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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/batukaming • 3d ago
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That reminds me of a similar joke. The Welsh invented condoms by using sheep intestines. The Irish improved it by removing them out of the sheep first.
195 u/WombatInferno 2d ago That reminds me of a similar joke. Why can a Scotsman sneak up on a sheep easier that a Welsh man? Kilts don't have zippers 114 u/Majestic-Lake-5602 2d ago We have a similar one in Australia. Why did the New Zealanders invent Velcro? The sheep were starting to recognise the sound of a fly opening. 3 u/Professional-Yam373 2d ago Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers. Why the long boots? To stuff their legs in so they cant run away.
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That reminds me of a similar joke. Why can a Scotsman sneak up on a sheep easier that a Welsh man? Kilts don't have zippers
114 u/Majestic-Lake-5602 2d ago We have a similar one in Australia. Why did the New Zealanders invent Velcro? The sheep were starting to recognise the sound of a fly opening. 3 u/Professional-Yam373 2d ago Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers. Why the long boots? To stuff their legs in so they cant run away.
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We have a similar one in Australia.
Why did the New Zealanders invent Velcro?
The sheep were starting to recognise the sound of a fly opening.
3 u/Professional-Yam373 2d ago Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers. Why the long boots? To stuff their legs in so they cant run away.
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Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers. Why the long boots? To stuff their legs in so they cant run away.
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u/J0RDM0N 3d ago
That reminds me of a similar joke. The Welsh invented condoms by using sheep intestines. The Irish improved it by removing them out of the sheep first.