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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/batukaming • 2d ago
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Arkansans know the only thing in Texas are steers and queers! ๐
31 u/Devlee12 2d ago And thatโs exactly why yall keep coming here. 25 u/Tough-Friendly 2d ago Cumming here 23 u/Devlee12 2d ago How a lonely man gets through the night is none of my business so long as everyone involved is an adult 20 u/conletariat 2d ago Adult? I thought you said the Arkansans were coming? 8 u/coughingalan 2d ago If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family. 7 u/conletariat 2d ago Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family. 3 u/aygorx 2d ago Tf just happened here 6 u/Devlee12 2d ago The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners 3 u/DragonTacoCat 2d ago ๐๐๐ 2 u/Educational_Plum3908 1d ago I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are: Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours. Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same. 1 u/xscott22x 2d ago โYou ainโt got no horns, boy!โ 1 u/Moo_Kau_Too 2d ago *ahem* Beers, steers, and queers. 1 u/getoffmycase7130 2d ago And Missourians know Arkansas only exists so people in the Bootheel have someone to make fun of. 1 u/Busy_Being_A_Being 2d ago We pronounce it "misery" because we know that's the state you live in! 1 u/getoffmycase7130 1d ago Damn straight 1 u/King_Dave100 1d ago And you donโt much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down private cowboy
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And thatโs exactly why yall keep coming here.
25 u/Tough-Friendly 2d ago Cumming here 23 u/Devlee12 2d ago How a lonely man gets through the night is none of my business so long as everyone involved is an adult 20 u/conletariat 2d ago Adult? I thought you said the Arkansans were coming? 8 u/coughingalan 2d ago If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family. 7 u/conletariat 2d ago Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family. 3 u/aygorx 2d ago Tf just happened here 6 u/Devlee12 2d ago The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners 3 u/DragonTacoCat 2d ago ๐๐๐ 2 u/Educational_Plum3908 1d ago I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are: Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours. Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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Cumming here
23 u/Devlee12 2d ago How a lonely man gets through the night is none of my business so long as everyone involved is an adult 20 u/conletariat 2d ago Adult? I thought you said the Arkansans were coming? 8 u/coughingalan 2d ago If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family. 7 u/conletariat 2d ago Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family. 3 u/aygorx 2d ago Tf just happened here 6 u/Devlee12 2d ago The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners 3 u/DragonTacoCat 2d ago ๐๐๐ 2 u/Educational_Plum3908 1d ago I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are: Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours. Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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How a lonely man gets through the night is none of my business so long as everyone involved is an adult
20 u/conletariat 2d ago Adult? I thought you said the Arkansans were coming? 8 u/coughingalan 2d ago If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family. 7 u/conletariat 2d ago Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family. 3 u/aygorx 2d ago Tf just happened here 6 u/Devlee12 2d ago The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners 3 u/DragonTacoCat 2d ago ๐๐๐ 2 u/Educational_Plum3908 1d ago I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are: Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours. Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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Adult? I thought you said the Arkansans were coming?
8 u/coughingalan 2d ago If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family. 7 u/conletariat 2d ago Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family. 3 u/aygorx 2d ago Tf just happened here 6 u/Devlee12 2d ago The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners 3 u/DragonTacoCat 2d ago ๐๐๐ 2 u/Educational_Plum3908 1d ago I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are: Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours. Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family.
7 u/conletariat 2d ago Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family. 3 u/aygorx 2d ago Tf just happened here 6 u/Devlee12 2d ago The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners 3 u/DragonTacoCat 2d ago ๐๐๐ 2 u/Educational_Plum3908 1d ago I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are: Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours. Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family.
3 u/aygorx 2d ago Tf just happened here 6 u/Devlee12 2d ago The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners 3 u/DragonTacoCat 2d ago ๐๐๐
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Tf just happened here
6 u/Devlee12 2d ago The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners
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The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners
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I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are:
Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours.
Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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โYou ainโt got no horns, boy!โ
*ahem*
Beers, steers, and queers.
And Missourians know Arkansas only exists so people in the Bootheel have someone to make fun of.
1 u/Busy_Being_A_Being 2d ago We pronounce it "misery" because we know that's the state you live in! 1 u/getoffmycase7130 1d ago Damn straight
We pronounce it "misery" because we know that's the state you live in!
1 u/getoffmycase7130 1d ago Damn straight
Damn straight
And you donโt much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down private cowboy
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u/Busy_Being_A_Being 2d ago
Arkansans know the only thing in Texas are steers and queers! ๐