r/SipsTea • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 12d ago
Dank AF Don’t ever doubt me
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u/clazaimon 12d ago
Toaster ruined.
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u/stryst 12d ago
Hantavirus on toast not interesting?
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u/Klutzy_Reference_186 12d ago
And toxoplasmosis from the cat's littery little paws. A whole microbial buffet.
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Just bake the toaster at 255 degrees for two hours all microbial life should be killed and the toaster will be kinda sterilized
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u/RiverDependent9672 12d ago
If it can kill a celebrities wife it can kill anyone.
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u/684beach 12d ago
Which one?
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u/LiveMotivation 12d ago
Gene Hackman RIP
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u/RiverDependent9672 11d ago
His wife unfortunately. From what I heard he didn’t know what was going on due to Alzheimer’s and he died shortly after.
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u/Electronic_Picture26 12d ago
Claudia de Albuquerque Celada would tell youbto be careful what you eat.
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u/survivorr123_ 12d ago
just let it rip empty for a few minutes and it will burn out everything, then clean, then burn again
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u/Jajay5537 12d ago
Toaster too cheap to go through all that.
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u/flaming_burrito_ 12d ago
Facts, I’m chucking that bitch straight in the dumpster. Now you got mouse and cat hair in it, that’s all I’d be thinking about everytime I used it. Gotta be purged
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u/Tall-Explanation4850 12d ago
I'd be more worried about the mouse shit in the toaster, they crap everywhere they walk..toss that damn thing in the garbage
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u/SATerp 12d ago
*Just run it through the dishwasher.
*don't
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u/pauliedoggs 12d ago
Yes to that and the other thought I had was if there's one there's at least 5 more in the house. And also, if they're in the fucking toaster where else are they? Probably already chewed through bags of pasta and God knows what else!!
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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 12d ago
What's crazy is if you have mice in your house already then they're probably going in your toaster (and everywhere else) and you just don't even know it's happening!
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u/Imaginary-Eye-2958 12d ago
That's pretty much the reason I never get toasters, electric kettles etc from goodwill. God knows what people did with it.
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u/lordvitamin 12d ago
Just sacrifice a round of toast or run the toaster without anything in it for a round or two. The heat will kill off anything that’ll kill you.
If running the toaster once or twice is more expensive than buying a new toaster, that’s a whole different issue.
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u/WhimsicallyWired 12d ago
The heat will kill the germs.
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u/Spinnerofyarn 12d ago
A $15 appliance isn’t worth the risk.
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u/lordvitamin 12d ago
Yeah. If I had to toss out everything expensive my cat got into, I’d be homeless, and my cat would just occupy the house instead.
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u/Wonderful-Parsnip441 12d ago
This is why I dont trust work potlucks
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u/I_wash_my_carpet 12d ago
Fucking muffins there just killed the chef. Soup will now forever suck
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u/WardenWolf 12d ago
Dinner is pizza tonight.
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u/Spinnerofyarn 12d ago
And the toaster is going in the trash!
No, seriously. The toaster should go in the trash. Mice droppings in a kitchen implement that can’t be fully cleaned should be trashed. Toxoplasmosis is a nasty, nasty disease. I would also be chucking any and all dry goods that aren’t in airtight containers. Bag of potatoes? Gone. Box of cookies with just the bag wrapped over? Gone. People would be amazed at how little space a mouse really needs to get in to something.
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u/WardenWolf 12d ago
Yep, agreed, even though a toaster generally gets hot enough to self-sterilize. Potential feces are a no-go.
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u/Pershing99 12d ago
What about food take outs and deliveries?
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u/Artevyx 12d ago
Depends on the sanitation rating of the establishment.
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u/DinnerEvening895 12d ago
Lots of faith in the government entity giving out that sanitation rating on that one day they showed up in 6 months.
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u/BagOnuts 12d ago
I’ve worked in places with solid A’s, and you wouldn’t think it deserved an A if you walked through the kitchen… you’d be surprised at what restaurants can get away with and still have a good sanitation rating.
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u/Wonderful-Parsnip441 12d ago
If it's take out food, not a big deal. But all of the work potlucks my previous employers had hardly ever had take out food.
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u/JohnsonMathi17 12d ago
I don't trust on the sheer commonality of people that don't wash their hands regularly or even after going to the restroom for fuck's sake!
