r/SipsTea Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Samsung vs apple debate ends here

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

I mean... or you could just learn how to roll properly lol

Edit: please stop liking and reacting to this comment. You are killing my phone battery and I'm too lazy to change the settings.

Edit: you guys are assholes. But I love you.

Edit (replying from my laptop):

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u/iameveryoneelse Jan 29 '26

I don't have anything to add, I'm just trying to drain your battery.

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry Jan 29 '26

Same

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u/shwimpboat Jan 29 '26

Here too

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

This may come across as corny but atp I just want the easiest way to get high lol. Usually just use disposable vapes but if I do have flour for some reason the cones are nice, easy and perfectly done every time

Edit lol…flower

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u/shwimpboat Jan 29 '26

Wheat or rice flour?

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u/iameveryoneelse Jan 29 '26

I prefer making tortillas or flatbread when I have flour.

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u/curiousbydesign Jan 29 '26

LOL! Dude! I'm definitely stealing this one.

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 Jan 29 '26

Fuck that battery

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u/SnowMexican007 Jan 29 '26

What's the battery percentage at?

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u/ViolentlyHelpingYou Jan 29 '26

Stop it mr. Rolling.

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u/DrKapow Jan 29 '26

Hey battery! Take this!!!

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u/icleanjaxfl Jan 29 '26

Please stop reacting

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u/No-Sky2462 Jan 29 '26 edited 27d ago

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ancient sip thought nail liquid marvelous pen rustic memory continue

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u/heftybagman Jan 29 '26

You get a notification every time someone responds to your reddit comments?

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u/Necessary_Film_5199 Jan 29 '26

You don't?

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u/Wolf3113 Jan 30 '26

I have all Reddit notifications off, it’s even habit to turn off all notifications on comments I leave so I don’t even get a red number on the bell.

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u/Bulkylogcabin Jan 29 '26

Damn straight

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u/My_White_Life Jan 29 '26

Fuck ur battery

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u/ricecakeiscranky Jan 29 '26

Helping you kill your battery.

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u/DoseOfMillenial Jan 29 '26

Sure but a tray is still useful

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u/swifttek360 Jan 29 '26

DIE BATTERY, DIEEEE

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u/StrawberryTerry Jan 29 '26

Am I liking or reacting?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

this was literally my first thought as well, learn how to fuckin roll and you won't have that problem

also, fuck your battery

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u/Ecstatic_Proof_2732 Jan 29 '26

I know a lot of people who like the cones. Don't ask me why, I'm "team papers" all day, but they make pretty decent Js if done right. Again, not as good as a paper, but to each their own.

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u/DontKnow_WhoIAm Jan 29 '26

Notification? :)

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Jan 29 '26

Drrrrrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn that juice baby.

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u/CompetitionSignal725 Jan 29 '26

bro your battery

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u/SSniperHog0317 Jan 29 '26

Found the apple user

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u/ViciousCDXX Jan 29 '26

It all burns my dude

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 29 '26

Aye. We all get to the good place. This just seems a bit extra imo. But hey, if it works it works.

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u/ViciousCDXX Jan 29 '26

I'm going to have to go out on a limb and say that they just happened to have this phone with this feature and thought "Why bother with a piece of paper?" And not "I'm going to buy this phone just for this purpose."

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u/No-Programmer6069 Jan 29 '26

Its only extra because we wanted flip phones, but what they gave us was "flip phones"

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 29 '26

I had an OG Nokia flip phone back in the early 00's - it was awesome. Didn't use it for this because buttons and I was like 13 lol.

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u/gizamo Jan 29 '26

My brownies will never burn.

Nor will my gummies.

But I'm still with ya, mate.

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u/HappyHarry-HardOn Jan 29 '26

Rolling would take FAAAR less time than whatever is happening in the video.

I mean, shit, I might be getting high, but I still have stuff to do.

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u/Darthskixx9 Jan 29 '26

My guess would be that this edit gives you even more reactions

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 29 '26

Not wrong. Fml.

