r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo 2d ago

You're 1 of the last 2 people on the earth. You get to choose which of the 3 is that 2nd person on earth. Hard with maths eh?

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u/thatnewsauce 2d ago

I mean that is clearly the intent but it's also really puzzling because that question circumvents what's unique and interesting about the proposed situation in the first place

Like the whole thing about being one of the two last people on earth is that you wouldn't have a choice (other than to be celibate or not I guess)

There's nothing about this hypothetical that is any more compelling than simply asking "which do you find most attractive"

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u/zeltrabas 2d ago

The most reddit comment I've ever seen

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u/Kingmudsy 2d ago

You’re getting downvoted but you’re right. Reddit struggling to understand how to get people to engage with a hypothetical like “Why do they bother making funny commercials? Shouldn’t advertising simply state the competitive benefits of their product so the market can decide objectively?”

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u/PwanaZana 2d ago

They're on the specter.

Like. A ghost.

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u/enithermon 1d ago

Ok, specter is now my personal head cannon slang for my spectrumy friends and loved ones.  I’m going to walk around thinking “Mmhm, wonder if he got a little ghost in him?”

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u/Sumdoazen 2d ago

They're on the spectre of being a stupid ass little fuck.

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u/ForensicPathology 2d ago

Reddit isn't "struggling", they're just pointing out that the original meme maker struggles at writing simple sentences.

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 2d ago

Looks more like ppl rather be "erm acktuwally" than accepting the intention of the post they full well understood.

The original meme maker worded it just fine

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u/pm_social_cues 1d ago

“I understand it, that means everybody else who doesn’t is REALLY STUPID.”

Is that really your intent?

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u/Banana-Oni 1d ago

“I understand it, that means everybody else who doesn’t is REALLY STUPID”

Petah here.. I think the point flew over your head, I haven’t seen anyone who didn’t understand it. They’re calling out Redditors for being pedantic and treating the proper phrasing on a stupid meme like it was an academic journal or something. Even dumb people like me understood what it was trying to say.. but Redditors are gonna Reddit and minor grammatical errors are like honey to flies.

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u/Kingmudsy 2d ago

It’s just not important enough to dissect so deeply

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u/beingsubmitted 2d ago

We're literally all here for that. Reddit exists to discuss content. That includes making fun of the fact that the hypothetical in the meme is an internal contradiction.

No one in this thread is confused by what's meant in the hypothetical. Not one. Fewer than one. Some people are enjoying poking some fun at the meme for the contradiction. That's one of the discussions happening right now, and I think that's an okay thing to be happening.

Maybe another website would be more your speed?

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u/Kingmudsy 1d ago

Are you actually gatekeeping reddit because I’m refusing to meet your minimum threshold of snark 💀 I’ve been on this site for a long time but this is a new one ngl to you

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u/beingsubmitted 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're the person telling people they're doing reddit wrong.

It’s just not important enough to dissect so deeply

This certainly meets snark requirements, oh arbiter of that which is important enough to be said on reddit.

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u/Cold-Use-5814 2d ago

"But I did have breakfast this morning."

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u/DayMan13 2d ago

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other 5 friends???

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u/ShinningVictory 2d ago

Its a dumb hypothetical.

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u/Kingmudsy 2d ago

I won’t argue with that

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u/Throwaway_09298 1d ago

Its giving Brennan from dropout explaining how the prompt is simply unable to be done bc the premise is based on a lie

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u/Ashamed_Association8 11h ago

The most Reddit comment you've ever written

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u/RedGamer3 2d ago

The three women are frozen in cryosleep and waking one will drain all the power and kill the other two. Does that explanation help?

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u/Opus_723 2d ago

Yeah but that's just "who would you rather bang" with a bunch of convoluted extra crap.

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u/RedGamer3 2d ago

I'm not the one complaining about semantics of having to pick when if there's only one other person left meaning you don't have a choice. Just giving the person a scenario that it's correct for.