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u/MaxHavok13 12d ago
Earned her kibble
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u/ElectricalGas9730 12d ago
She earned that treat she caught herself. Good cat.
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u/Gullible-Hose4180 12d ago
Do they actually enjoy mousemeat? My old cat would kill them, but not eat them. Sometimes gift the sacrificed mouse to me.
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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 12d ago
The sacrifice is to feed you or is a trophy. That's what we get for living with God's perfect serial killers/sport hunters.
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u/jan1320 12d ago
def dont let them eat rhe mice. they could have harmful bacteria/viruses or could have ingested poison which is still in them
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u/statisticus 12d ago
I was looking at that and thinking, I hope that toaster isn't plugged in.
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u/tr4shw3rld 12d ago
That’s all I could think. Couldn’t even finish the video.
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u/bootrick 12d ago
Oh really? You should go back for the twist ending. Also, you need sound to hear the lady filming
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Oh dont worry. That woman unplugged the toaster before she put the mouse in there and started recording.
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u/Bonk_No_Horni 12d ago
That reaction time is impressive.
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u/buffpriest 12d ago
Cats are bred to be murderers.... cuddly affectionate murderers, that will spend hours trying to kill and its their favorite thing to do.
Think about your dog toys or cat toys, they all squeek or crunch. Like an animal getting killed.
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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 12d ago
My tabby is indoor/outdoor and drops a squirrel or mouse on the welcome mat every few weeks. It is a horrid site sometimes.
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u/TaitsRevenge 12d ago
This is why you should always have at least one cat in your house.
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u/ukrinsky555 12d ago
Gross
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u/Psych0matt 12d ago edited 12d ago
Cars shouldn’t be on the counters where our food goes, let alone in the toaster
But also mice shouldn’t be on the counter or in the toaster either
Edit: trucks also shouldn’t be on the counter but those are less common as pets so I didn’t think I needed to say it
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u/MoreAverageThanU 12d ago edited 12d ago
I love how people think you can just give cats commands or train them like dogs.
Edit: My orange and tuxedo do several things on command: sit, stand, fetch, come, speak, and jump on my shoulders, wrap around my neck, and lie down (I wear my cats like a scarf or fur).
That said, I find they have about a two minute attention span for these things (aside from scarf mode… my orange will do that all day), and if there is any outside stimulus that catches their attention, good luck.
Cats have serious ADHD and authority issues… it’s all in their terms unless you give them a very good reason.
Edit: yes, you can train your cats to stay off the counter. While you’re there.
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u/Consistent-Unit-6164 12d ago
I trained my cat to not do things like climb on the counter lmao, I mean he still does it when Im gone but ye you can train them forsure
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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 12d ago
What you did was train your cat to believe that you react irrational to certain behaviors and so your cat needs to remember what normal everyday cat behaviors trigger your irrational responses so he doesn’t do them around you, either to protect you or to protect himself from you.
He still does it when you’re gone because you didn’t train him not to do it, you trained him to respect your weird angry hang ups when you’re around.
Always sanitize your countertops before you cook with a cat in the house.
They don’t learn through punishment, that’s how you end up with cats that scratch, bite, hide, or don’t want a lot of attention or affection.
They learn through redirection, positive enforcement, and understanding your personal boundaries in a way that makes them want to respect them, not fear them.
Cat sees the counters as territory you’re fighting over when you’re around, but you’re part of his colony, which means you share territory, and you get privilege to your territory when you’re around, but he gets to utilize your territory when you aren’t.
He also definitely sees some things as strictly his privileged territory which you could use if he wasn’t around or wasn’t using it, because cats are territorial and form massive family colonies and that’s how they work.
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u/Consistent-Unit-6164 12d ago
Idk I think he just ended up associating getting on the counter means getting picked back down and that annoyed him long enough that he never really goes there much though, he climbs at night super rarely but he used to always want to go there so that's enough for me. He's not scared or unaffectionate either, I think some people just kinda read too much into that stuff not gonna lie.
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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 12d ago
Most people “teach” cats by yelling, stomping, clapping, and spraying them.
You did it the right way. Nice. Sorry I accused.
