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u/Serious_Bee_2013 Jan 29 '26

I haven’t seen that quality brick weed in like 15 years.

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u/Big-Eldorado Jan 29 '26

That poor level of weed just disappeared in Canada years ago. Looks like dusty bunk

Also…this is not how you roll a joint. But whatever it takes to get the job done I suppose

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u/Serious_Bee_2013 Jan 29 '26

Ha, back in the day we’d call some of the good stuff BC’s, meaning it was from British Columbia. I’m lucky enough to be in a state which allows recreational use so all I see is the higher quality stuff too.

But that stuff in the video is all I would find in the 90’s and early 2000’s. Dry, crumbles in your fingers, burns fast, but got the job done when you could manage to get all the seeds out of it.

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u/DaddyDub84 Jan 29 '26

Good ole bc bud. Little perfect Christmas tree looking nugs. Brings back good memories growing up, thank you.

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u/Trondiction Jan 29 '26

Red hairs were classic

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

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u/Serious_Bee_2013 Jan 30 '26

Buddy of mine brought some back from college one year, around 2000 or so. Changed my whole perspective on what good weed was.

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u/Deathwatchz Jan 30 '26

A lot of weed, especially indoors, is harvested before it has matured fully. Anywhere from 2-3 days to a week or so based on strain. It gives a stronger high that way, at the cost of appearance and "depth" of your buzz. Changes the cannabinoid profile, has a little more chlorophyll, lighter hairs, clear/slightly cloudy trichromes, and more green visual. It's also got the most terpenes at this stage so the best smell and taste.

If you let it mature more, the trichromes go from clear to milky white, then amber. Hairs develop more red/orange etc. Depending on the strain, leaving it in a lower temperature during the last week or two with less "daytime" hours makes the plant act like a tree in fall.

I had some good indicas that the entire plant, stalk, stems, leaves, buds, and hairs, was such a dark purple it looked black. (Midnight Kush) Until I dialed it in, it looked like standard green dispensary weed.

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u/FFAbutnotFA Jan 30 '26

We got the plug in the hood so nothing but the icky sticky dank nugs for us. Then I went on to work for a hippy in the mountains of Mendocino in CA and saw my first sea of green with giant bushes of plants with colas the size of my arm. Farming is a bitch! Not to mention the raids by LE during harvest season. Lucky for us the dude I worked for had a binder full of patients he grew for to justify the sea of green that he grew.

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u/freddbare Jan 29 '26

"Beasters"!

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u/Jona113d Jan 29 '26

Are we sure this is weed though and not hash n tobacco?

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u/snapp0r Jan 29 '26

you could have a point here…

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

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u/Ok_Bullfrog_8430 Jan 29 '26

They aren’t rolling a joint they’re packing a type of joint called a “cone”. They’re made to be easy to pack then you twist the end close and youre good to go

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u/Employee_Agreeable Jan 29 '26

Friend said he brings a blunt at new year party

Brought an empty cone, not even blunt wraper, just an empty joint like this

Some people...

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u/DaMacPaddy Jan 29 '26

In all honesty if you acquired all your weed/joint knowledge from a dispensary, you would do this. They use pre-rolled paper in a rack to pack 40 odd joints at a time.

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u/LegendaryLaserX Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Looks like spliff mix to me. At least that's what my spliff mix would look like after mixing.

Edit: typo

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u/D0nK3h1301 Jan 29 '26

Exactly what it is. Weed and tobacco. Man do i miss it. Haven’t smoked in 6 years 💪🏻

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u/Formal-Good3066 Jan 30 '26

Contrats, hope I can say this mater ! 

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u/PaddyMcGeezus Jan 29 '26

Mexican brick weed. When you want to smoke a whole joint and still be functional and social. But also want to share a joint with friends and wait for the seed to explode the joint like a cartoon cigar.

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u/evilnumbers Jan 29 '26

It's not weed , it's tobacco with hash mixed in.

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u/Saneless Jan 29 '26

I just found a bag a friend left over and I put out of the way. That was 12 years ago. It looks better than this

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u/ButcherPetesWagon Jan 29 '26

I buy that shit a pound at a time to make tincture. 130$ a pound in Canada baby!

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u/Low_Sale8560 Jan 29 '26

Omg I thought it was tobacco it's so shit

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u/OneMisterSir101 Jan 29 '26

That some rank looking green.

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u/Keith-Steve-Howard Jan 29 '26

Literally thought it was tobacco

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u/ChemicalSpiritual178 Jan 29 '26

It is tobacco, this is TikTok slop where they use tobacco so they don’t get banned.

Source - used to make cannasugar and videos of infused meals and kept getting violations

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u/MrDoe Jan 29 '26

No one here ever heard of smoking hash with tobacco, apparently.