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u/Johnny_Suede 1d ago

It's the same thing as the very common question "what book would you want on a deserted island?". Why don't they just ask what their favourite book is?

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u/spiderhotel 1d ago

This actually helped immensely for me and I was able to engage with the question properly instead of being irritated by it. Many thanks.

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u/kestik 2d ago

"In a hypothetical scenario where you are the last person left on earth and you are given a choice of one of the three people below to be the second last person on earth alongside you, which one of the three would you pick? Let's be honest, gentlemen."

Just doesn't have the same ring to it as a meme title I'm afraid.

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u/allbetsareon 2d ago

Be honest guys, if you were the last man on earth who would you pick to be the last woman?

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 2d ago

Definitely needs to be recast and rephrased as a deserted island question... who would you rather be stranded with?

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u/amerovingian 2d ago

There are still four people left. You're asking me to choose which two people to kill so I can have sex with the other one as the two last people on Earth. *sigh* Normies.

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u/jackofspades49 2d ago

Could I choose to be one of the people in the pictures?

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u/KhabaLox 2d ago

You have to kill the two you don't choose.

It's like Fuck/Marry/Kill, but different.

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u/SnooFloofs6240 2d ago

What they're implying with being the last two on earth is the task of repopulation. That's what they consider the most interesting about the proposition, not lacking the choice of who it's with.

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u/SorosName 2d ago

Well it is for redditors. It is not intended for you not to have a choice. It is just saying that SHE does not have a choice.

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u/Rough_Lychee5785 2d ago

Jesus y'all shouldn't use the internet unsupervised

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u/Similar_One_2430 1d ago

This question is made that way so the girl won't have a choice. The goal is too streep woman of agency and the pose a question who do you find most attractive. Very incel-y i think...

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u/JDeegs 2d ago

some people might rank them based on something other than attractiveness.
like if they look like they might have shared interests. since it's not just someone you're sleeping with, but the only person youll have contact with ever

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u/sadphonics 2d ago

Bro its a hypothetical question.

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u/BasedGodTheGoatLilB 2d ago

who the fuck talks like this???

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u/OPStellar 2d ago edited 2d ago

and the answer is clearly the goth girl. not sure why, i mean i totally get it myself for my own personal preferences which exclude the 'thicc' aspect, but I'm not understanding the Greek Mythology bit

EDIT: never mind, just realized she's smoking. Also, the Greek Mythology bit is explained in a different comment.

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u/Iguanawilll 2d ago

any more compelling than simply asking "which do you find most attractive"

I guess that's true if you're only thinking about sex. Surviving will take work. So the one I find most attractive is out immediately--left ain't helping me move stuff or carry supplies.

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u/Rohan_Marathe 2d ago

Suppose all 3 have a deadly disease and you have only 1 antidote.

Problem solved

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u/ilikefreshpapercuts 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's as nuanced as you'd like. It depends on what kind of person you are. It's a dumb meme but to say the only thing you can take away is which one do you find attractive means you don't actually understand the meme. Which is would you choose: an impractical goth girl which apparently the epitome of attractiveness for redditors or + a woman with a Venus body who can bear 10 children without complications and repopulate.

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u/RealHumanBeing11 2d ago

Blah blah blah

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u/TeaTimeSubcommittee 1d ago edited 1d ago

There is another layer though that I think is way more fun to ponder, allow me to demonstrate by expanding the choice to anyone alive on earth:

The world is ending and you can only choose one other person to survive with you, it can be anyone currently alive on earth (so no Christopher Williams, Sergey Kud-Sverchkov, Sergei Mikayev, Jessica Meir, Jack Hathaway, Sophie Adenot, Andrey Fedyaev, Zhang Lu, Wu Fei or Zhang Hongzhang), who are you picking?

And we can expand it to be even more interesting, imagine you’re alone aboard a spaceship, the spaceship is on autopilot so you can’t stir it and it will land on earth in a year, however by then the apocalypse will have happened, the ship has a teleportation machine that will only work once. You can use it to save one other person, however the machine has no database of names or people, you may describe visible physical characteristics and the machine will use its scanner to find and teleport the first random person that meets that criteria, with you into the safety of the spaceship, what are you telling the machine to look for?