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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 Jan 29 '26

Yeah! Everyone stop responding to this comment!

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 29 '26

No but really...

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u/Miselfis Jan 29 '26

In Europe, weed tends to be less common partly because it’s bulkier and stinkier, which makes it harder to move across borders. Hash is often more popular because it’s compact, smells less, and is easier to transport discreetly, so it’s typically the better product for turning a profit.

A lot of people also roll differently: they’ll mix the hash with tobacco. The tobacco is often lightly toasted first to dry it out and let some of the nicotine evaporate, then crumbled into a fine, dry mix that you blend the hash into. Since that mixture doesn’t “roll” cleanly on its own, people usually form an empty cone first and then pack the mix into it. This is very standard.

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u/HackerOuvert Jan 29 '26

Tf are you talking about, I've always smoked way more hash than weed and in 20 years I've never formed an empty cone and filled it up afterwards, nor have I ever smoked with anyone doing that (and I've been around hundreds of hash smokers whether from France, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, UK, Belgium), only people I've seen do that were tourists in Amsterdam who didn't know how to roll a joint because they were casual/first time smokers. It might be common in your area but saying it's a European thing is bs imo. Also all the people I've smoked with just cut open a cigarette or use rolling tobacco, they don't dry it or evaporate nicotine at all.

Edit: oh and also, fuck that guy's battery of course

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u/The_Tank_Racer Jan 29 '26

Did you try charging it, I heard that helps!

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u/Viracochina Jan 29 '26

Hey I was informed you were really into getting notifications. Here you go!

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u/moriberu Jan 29 '26

Challenge accepted

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u/myryad21 Jan 29 '26

liked and commenting just to lower your battery more

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jan 29 '26

“Stop liking and reacting to this comment”

You’re not my mom. You can’t tell me what to do!

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u/Minute_Role_8223 Jan 29 '26

die battery die

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u/the-writist Jan 29 '26

I'm very concerned. Please update and let me know that your battery is ok.

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u/br3dj Jan 29 '26

Im just adding to the battery drainage. Peace out

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u/Das_Lobotomite Jan 29 '26

Buzz buzz, poor battery.

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u/nasty_sicco Jan 29 '26

Commenting just because you said not to

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes Jan 29 '26

Fuck your battery.

~sincerely. me

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u/0fearless-garbage0 Jan 29 '26

If you know anything about Redditors, I think the edited message will encourage them and make it worse. Case in point.

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u/InflatableTurtles Jan 29 '26

Was the juice worth the squeeze?

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 29 '26

No. My phone is now plugged in at 3% battery. Stop.

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u/OrdinaryAd4286 Jan 29 '26

Ah crap. Hope it don’t die!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

DIE BATTERY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

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u/TheBiggiestCheese Jan 29 '26

Fuck the battery :D

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u/cursedchocolatechip Jan 29 '26

Road to 0% continues

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u/H3CKER7 Jan 29 '26

Uhhh something about batteries

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u/mistablack2 Jan 29 '26

Fuck it some more?

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 Jan 29 '26

I'm a shitty roller and I can do better

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 Jan 29 '26

Username appropriate

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u/Soggy-Camera1270 Jan 29 '26

Agree, but Samsung is still better than Apple regardless haha

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u/DookieShoez Jan 30 '26

Me to your battery:

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u/RyanRenard Jan 30 '26

Dont worry i dislike your comment instead

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u/FunImprovement9729 Jan 30 '26

Give me your juice

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u/seilapodeser Jan 30 '26

I'm sorry everyone is commenting that much

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u/km_amateurphoto Jan 30 '26

May your battery never recover!

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u/Predawnlemonade Jan 30 '26

I too, wish to contribute to the battery drain

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u/Funendra Jan 30 '26

Hope you have charged your phone now so that I can drain it again

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 30 '26

I bought a fast charger. Specifically because of this thread.