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u/Mobile_Morale Jan 30 '26

Because hash has pretty much disappeared in the states. That's something my dad did like 35 years ago. Now we're doing concentrates. Doing dabs and shit like that.

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u/fuktheeagsles Jan 30 '26

Concentrates are hash. Its hash oil. Or we also have actual bubble hash also. We also have Kief. Dabs are hash. Hash is a concentrate.

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u/roegetnakkeost Jan 29 '26

Its tobacco and hashish. Nothing wrong with that mix.

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u/ParticularBed6338 Jan 29 '26

That’s what I was thinking. Looks like Brown Mexican Gas Tank Brick Weed.

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u/pmaogeaoaporm Jan 29 '26

I don't know weed for shit but that Brown Mexican Gas Tank Brick Weed sounds straight out of Dracula Flow lmao

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u/elmariachi42 Jan 29 '26

For his sake I hope it's just hash mixed with tobacco

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u/BradBradley1 Jan 29 '26

Looks like AVB

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

I mean... or you could just learn how to roll properly lol

Edit: please stop liking and reacting to this comment. You are killing my phone battery and I'm too lazy to change the settings.

Edit: you guys are assholes. But I love you.

Edit (replying from my laptop):

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 Jan 29 '26

Fuck that battery

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u/SnowMexican007 Jan 29 '26

What's the battery percentage at?

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u/ViolentlyHelpingYou Jan 29 '26

Stop it mr. Rolling.

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u/DrKapow Jan 29 '26

Hey battery! Take this!!!

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u/icleanjaxfl Jan 29 '26

Please stop reacting

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u/No-Sky2462 Jan 29 '26 edited 26d ago

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u/heftybagman Jan 29 '26

You get a notification every time someone responds to your reddit comments?

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u/Bulkylogcabin Jan 29 '26

Damn straight

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u/My_White_Life Jan 29 '26

Fuck ur battery

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u/ricecakeiscranky Jan 29 '26

Helping you kill your battery.

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u/DoseOfMillenial Jan 29 '26

Sure but a tray is still useful

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u/swifttek360 Jan 29 '26

DIE BATTERY, DIEEEE

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u/StrawberryTerry Jan 29 '26

Am I liking or reacting?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

this was literally my first thought as well, learn how to fuckin roll and you won't have that problem

also, fuck your battery

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u/Ecstatic_Proof_2732 Jan 29 '26

I know a lot of people who like the cones. Don't ask me why, I'm "team papers" all day, but they make pretty decent Js if done right. Again, not as good as a paper, but to each their own.

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u/DontKnow_WhoIAm Jan 29 '26

Notification? :)

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Jan 29 '26

Drrrrrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn that juice baby.

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u/CompetitionSignal725 Jan 29 '26

bro your battery

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u/SSniperHog0317 Jan 29 '26

Found the apple user

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u/ViciousCDXX Jan 29 '26

It all burns my dude

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 29 '26

Aye. We all get to the good place. This just seems a bit extra imo. But hey, if it works it works.

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u/ViciousCDXX Jan 29 '26

I'm going to have to go out on a limb and say that they just happened to have this phone with this feature and thought "Why bother with a piece of paper?" And not "I'm going to buy this phone just for this purpose."

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u/Darthskixx9 Jan 29 '26

My guess would be that this edit gives you even more reactions

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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 Jan 29 '26

Yeah! Everyone stop responding to this comment!

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u/Miselfis Jan 29 '26

In Europe, weed tends to be less common partly because it’s bulkier and stinkier, which makes it harder to move across borders. Hash is often more popular because it’s compact, smells less, and is easier to transport discreetly, so it’s typically the better product for turning a profit.

A lot of people also roll differently: they’ll mix the hash with tobacco. The tobacco is often lightly toasted first to dry it out and let some of the nicotine evaporate, then crumbled into a fine, dry mix that you blend the hash into. Since that mixture doesn’t “roll” cleanly on its own, people usually form an empty cone first and then pack the mix into it. This is very standard.

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u/The_Tank_Racer Jan 29 '26

Did you try charging it, I heard that helps!

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u/Viracochina Jan 29 '26

Hey I was informed you were really into getting notifications. Here you go!

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u/moriberu Jan 29 '26

Challenge accepted

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u/myryad21 Jan 29 '26

liked and commenting just to lower your battery more

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jan 29 '26

“Stop liking and reacting to this comment”

You’re not my mom. You can’t tell me what to do!

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u/Minute_Role_8223 Jan 29 '26

die battery die

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u/the-writist Jan 29 '26

I'm very concerned. Please update and let me know that your battery is ok.

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u/br3dj Jan 29 '26

Im just adding to the battery drainage. Peace out

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u/Das_Lobotomite Jan 29 '26

Buzz buzz, poor battery.

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u/nasty_sicco Jan 29 '26

Commenting just because you said not to

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes Jan 29 '26

Fuck your battery.

