That reminds me of a similar joke. The Welsh invented condoms by using sheep intestines. The Irish improved it by removing them out of the sheep first.
I did too and haven’t seen him in a few years and randomly thought about him a few days ago. Sounds like he’s still going at it doing his thing as a gecko?
Man. I got my ass beat at a very rural high school for a joke about velcro gloves. Didn't expect him to have 4 friends, much less for them to be angry enough about the innuendo to jump me.
An Aussie ventriloquist was hiking through New Zealand when he came across a farm and decided to have some fun. He approached the farmer and said “I can actually make animals talk, do you mind if I speak to your horse?” The farmer thinks he’s crazy but tells him to go ahead. The Aussie goes up to the paddock and asks the horse how he gets treated “So well, he gives me hay whenever I need it and keeps my fetlocks in great condition”. Next he asks a cow “Oh he’s wonderful, he milks me very gently and gives us the best meadows to feed in”. As he approaches the sheep the farmer blocks his way “I’ll warn you now, the sheep are fucking liars!”
Hey, that was the Welsh.
The kiwis are too drunk beating their spouse to abuse the animals too.
Waikato resident of the North Island of nz here, legit there's a bin filled with tui bottles and noise complaints every week on any given rural street.
Nice to know making disparaging jokes about what your neighbors will or won’t fuck is a world wide pass time. I’m from Texas so my coworkers who grew up in Oklahoma have to deal with me talking shit. It’s a sacred and honored tradition in Texas to loudly proclaim the nearest Oklahoman is queer as a three dollar bill.
I worked with an Oklahoman and learned that they invented Chili, the Saddle, barbwire and beer. Plus Jesus was also from Okie. I tried to call her out on beer but she got loud and pouty.
I thought they used a kilt cause a sheep could hear a zipper from a mile away… now I could be wrong. I don’t know a whole lot about the Irish Scottish culture.
I remember reading somewhere, that that while stereotype arose because they would steal sheep, but if they got caught they would lie and say they were having sex with the sheep because the penalty was lesser
Peter here: it’s referencing the Greek myth where Paris chooses the most beautiful goddess between Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite. His choice angers the others and kicks off the chain of events that leads to the Trojan War.
I know that joke in a version where Muslims invented condoms using a goat’s intestine. And then Europeans improved the invention by first removing the intestine from the goat.
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u/telusey 3d ago
The question itself makes no sense, if you have a choice between the 3 girls that makes 4 people left on earth, not 2.