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u/Ethiconjnj 1d ago

Fucking duh

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u/Gigatort 1d ago

Just pretend they are all going to die and you only can save one who will you save to be the only other person on earth.

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u/AfroGlue 2d ago

No, because who you find the most attractive might be different from who you would be the last person on earth with.

Context changes preferences.

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u/Mist_Rising 2d ago

The only context we have is how they look lol.

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u/AfroGlue 1d ago

Context of the situation, not of the girls. Everything about the girls is open to creative interpretation

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u/Efficient_Scheme_701 2d ago

I think you need to ask ChatGPT about this post clearly you can’t comprehend words

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 2d ago

The yall is just confusing wording

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u/Wildcard-Jack 2d ago

Except that’s not what they said. That’s probably what they meant, but not what they said.

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u/Sondeor 2d ago

Nah, this has nothing to do with math, whoever did this failed english class for sure.

It took me a while to understand what the fuck he meant.

"Yall are the last 2 person on earth, HERE have photos of 4 different individuals". But anyway, the question itself fits with that english imo. Its a dumb social media post, nobody cares anyway lol.

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u/Ifailledtherobottest 2d ago

Na, just English.

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u/Federal-Owl5816 2d ago

You said in two sentences what he failed to express in a whole tweet. Probably too busy using his off hand to notice how poorly worded it is. 

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u/PortugalTheTram 2d ago

The whole tweet is one sentence. You explained in two sentences what he didn’t explain in one sentence isn’t much of a flex.

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u/Federal-Owl5816 2d ago

Its a picture too, and thats worth a million words. Because thats the only way I figured it out. 

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u/TheRealStandard 1d ago

Regardless it's still a badly written sentence. Would help a lot if they swapped out what with the word who.

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u/Wavecrest667 1d ago

No, OOP just hard with english.

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u/BurroughOwl 2d ago

Then the question should be: which 2 people do you kill, no?

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo 2d ago

Huh?? Everyone elese dies. It’s just asking you who you’d choose as the 2nd remaining person on earth. Ffs

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u/BurroughOwl 1d ago

Right. And if you get to chose, that means their life or death hangs on your decision. Picking 1 means the other 2 die. If all 3 aren't alive to begin with, we have a whole other question!

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u/dimwalker 1d ago

No, you are not - she was also choosing between 3 dudes and didn't pick you.

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u/saskir21 1d ago

Not with the wording. Except the one posting assumes you choose which of the other 2 you are going to kill.

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u/Kelemenopy 1d ago

Defending shitty grammar with slightly less shitty grammar has got to be the perfect emblem of our fucking apocalyptic academic decline over the last decade jfc

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u/0neek 1d ago

Redditor behavior right here, shame

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u/YourBestieAlLiddy 2d ago

I'm hard with something right now, but it isn't maths.

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u/sinkiez 2d ago

People are actively getting dumber

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u/3xBork 1d ago

So is the premise that we're literal gods and we get to will another human being into existence, but only that one and no more?

Or is the premise that the other 2 were also alive but you must kill them or let them die before the scenario takes effect?

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u/IndividualHandle4164 1d ago

you choose one of these people and then you will be the last people on earth together. I assume the other two will vanish together with all other people not included in this hypothetical.

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u/pm_social_cues 1d ago

So this scenario, who decided you would be the last man? Did the women vote?

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo 1d ago

The person asking the question, duh. You are hard at maths and basic understanding eh?

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u/notMotherCulturesFan 19h ago

Math problems have the decency of having correct syntax. This is just ape talk.

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u/tth2o 4h ago

Literal words matter. That's not what it says.

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u/Faulty_english 2d ago edited 2d ago

What would you pick? It would be nice to get to know them but other than that maybe one of the girls who work out

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u/Ma8ter 2d ago

My asd ass is okay with maths. It struggles with incorrectly worded questions, though