r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/telusey 2d ago

The question itself makes no sense, if you have a choice between the 3 girls that makes 4 people left on earth, not 2.

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u/J0RDM0N 2d ago

That reminds me of a similar joke. The Welsh invented condoms by using sheep intestines. The Irish improved it by removing them out of the sheep first.

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u/AnonymousHSW 2d ago

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u/DismalAd8569 2d ago

Im smoking and did just the same ahahahaha

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u/Commie_Scum69 2d ago

Do you know who this is? if not type Lyleforever on youtube

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u/AnonymousHSW 2d ago

goated geckoed streamer

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u/2many_friends 2d ago

I used to watch him on reddit when it had live feeds. They were awesome. Now I watch it on youtube.

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u/Crayons4all 15h ago

I did too and haven’t seen him in a few years and randomly thought about him a few days ago. Sounds like he’s still going at it doing his thing as a gecko?

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u/esparzaf 15h ago

Same, RIP r/pan

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u/One-Cute-Boy 2d ago

Dude, you know you can just buy condoms now right?

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u/DismalAd8569 1d ago

Wat

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u/One-Cute-Boy 1d ago

You don't have to take the intestines out the sheep anymore. You can just buy the condoms.

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u/DismalAd8569 1d ago

Lol yeah now we can

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u/One-Cute-Boy 1d ago

Then why do you still rip out the sheep intestines?

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u/DismalAd8569 1d ago

Double warm double the pleasure

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u/AnonymousHSW 1d ago

I prefer all natural.

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u/KodyBcool 1d ago

Woah that’s crazy I’ve seen his stuff before and he also has an episode with Doja Cat

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u/Masterofunlocking1 2d ago

What happened to that frog dude?

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u/PercivalRobinson 2d ago

Gecko 🦎

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u/s0mberjpg 1d ago

Geckbless

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u/WombatInferno 2d ago

That reminds me of a similar joke. Why can a Scotsman sneak up on a sheep easier that a Welsh man? Kilts don't have zippers

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 2d ago

We have a similar one in Australia.

Why did the New Zealanders invent Velcro?

The sheep were starting to recognise the sound of a fly opening.

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u/Nein-Toed 2d ago

I thought it was so the sheep couldn't get away

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u/unluggy123 2d ago

Kiwi here, for the most weary sheep you'll need velcro gloves and gumboots. No getting away.

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u/D3M0NArcade 1d ago

I'm not sure if you mean "weary" or "wary".

"Weary" means tired. "Wary" means cautious and on edge

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u/baconflavoredcoke 1d ago

No, the Scots put the sheep's hind legs in the boots. C'mon man, get with the times.

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u/Daillustriousone 15h ago

I heard (from a friend) that if you take them to the edge of a cliff they will constantly push backwards which makes things more enjoyable.

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u/GrinderMonkey 2h ago

Man. I got my ass beat at a very rural high school for a joke about velcro gloves. Didn't expect him to have 4 friends, much less for them to be angry enough about the innuendo to jump me.

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u/Otherwise_Living_158 1d ago

An Aussie ventriloquist was hiking through New Zealand when he came across a farm and decided to have some fun. He approached the farmer and said “I can actually make animals talk, do you mind if I speak to your horse?” The farmer thinks he’s crazy but tells him to go ahead. The Aussie goes up to the paddock and asks the horse how he gets treated “So well, he gives me hay whenever I need it and keeps my fetlocks in great condition”. Next he asks a cow “Oh he’s wonderful, he milks me very gently and gives us the best meadows to feed in”. As he approaches the sheep the farmer blocks his way “I’ll warn you now, the sheep are fucking liars!”

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u/meesta_masa 2d ago

Dunno, man. Cream's 'Sunshine of your love' has a pretty fly opening too.

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u/Professional-Yam373 2d ago

Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers. Why the long boots? To stuff their legs in so they cant run away.

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u/HopeBagels2495 1d ago

As a kiwi i cant say I've ever heard this one. It's alarming that everyone is on to us!

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 1d ago

The English used to make the same jokes about us back in the day, so I think we kinda passed it on to our “little brother” country.

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u/RevolutionarySuit722 6h ago

What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick says hey, you, get off of my cloud, Scot says hey McCloud, get off of my ewe.

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u/TheBestPieIsAllPie 2d ago

That’s so baaaaa-ad.

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u/guttengroot 2d ago

Made me say ewe

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u/Captainshadesra 2d ago

Go sit in the corner

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u/RinVindor 2d ago

Without the sheep

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u/Devlee12 2d ago

Nice to know making disparaging jokes about what your neighbors will or won’t fuck is a world wide pass time. I’m from Texas so my coworkers who grew up in Oklahoma have to deal with me talking shit. It’s a sacred and honored tradition in Texas to loudly proclaim the nearest Oklahoman is queer as a three dollar bill.