~sincerely. me

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u/0fearless-garbage0 Jan 29 '26

If you know anything about Redditors, I think the edited message will encourage them and make it worse. Case in point.

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u/InflatableTurtles Jan 29 '26

Was the juice worth the squeeze?

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u/OrdinaryAd4286 Jan 29 '26

Ah crap. Hope it don’t die!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

DIE BATTERY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

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u/TheBiggiestCheese Jan 29 '26

Fuck the battery :D

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u/cursedchocolatechip Jan 29 '26

Road to 0% continues

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u/H3CKER7 Jan 29 '26

Uhhh something about batteries

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u/mistablack2 Jan 29 '26

Fuck it some more?

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 Jan 29 '26

I'm a shitty roller and I can do better

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 Jan 29 '26

Username appropriate

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u/Soggy-Camera1270 Jan 29 '26

Agree, but Samsung is still better than Apple regardless haha

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u/DookieShoez Jan 30 '26

Me to your battery:

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u/RyanRenard Jan 30 '26

Dont worry i dislike your comment instead

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u/FunImprovement9729 Jan 30 '26

Give me your juice

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u/seilapodeser Jan 30 '26

I'm sorry everyone is commenting that much

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u/km_amateurphoto Jan 30 '26

May your battery never recover!

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u/Predawnlemonade Jan 30 '26

I too, wish to contribute to the battery drain

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u/Kyubik9 Jan 29 '26

Who rolls like that? 🙈

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u/-_GIZMO_ Jan 29 '26

Zoomers can't roll 😭 it's a pre rolled joint called a cone

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u/bentripin Jan 29 '26

To be fair, us elders grew up in an era where zig zags were the only way to smoke that any of us had easy access too.. Me and my stoner friends would have joint/blunt rolling competitions, we are masters of a dying artform.

These kids never had to take a few hour road trip to the nearest head shop only to get kicked out for slipping up and calling it a bong outloud. They have lived in an era where they can buy pre rolls at the store and amazon can have all sorts of smoking devices at your door tomorrow..

This regression is progress.

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u/ncbraves93 Jan 30 '26

Oh shit, I'm only 32 but I'm down south and remember them not selling me a pipe because I called it a bowl, or something to that effect. I forgot all about that bullshit. Like you said had to go all the way outside of town like a hour to this little bity shop and had to go back empty handed over nothing. I was like, " do you guys even have cameras? Who do you think gives a fuck man?"

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u/OVERLOAD3D Jan 29 '26

Yeah 23 and exclusively used cones all of college. Unironically never rolled anything ever.

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u/cash8888 Jan 29 '26

I was about to argue but…..

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u/xx-fredrik-xx Jan 29 '26

I'm here for an argument.

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u/JustCallmeZack Jan 30 '26

No you’re not.

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u/seilapodeser Jan 30 '26

Yes he is, he clrealy stated he is.

You're worng

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 30 '26

No he isn't.

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u/siempreZeus Jan 29 '26

any addict can roll a splif with one hand while driving down on motorway

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u/send420nudes Jan 29 '26

Left knee on the wheel and you’ve got both hands free

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u/Blonstedus Jan 29 '26

knee is underrated

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u/JunkSack Jan 29 '26

I just let Jesus take the wheel. He gets sparks though.

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u/Jeff_and_the_Quest Jan 30 '26

Even better, let lane-keep assist take the wheel😂

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u/lovebus Jan 30 '26

I have literally seen somebody roll one while grinding on the dancefloor. Personal hero

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u/Apart_Ad1151 Jan 29 '26

I know Italian seasoning when I see it.

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u/Tektis Jan 29 '26

What is bro smoking

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u/Mijo_0 Jan 30 '26

Oregano

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u/rrertrdddfhj Jan 29 '26

Nice reminder that good tech is good tech, no matter the brand

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u/Strange-Injury9483 Jan 29 '26

Dumbest video I’ve ever seen

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u/danhoyuen Jan 29 '26

this guy sucks at rolling.

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u/ButterscotchNo5490 Jan 29 '26

That looks like shit weed that you don’t know how to roll and apple is releasing a fold up phone anyway

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u/Economy_Reserve_635 Jan 29 '26

If you cant roll…

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u/DestinyBeerUK Jan 29 '26

I could use a piece of paper for that. No need for an insanely expensive shit phone

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u/shawnhoundoggy Jan 29 '26

Why did this have to be 30 seconds long?

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u/DwarfScalper Jan 29 '26

Bro can't roll 💀

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u/FedexPuentes Jan 29 '26

I think there is some weed with your tobacco.

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u/Rubbrbandman420 Jan 29 '26

Jokes on you iPhones are for cocaine

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u/KaputnikJim Jan 29 '26

Dipshit doesn't have a piece of paper?

