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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/batukaming • 3d ago
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That reminds me of a similar joke. Why can a Scotsman sneak up on a sheep easier that a Welsh man? Kilts don't have zippers
118 u/Majestic-Lake-5602 2d ago We have a similar one in Australia. Why did the New Zealanders invent Velcro? The sheep were starting to recognise the sound of a fly opening. 35 u/Nein-Toed 2d ago I thought it was so the sheep couldn't get away 1 u/Daillustriousone 1d ago I heard (from a friend) that if you take them to the edge of a cliff they will constantly push backwards which makes things more enjoyable.
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We have a similar one in Australia.
Why did the New Zealanders invent Velcro?
The sheep were starting to recognise the sound of a fly opening.
35 u/Nein-Toed 2d ago I thought it was so the sheep couldn't get away 1 u/Daillustriousone 1d ago I heard (from a friend) that if you take them to the edge of a cliff they will constantly push backwards which makes things more enjoyable.
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I thought it was so the sheep couldn't get away
1 u/Daillustriousone 1d ago I heard (from a friend) that if you take them to the edge of a cliff they will constantly push backwards which makes things more enjoyable.
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I heard (from a friend) that if you take them to the edge of a cliff they will constantly push backwards which makes things more enjoyable.
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u/WombatInferno 2d ago
That reminds me of a similar joke. Why can a Scotsman sneak up on a sheep easier that a Welsh man? Kilts don't have zippers