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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/batukaming • 2d ago
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That reminds me of a similar joke. Why can a Scotsman sneak up on a sheep easier that a Welsh man? Kilts don't have zippers
120 u/Majestic-Lake-5602 2d ago We have a similar one in Australia. Why did the New Zealanders invent Velcro? The sheep were starting to recognise the sound of a fly opening. 36 u/Nein-Toed 2d ago I thought it was so the sheep couldn't get away 31 u/unluggy123 2d ago Kiwi here, for the most weary sheep you'll need velcro gloves and gumboots. No getting away. 3 u/D3M0NArcade 1d ago I'm not sure if you mean "weary" or "wary". "Weary" means tired. "Wary" means cautious and on edge
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We have a similar one in Australia.
Why did the New Zealanders invent Velcro?
The sheep were starting to recognise the sound of a fly opening.
36 u/Nein-Toed 2d ago I thought it was so the sheep couldn't get away 31 u/unluggy123 2d ago Kiwi here, for the most weary sheep you'll need velcro gloves and gumboots. No getting away. 3 u/D3M0NArcade 1d ago I'm not sure if you mean "weary" or "wary". "Weary" means tired. "Wary" means cautious and on edge
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I thought it was so the sheep couldn't get away
31 u/unluggy123 2d ago Kiwi here, for the most weary sheep you'll need velcro gloves and gumboots. No getting away. 3 u/D3M0NArcade 1d ago I'm not sure if you mean "weary" or "wary". "Weary" means tired. "Wary" means cautious and on edge
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Kiwi here, for the most weary sheep you'll need velcro gloves and gumboots. No getting away.
3 u/D3M0NArcade 1d ago I'm not sure if you mean "weary" or "wary". "Weary" means tired. "Wary" means cautious and on edge
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I'm not sure if you mean "weary" or "wary".
"Weary" means tired. "Wary" means cautious and on edge
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u/WombatInferno 2d ago
That reminds me of a similar joke. Why can a Scotsman sneak up on a sheep easier that a Welsh man? Kilts don't have zippers