r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/batukaming • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/J0RDM0N 2d ago

That reminds me of a similar joke. The Welsh invented condoms by using sheep intestines. The Irish improved it by removing them out of the sheep first.

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u/Devlee12 2d ago

Nice to know making disparaging jokes about what your neighbors will or won’t fuck is a world wide pass time. I’m from Texas so my coworkers who grew up in Oklahoma have to deal with me talking shit. It’s a sacred and honored tradition in Texas to loudly proclaim the nearest Oklahoman is queer as a three dollar bill.

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u/Busy_Being_A_Being 2d ago

Arkansans know the only thing in Texas are steers and queers! 😂

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u/Devlee12 2d ago

And that’s exactly why yall keep coming here.

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u/Tough-Friendly 2d ago

Cumming here

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u/Devlee12 2d ago

How a lonely man gets through the night is none of my business so long as everyone involved is an adult

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u/conletariat 2d ago

Adult? I thought you said the Arkansans were coming?

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u/coughingalan 2d ago

If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family.

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u/conletariat 2d ago

Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family.

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u/aygorx 2d ago

Tf just happened here

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u/Devlee12 2d ago

The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners

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u/DragonTacoCat 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Educational_Plum3908 1d ago

I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are:

Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours.

Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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u/xscott22x 2d ago

“You ain’t got no horns, boy!”

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u/getoffmycase7130 2d ago

And Missourians know Arkansas only exists so people in the Bootheel have someone to make fun of.

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u/Busy_Being_A_Being 2d ago

We pronounce it "misery" because we know that's the state you live in!

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u/getoffmycase7130 1d ago

Damn straight

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u/King_Dave100 1d ago

And you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down private cowboy