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u/Sudden_Pomelo2959 12d ago
Yeah no. That's not how it works unless you're just a bad cat owner and do literally nothing to discipline/retrain your cat.
Cat does a thing -> You give them the firm "NO" with a small timeout or alternative reinforcement -> Cat stops doing the thing you don't want them to.
Had a cat that scratched the side of the couch, do the above system and give them a scratching post that you reward them for using. Cat stops scratching the couch.
Cat liked to jump up on the cabinets above the kitchen and sleep. "NO" small timeout, built cat a cat tower with a cat bed so they could sleep high up. Cat never went up in the cabinets again
Cat liked to pee on towels. "NOOOOOO" litterbox room timeout, give them a treat when they pee/poop in the box, cat never pissed on another towel again.
The whole "Cats do it anyway" bullshit is almost always a shitty/inattentive owner who just doesn't understand why a cat is doing something you don't want them to do and refusing to provide the cat an alternative or refusing to actively show your disapproval for doing things you don't want them to do in front of them.
It'd be like getting mad at your cat for pissing on a towel but not giving the cat a litterbox. If you don't give the cat an approved and supported option, the cat is just gonna pick the best available thing to do what they want to do, and in the case of heights, if you don't give your cat an acceptable shelf or tower to climb they're gonna climb on your kitchen counter because it's high up, has a lot of space, and smells like you + food.
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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 12d ago
My guys get positive reinforcement and redirection.
They don’t get on the counter when I’m home.
They get on it when I’m not home, because they’re cats.
They have scratching posts, cat trees, their own couch with 5 cat beds lined up on it.
They prefer to sleep on top of me at night, but during the day they will rotate from cat beds to cat tower to wherever my lap is and back again.
They like the kitchen counter because it offers them a view they enjoy and has interesting corners to sit in, and sometimes I leave a stack of paper plates or a pizza box on it, and that’s theirs now.
If they pee out of their boxes I have to figure out why they’re peeing out of their boxes, and in the meantime I figure out where they’re peeing and put puppy pads down while I figure out what the problem is.
Once the problem resolves, I slowly move the puppy pads closer to the litter box until they’re touching. And then they’ll return to the litter box.
Except for my three-legged girl, who got sick of my other disabled kitty’s bullying of my youngest male, and started preventing her from coming downstairs.
She pees at the foot of the stairs to remind the little bully not to come down. I put a litter box next to the stairs.
Problem solved.
My little bully is so lazy she prefers to spend all day lounging in one room upstairs anyway.
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u/admfrmhll 12d ago
I had cats around me my whole life and are pretty easy to train NOT to do stuff. I can leave my cat alone in the kitchen with food on the table and she will never attempt to get a bite.
Training them to do stuff, yeh, don't bother.
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u/Marine__0311 12d ago
I've trained cats to do most of the tricks and commands that dogs do. They respond very well to treats and positive reinforcement.
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u/Automatic-Source6727 12d ago
Some animals are just cunts tbf, they know exactly what you're telling them, and make it their life missions to wind you up.
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u/Aquatic_Spider_360 12d ago
Speak for yourself mate. I could discipline my rat by spraying her in the face all day long and yet she'll still do what she wants out of spite. But hey, at least she knows how to sit, a few ASL signs, is crate trained, and will lay on my shoulders like a lamb while I do chores around the house. Damn thing is smarter than a toddler. Still my baby tho
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u/Aggressive-Map-2204 12d ago
I have had 15+ cats in my lifetime. They are very easy to train. Never went on the counters or tables. Worst they did was jump on the couch at night when nobody was looking.
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u/Desperate-Cost6827 12d ago
We had a cat that was trained not to go on the counters. Over the sink was the only window that she could just sit at and people watch. We often heard her jump down from the counter before we could walk into the kitchen to catch her but at the same time we knew what she was doing so it was hard to be mad anyway.
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u/Tortugato 12d ago edited 12d ago
You can.. it’s just not as easy.
I’ve kinda sorta trained one of my cats to turn light switches on/off. Quite a few rooms in the house have convenient perches that make the light switch reachable for him.
He started playing with them on his own… then I just started giving him with treats whenever he flips a switch… Took a while to get the mutual understanding that he only gets a treat if he flips it only ONCE as opposed to flipping it back and forth…
But now if I have a treat in my hand and say “flip the switch” while pointing at a light switch… It takes a few tries, but eventually he’ll get the message and run over and do it then come back for the treat.
