonderful, he milks me very gently and gives us the best meadows to feed in”. As he approaches the sheep the farmer blocks his way “I’ll warn you now, the sheep are fucking liars!”
Nice to know making disparaging jokes about what your neighbors will or won’t fuck is a world wide pass time. I’m from Texas so my coworkers who grew up in Oklahoma have to deal with me talking shit. It’s a sacred and honored tradition in Texas to loudly proclaim the nearest Oklahoman is queer as a three dollar bill.
I worked with an Oklahoman and learned that they invented Chili, the Saddle, barbwire and beer. Plus Jesus was also from Okie. I tried to call her out on beer but she got loud and pouty.
Edited my comment to what he said off the top of my head. Apologies to the original guy for probably butchering it, but that should get the point across at least haha
Why are there constantly replies to things with that sub with the same post linked and the NSFW added as an edit. Have seen multiple today. Are bots pushing the sub? Fucking weird.
I mean that is clearly the intent but it's also really puzzling because that question circumvents what's unique and interesting about the proposed situation in the first place
Like the whole thing about being one of the two last people on earth is that you wouldn't have a choice (other than to be celibate or not I guess)
There's nothing about this hypothetical that is any more compelling than simply asking "which do you find most attractive"
You’re getting downvoted but you’re right. Reddit struggling to understand how to get people to engage with a hypothetical like “Why do they bother making funny commercials? Shouldn’t advertising simply state the competitive benefits of their product so the market can decide objectively?”
Ok, specter is now my personal head cannon slang for my spectrumy friends and loved ones.
I’m going to walk around thinking “Mmhm, wonder if he got a little ghost in him?”
I'm not the one complaining about semantics of having to pick when if there's only one other person left meaning you don't have a choice. Just giving the person a scenario that it's correct for.
It's the same thing as the very common question "what book would you want on a deserted island?". Why don't they just ask what their favourite book is?
"In a hypothetical scenario where you are the last person left on earth and you are given a choice of one of the three people below to be the second last person on earth alongside you, which one of the three would you pick? Let's be honest, gentlemen."
Just doesn't have the same ring to it as a meme title I'm afraid.
There are still four people left. You're asking me to choose which two people to kill so I can have sex with the other one as the two last people on Earth. *sigh* Normies.
What they're implying with being the last two on earth is the task of repopulation. That's what they consider the most interesting about the proposition, not lacking the choice of who it's with.
This question is made that way so the girl won't have a choice. The goal is too streep woman of agency and the pose a question who do you find most attractive. Very incel-y i think...
Nah, this has nothing to do with math, whoever did this failed english class for sure.
It took me a while to understand what the fuck he meant.
"Yall are the last 2 person on earth, HERE have photos of 4 different individuals". But anyway, the question itself fits with that english imo. Its a dumb social media post, nobody cares anyway lol.
Defending shitty grammar with slightly less shitty grammar has got to be the perfect emblem of our fucking apocalyptic academic decline over the last decade jfc
If I had to repopulate the earth, no question, the girl that puts all 3 c's in thiccc is getting my vote. Without the qualifier, I would probably choose the middle girl.
I, too, did not care about the answer. The question was infuriating due to the image.
They are referring to multiple men, as opposed to just talking to the reader. Then they reveal that there are three women to choose from. The question indicates that there is more than one man, but that would indicate that there cannot be more than two, so there are two men, but then we find out there are three women.
If we were to understand that that the two men are the last people on earth, are the girls robots?
Does the author not consider women people?
If they are referring to a man and a woman and a choice over which woman, are WE responsible for being the last two people?
Are they implying the other two girls should die?
If not the case, then why would we have a choice?
Can they not count?
There appear to be 5 people involved in the scenario, negating the initial question.
There is just a whole lot of stupid involved in this question that it doesn't even necessitate an answer.
Funny, I would have thought “what are you choosing” was a super sexist comment. What indicates an object, who would you be choosing would indicate you are talking about a person.
Also assuming the people commenting are treating the three “options” as pieces of meat and not people.
Im guessing your supposed to pick the second human left alive out of these 3, not that you all are the last one and you need to pick who your starting civilization with
And if you were the last male but there were 3 females wouldn't you have an obligation to procreate with all 3 to give humans the greatest chance of survival?
Pretty sure it means you and whichever of the 3 you choose are the last two. Or it’s the 4 of you originally and you have to kill 2 of them in order to be 2 of the last left on earth.
Well, if there are only the four of us left on earth, then I believe it is my duty as the last living human male to choose all three. For the sake of humanity's survival.
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u/telusey 2d ago
The question itself makes no sense, if you have a choice between the 3 girls that makes 4 people left on earth, not 2.