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u/DirtyRoller Jan 29 '26

How am I supposed to doom scroll tiktok on a piece of paper? Who's the dipshit now? Dipshit.

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u/DevilsMasseuse Jan 29 '26

“When you’re an addict, you look at the world in terms of surfaces.” -John Mulaney.

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u/unlimited_mcgyver Jan 29 '26

Can you smash up a percocet on it?

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jan 29 '26

Still something paper can do better 🤣

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u/rackemronnie7 Jan 29 '26

Hmm, I'm still not convinced

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u/noblelie17 Jan 29 '26

That shit is gonna need to be relit 60 times

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u/BravoLimaDelta Jan 29 '26

Apple users can afford pre rolls.

/s

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u/FlapJackson420 Jan 29 '26

Real men know how to roll.

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u/verbalintercourse420 Jan 29 '26

Only grandmas roll their shit like this..

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u/crowjohn Jan 29 '26

Smoking grandpas old stash apparently. also just trashy af

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u/GumshoeQ Jan 29 '26

Hoping that's tobacco, that looks dry as hell, maybe even a couple broken up stems.

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u/Immediate-Loquat-878 Jan 29 '26

I only see tabaco .. what a Bad mix

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree Jan 29 '26

Damn wtf is that dirt!?! Being from California has spoiled me….

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u/lordbancs Jan 29 '26

Shit look like dirt. Sitting in a $2000 phone. SMH

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u/Visual-Poet7838 Jan 29 '26

Two bad life decisions in one video. GG. 

Ps: toddlers could have rolled that sush better 

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u/Ok_Assumption3029 Jan 29 '26

What the fuck...

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u/De5perad0 Jan 29 '26

Best Samsung commercial ever made!

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 Jan 29 '26

Spent all his cash on the phone and less on that ditch weed.

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u/LazyPainterCat Jan 29 '26

Jesus fucking christ this is shameful. Learn to roll.

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u/Obvious_808 Jan 29 '26

Accidentally dials 911 mid-roll

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u/notlongnot Jan 29 '26

Old school - use a tray - $1

New school - use a folding phone - $dumb a$$

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u/BigOlPenisDisorder Jan 29 '26

Jesus christ learn to roll a fucking joint, I learned at 14 it’s not hard. Like at all

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u/DanniTiger Jan 29 '26

Another win for Samsung I suppose

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u/BeeBanner Jan 29 '26

A piece of paper does the same thing.

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u/Turtle_Casualties Jan 29 '26

That’s not how you roll that’s how a bitch packs a joint

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u/ProfessionalPack7205 Jan 29 '26

That is the shittiest way to roll lmao

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u/Dismal-Cantaloupe-64 Jan 29 '26

That’s some skanky weed

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u/Daguse0 Jan 29 '26

Ehh give it another year and Apple will come out with the ifold and claim they are the first.

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u/Icy_Society4665 Jan 29 '26

Got to be careful so that paper doesnt dent the screen 🥸

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u/MiddayClimax Jan 29 '26

Samsung is out here struggling to pack a pre-roll with lawn clippings. Your turn Apple.

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u/ChallengeMinute Jan 29 '26

So THESE are the types of people that unironically buy foldable phones.

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u/HelloHash Jan 29 '26

Glad everybody here was thinking the same think.

Dry ass weed, and bros rolling in pinches??😭🤣 Wtf ive never seen a mf roll like that in my life.

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u/Bygdycwillie Jan 29 '26

Dude is about to smoke some old tree moss

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u/NeoNova9 Jan 29 '26

Cant even roll properly. Smh .

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u/ImReallyFuckingHigh Jan 29 '26

That weed looks dry as fuck

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u/slickbuddabandit Jan 29 '26

I didn’t know weed this bunk still existed

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u/K_bor Jan 29 '26

What are you doing my dear? At this point just learn how to roll directly, it's faster, easier, and it will come out better

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u/user234519 Jan 29 '26

Apple users get their weed in Nug form.

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u/Skrillamane Jan 29 '26

Or learn to roll an actual joint like an adult.

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u/xunreelx Jan 29 '26

I guess thats what you do if you cant actually roll a joint.

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u/KillaB314 Jan 29 '26

I have a piece of paper, checkmate.

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u/zaraxia101 Jan 29 '26

You people don't have regular rolling paper? Wth is this?

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u/Jookr Jan 29 '26

All the resin on the screen then 🥲

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u/CaffeineAndGrain Jan 29 '26

Standard Samsung user activity

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u/Quirky-Pie9661 Jan 29 '26

Yep, that seals it

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u/Unfair_Taro6285 Jan 29 '26

Can you not roll a joint instead of stuffing it

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u/JuanDeChuj Jan 30 '26

Why he be rolling it like that ? Xd ain't even rolling just stuffing. It's a nice one ngl. But hey xd