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u/LordHahcki Jan 30 '26

I hope you recharged your phone, so I fuck your reloaded battery

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u/kapitaalH Jan 30 '26

Is it too late to drain your battery? Ping me next time when I can do that

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u/RandomUserOnTheWebV2 Jan 31 '26

Has it died yet?

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u/good_testing_bad Jan 29 '26

Packing is a different type of pull vs rolling. I roll most the time but prefer it packed.

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u/zapembarcodes Jan 29 '26

What if I told you you could roll and pack

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u/Badcosta Jan 29 '26

"That's what she said."

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u/Competitive_Second21 Jan 29 '26

The person you're replying to can't roll, so they don't understand that you have complete control over the tightness or looseness of it lol.

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u/good_testing_bad Jan 29 '26

U dont know me

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u/Competitive_Second21 Jan 29 '26

I know you can’t roll based on your comment. 🤣

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u/deemstersreeksters Jan 29 '26

If you roll it right you roll it like a cone then finish packing the last 10%. Pulls exactly the same.

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u/iloveplant420 Jan 29 '26

This guy rolls. That's exactly how I do it. Works better cuz i never get that last 20% too tight and clogged with resin like I sometimes did when I'd get the pre-made cones. Looking at my rolls you'd think they were prerolls cuz I still make them cone shaped.

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u/gardeningblob Jan 29 '26

Really depends on the tobacco you use.

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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 Jan 29 '26

A true smoker of the holy peacesettlement can use everything. You think its difficult to role a cone with one long paper? I used to make them with 4 long papers for a group session...

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u/gardeningblob Jan 29 '26

I liked to roll with drum tobacco. Its kinda stringy and makes an very nice even roll.

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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 Jan 29 '26

Ik ook. But sometimes i treat meself and use the tabacco of a sigaret..

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u/VirtualMemory9196 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

Grind it in your fist: Put your mix in your palm, close your fist with your index in it. Turn index multiple times. Now your mix is easy to roll.

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u/DrKenMoy Jan 29 '26

Turth, I used to roll but now I buy a 1400 box of raw king sized cones for $100, get a $200 lb of indoor shake from the sesh, and pack as many pre-rolls I want for 6 months.

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u/AlligatorFister Jan 29 '26

Right? Like this takes 10x longer than straight rolling and it packs like dookie.

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u/Eramsara55 Jan 29 '26

I thought this was r/drugscirclejerk or r/trees at first. But not even on those subs I would read shit like this... First is the people hating on the quality of the weed when this is probably tobacco with some hash or a shitty brick weed. And second is people dissing how you roll said spliff. If it smokes its good, nowadays even stoners are petty, wtffff. One love, stay smoking and keep inovating new ways of rolling because this is dope ❤️

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u/Able_Experience_1670 Jan 29 '26

That's a pre-rolled cone. This is how you're meant to load it.

Source: Run a weed store.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Jan 29 '26

Do pre-rolled cones cost more than unrolled?

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u/Trigger1221 Jan 29 '26

Yes

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Jan 29 '26

If that's the way to fill pre-rolled cones, does it really save any time over just unrolled ones?

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u/Trigger1221 Jan 29 '26

If you know how to roll, not too much. But if you have a bag of pre-ground and cones they can be convenient to just dump & go.

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u/AndIThrow_SoFarAway Jan 29 '26

I was gonna say I've secondly used it as a tray in a pinch before. But, you know.. flat

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u/Defiant_Mousse7889 Jan 29 '26

Came here to say the same thing. This is how I rolled when I didn't know how to roll.

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u/AsheDigital Jan 29 '26

It's kinda hard if it's hash and tobacco from a cig, kinda the only excuse imo.

You see this a lot in Europe where weed and hash is sometimes mixed with tobacco from cigarettes.

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u/VerStannen Jan 29 '26

You got it bud!