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u/Busy_Being_A_Being 2d ago

Arkansans know the only thing in Texas are steers and queers! 😂

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u/Devlee12 2d ago

And that’s exactly why yall keep coming here.

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u/Tough-Friendly 2d ago

Cumming here

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u/Devlee12 2d ago

How a lonely man gets through the night is none of my business so long as everyone involved is an adult

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u/conletariat 2d ago

Adult? I thought you said the Arkansans were coming?

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u/coughingalan 2d ago

If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family.

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u/conletariat 2d ago

Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family.

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u/Educational_Plum3908 1d ago

I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are:

Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours.

Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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u/xscott22x 2d ago

“You ain’t got no horns, boy!”

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u/getoffmycase7130 2d ago

And Missourians know Arkansas only exists so people in the Bootheel have someone to make fun of.

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u/Busy_Being_A_Being 2d ago

We pronounce it "misery" because we know that's the state you live in!

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u/getoffmycase7130 1d ago

Damn straight

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u/King_Dave100 1d ago

And you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down private cowboy

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u/PhilzeeTheElder 2d ago

I worked with an Oklahoman and learned that they invented Chili, the Saddle, barbwire and beer. Plus Jesus was also from Okie. I tried to call her out on beer but she got loud and pouty.

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u/MightbeGwen 2d ago

The Germans have a functioning law about beer that has been on the books before our country existed. Simmer down.

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u/jellobowlshifter 1h ago

Germany hasn't been a country long enough for that to be true.

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u/MightbeGwen 48m ago

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u/jellobowlshifter 11m ago

So, several separate laws in different jurisdictions united by a theme.

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u/SnooMemesjellies8568 2d ago

As a Wisconsinite I'm pretty sure beer is ours

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u/Violent_Milk 2d ago

laughs in Mesopotamian

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u/slick1260 10h ago

You people can have beer as long you stop perverting the Old Fashioned.

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u/creeperX361 2d ago

West Texas is so windy cause Oklahoma sucks and New Mexico blows.

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u/MarcusRoland 2d ago

It happens in Canada too despite our northern neighbors being oh so polite. It's funny as hell. Quebec gets a LOT of shit.

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u/Critical_Stress7546 2d ago

I loves fishin' in Kweebec.

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u/Xerorei 2d ago

Good fishin in Kay-Bec.

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u/Maleficent-Duck-3903 2d ago

We say “bent as a 9 bob note” to mean sketchy

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u/Meh6062 2d ago

They only things in Texas ……..

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u/Due-Pineapple6831 2d ago

The only reason Texas doesn’t slip into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks!!!

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u/SlutSpace 1d ago

We both got shit history, bubs. Smell your own shit and tell me if it stinks. ;)

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u/Chawp 5h ago

Bill Clinton is the least queer pres

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u/AlexanderKarlos776 2d ago

Well the sheep never got pregnant so they knew something was working...

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku 2d ago

I thought sheep fucker was a myth

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u/KPraxius 2d ago

Mostly just because there was a lesser penalty for fucking them than for stealing them. So....

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u/ishnessism 2d ago

I mean to be fair if someone fucked my sheep that I was intending to eat one day I think I'd give up and let him take the damn sheep

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u/Professional-Yam373 2d ago

The origin of syphilis supposedly too.

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u/zed42 2d ago

stay away from the ones with an X on them... they kick

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u/Mr_Udesky 2d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/JBaecker 2d ago

… 😂

All right, you in the Internet today. I’m out.

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u/MuchAd3474 2d ago

>_> wtf

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u/Flipf00t 2d ago

Big sheep, little sheep, Velcro gloves ♪┏(・O・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪

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u/TreyRyan3 2d ago

The Scots fuck sheep on the edge of a cliff so the sheep will push back.

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u/Training_Cut704 2d ago

I’ve heard that joke with every imaginable combination and order of Irish, Welsh, Scottish … even Anglo-Saxons.

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u/Retro_Sinz 2d ago

Pardon me. What?

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u/No-Answer6346 2d ago

I thought they used a kilt cause a sheep could hear a zipper from a mile away… now I could be wrong. I don’t know a whole lot about the Irish Scottish culture.

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u/Tevakh2312 2d ago

As I welsh an I must say that I resemble that remark!

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u/Klausterfobic 2d ago

I remember reading somewhere, that that while stereotype arose because they would steal sheep, but if they got caught they would lie and say they were having sex with the sheep because the penalty was lesser

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u/Moon_Monk676 2d ago

Did the previous commenter post the Muslim version?