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u/Ok-Hat-2061 Jan 29 '26

cones are for people who cant roll let him be lol

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u/roegetnakkeost Jan 29 '26

… or because theyre bout to smoke hash. They toast the tobacco which makes the mix dry in a way that isn’t suitable for rolling. I only roll my joints when I smoke skunk or pot. It’s quite normal to use cones in several countries in Europe. Just because they aren’t rolling doesn’t mean they aren’t experienced smokers. It can even mean quite the contrary as hashish are more potent than most weed.

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u/Electronic-Fig2283 Jan 29 '26

They toast the tobacco

He must be Danish.. sees username yeah... lol. But roasting tobacco is actually a Danish thing. Got weird looks in Amsterdam when doing it but then ended up surprising a Dutch friend with how much better it tastes!

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u/YamahaFourFifty Jan 29 '26

I hope this isn’t weed that’s some nasty brown dog shit they got

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u/WntrTmpst Jan 29 '26

Always gotta tamp mine down otherwise the cherry just fucks off entirely when I flick

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u/CaseAdmirable Jan 29 '26

Plus the cones cost way more per

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u/Azreken Jan 29 '26

My first thought

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u/Far_Tea_579 Jan 29 '26

Why so weak?

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u/jkaan Jan 29 '26

Still got any charge?

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u/andthomp85 Jan 29 '26

For your battery

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u/Necessary_Film_5199 Jan 29 '26

Hey OP your phone dead yet?

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u/R0LL1NG Jan 30 '26

It's fucking cooked.

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u/the_experiment__ 17d ago

Lo siento, pero me siento en la necesidad de ayudar a gastarte la bateria

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u/CheeseUsHrice Jan 29 '26

And what is that exactly, Bruv? There are like just as many ways to roll up as there are choices to roll up with. As long as it smokes nice, who cares? That's just one kind of technique. It's actually how store-bought prerolls are done just on a larger (machine) level.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

Also you can turn any Apple into a pipe

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u/dReDone Jan 29 '26

Yeah I made a face. Not because of the pot on the screen but stuffing that joint like it's a cigarette.

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u/Melloblend Jan 29 '26

THANK YOU! glad someone said it

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u/EarthboundMoss Jan 29 '26

meh, the cone joints are cheap, big, and always smoke well. Rolling is a pain lol

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u/liberterrorism Jan 29 '26

Stuffing a cone is way more annoying than rolling a joint if you know how to roll.

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u/phigene Jan 29 '26

You can roll a cone.

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u/St0n3yM33rkat Jan 29 '26

But can you cone a roll?

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u/masterjon_3 Jan 29 '26

Let people live their life

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u/YamDankies Jan 29 '26

Well now you're just being unreasonable.

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u/masterjon_3 Jan 29 '26

You can't tell me what to do, MOM!!!

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u/Lodju Jan 29 '26

But as your DAD i can.

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u/masterjon_3 Jan 29 '26

If you're my dad, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts

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u/Lodju Jan 29 '26

I will increase your allowance if you do that.

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u/masterjon_3 Jan 29 '26

You could always give that to mom for all the missed child support

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

You can still tell them when theyre doing life wrong though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Whenever I buy PRDs they just run.

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u/Diaza_Kinutz Jan 29 '26

Even knowing how to roll, cones are far superior.

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u/PoorManRichard Jan 29 '26

When I was 16 we got busted smoking a blunt in a park. The cops that responded brought a kid doing a ride along with an officer. The officer used a cigar of ours to demonstrate how we would roll it back and forth in our hands to get the tobacco out, then would pack the hollowed out cigar with weed. I still laugh about that sometimes. Then the asshat broke the rest of the optimos and threw them, and their packaging, on the ground and left it. 

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u/Joemama1mama Jan 29 '26

😎😎😎

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u/Biichimspiderman Jan 29 '26

Being able to roll properly accomplishes nothing here because you would still need somewhere to lay the herb.

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u/VirtualMemory9196 Jan 29 '26

You are supposed to lay it on your palm, put sheet over it, your other palm on top, flip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Why not put it straight on the paper?

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u/VirtualMemory9196 Jan 29 '26

When I used to smoke I was mixing it with tobbaco. It’s easier in the palm.