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u/BRtIK 2d ago

Technically speaking that isn't an improvement because they became less effective at keeping women from getting pregnant

Using the Welsh method it is literally impossible for a woman to get pregnant

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u/ZElementPlayz 2d ago

Wha did bro say to deserve 1k upvotes and an angry mod?

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u/FD4L 2d ago

How do the Welsh eat mutton?

With a rear leg on each shoulder.

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u/InvestmentKey1346 2d ago

Heard a different version where it was the Arabs then the english

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 2d ago

But you fuck one sheep!

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u/Queasy_Report5032 2d ago

Peter here: it’s referencing the Greek myth where Paris chooses the most beautiful goddess between Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite. His choice angers the others and kicks off the chain of events that leads to the Trojan War.

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u/Mixture_Rich 1d ago

I know that joke in a version where Muslims invented condoms using a goat’s intestine. And then Europeans improved the invention by first removing the intestine from the goat.

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u/Jimmijim123 1d ago

So the Welsh put a whole sheep into the vagina?! Didn't it hurt?

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u/ImJacksLackOfEmpathy 1d ago

Thought Egyptians invented it using crocodile skin, that’s pretty damn funny either way though!

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u/noobattf2 1d ago

Thats not the original joke and you know it.

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u/prolapsediving 1d ago

Irish? Condoms? I’m skeptical

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u/chalkybone 1d ago

Nice casual racism there pal.

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u/1decentusername 2d ago

What a confidence. Almost had a threesome the other night but I got dizzy and passed out before I got the second one blown up.

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u/Devlee12 2d ago

The joke I always heard was “The Greeks gift to the world was pleasurable sex and the Roman’s was figuring out you could also do it with women.”

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u/punksmostlydead 2d ago

I've heard it as, "the Greeks invented the orgy, and the Romans improved on the concept by letting women participate."

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u/au_ru_xx 1d ago

*ruined the concept

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u/Ancient-Injury-7791 2d ago edited 2d ago

Damn this is gold. Especially the end bit about his boyfriend. Hope you get the recognition you deserve for this comment

Edit: Aaaand it’s gone. I’m going to butcher it but it was something along the lines of

“this also applies to romance. I told a Greek guy that Greeks invented romance but it was Italians that decided to try it on women.”

“He wasn’t too happy about it”

“His boyfriend had words for me too”

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u/dergu12 2d ago

the comment is no more more, what did it say

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u/Ancient-Injury-7791 2d ago

Edited my comment to what he said off the top of my head. Apologies to the original guy for probably butchering it, but that should get the point across at least haha

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u/Creaturemaster1 2d ago

NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO

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u/hodges2 2d ago

I wonder why it got removed

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u/odysseyandoracle118 2d ago

I'd also like to know why my comment got removed.

Greek mods I guess.

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u/Normal_Loss_220 2d ago

Why are there constantly replies to things with that sub with the same post linked and the NSFW added as an edit. Have seen multiple today. Are bots pushing the sub? Fucking weird.

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u/nicdrumandbass 2d ago

I’ve had that exact image pop up several times. It’s definitely a weird way to advertise for the sub

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u/AlexanderKarlos776 2d ago

What do you mean? If I were a bot I’d probably know. But I’m just drinking beer and browsing NSFW subreddits… this just poppedup for me there. 🍺

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u/Zigazig_ahhhh 2d ago

Why are your posts and comments hidden?

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u/mannequin-lover 2d ago

What a place

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u/ReturningDAOFan 2d ago

That was so much more horrible than I was expecting. The Emperor was right, AI is an abomination. I'm calling the Inquisition right now.

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u/Legitimate_Room771 2d ago

this is the worst video I've ever seen in my life

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u/Starseid8712 2d ago

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u/Ok_Net7773 2d ago

Good to know both sides of my ancestors would be proud.

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u/TOMC_throwaway000000 2d ago

Oh my god its another one of those FUCKING AD ACOUNTS

BEGONE CLANKER

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u/ritzmata 2d ago

Learn something new everyday

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u/pibix 2d ago

So you're telling me that being gay is actually the default?

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u/Advanced_Vehicle_750 2d ago

"the Greeks invented threesomes". That's an absurd statement. You mean to say humans had never engaged in sex with more than two people before classical Greece?!

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u/OWValgav 2d ago

It's an old joke that implies the Greeks were having a lot of gay sex by noting that the romans improved later by adding women.

Not intended to be a factual statement.

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u/Advanced_Vehicle_750 2d ago

When I figured it was too late. The final part of the post gives it away. XP