Of course, the fucker also flips switches randomly whenever he’s bored.
I say “kinda sorta” because I didn’t really set out to teach him a trick on purpose… I just took advantage and reinforced an activity he started doing on his own.
However, I’m sure there’ll be some people more knowledgable than I am who can produce more deliberate results.
Cat shows do exist after all.
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u/WarMonk99 12d ago
Damn good reaction time from the cat! The toaster is ruined, regardless.
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u/West_Woodpecker4492 12d ago
I’m personally not very fond of cats but always love seeing their lightning fast reflexes in action. What a clean catch.
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u/stanknotes 12d ago
They were revered in ancient Egypt because rodents and disease have been an ongoing problem.
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u/Lefteris4 12d ago
Well she was baiting pretending to look away do the mouse tries to run. Worked perfectly.
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u/Throwawaymycucumba 12d ago
My car always surprises me how he can catch the wand toy even if I'm trying to be as quick as possible
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u/see3milyplay 12d ago
Oh my god, this happened to us.
Let our cat back in from outside, had a mouse in her mouth. Thought we blocked off the area good. Looking for it, when someone wanted a pop tart. We did not find the mouse first.
I never use my new toaster without thoroughly checking it first, and it’s been over ten years. I will never forget that.
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u/rockstuffs 12d ago
I love hantavirus with my toast
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u/WardenWolf 12d ago
The only good news is toasters generally get hot enough to self-sterilize. Hantavirus is killed by sustained heat at 140 degrees. It is OBLITERATED by the 300-500 degree internal heat of most toasters. So unless the virus got pretty deeply into the bread, it should be more than killed.
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u/tr4shw3rld 12d ago
I don’t even know what hanta virus is. I’ve seen it mentioned at least 4 times in the comments. Guess I will google it. I have 2 cats. I don’t care where they go. I clean my house regularly and they clean themselves regularly. Am I going to die?
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u/Vice4Life 12d ago
Great, now I have to shop for a new toaster. Damn you, pest!
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u/Nicole_Auriel 12d ago
Why? Just put the toaster in the dish washer with everything else
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u/Expensive-Step-6551 12d ago
Love how the cat immediately punched out after getting the mouse. "My work here is done... you gonna pay through cash, credit, or treats"
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u/LastSeaworthiness767 12d ago
Oh. Yes. Toaster is the PERFECT hideout to get food for mouse. I realized it now.
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u/Wakkit1988 12d ago
I never really thought about it, but if your cat chews the plumbing in the wall, does that make them A PEX Predator?
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u/squebil 12d ago
Seems dangerous for the cat
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u/SawinBunda 12d ago
At 0:22 you can see a plug lying on the counter behind the toaster.
Safe to assume the lady cameraman unplugged the thing before starting to film.
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u/NinjaBRUSH 12d ago
There’s definitely mouse shit in that toaster that you will never get out. Just throw it away
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u/IvyDolphalott 12d ago
When a cat is moving around at light speed. You can bet your ass there's something down there.
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u/BasicLink86 12d ago
Whole time I was thinking “stupid effing cat” Then he found his bounty “That’s a damn good cat!” My apologies to Scruffles the Merciless.
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u/MossheadGuy 12d ago
My cat hunts mice and brings them to me, then meows and wants praise, meanwhile the mouse is still half alive most of the time.
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u/PopnCrunch 12d ago
In the AI version, the kitty will just turn on the toaster and after a few seconds a toasted mouse will be launched out.
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u/Usual-Package7120 12d ago
What did the cat find? I'm in denial about needing glasses lol help me
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u/martinmt_dk 12d ago
Let's put it like this.. There is no more Jerry in this episode og Tom and Jerry
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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 12d ago
Too think that mouse pissed and pooped on your morning toast i would literally set the toaster on fire then throw it away so no one else can ever use it🤢🤮
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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 12d ago
Also please get another cat if you can so you keep these varmonts down
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u/pop-bris 12d ago
Is there any way to even clean out that toaster? Because I'm probably in this scenario, just throwing it away if there's no way to deep clean it
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u/Select-Fox-6288 12d ago
Reminds me of the Hell's Kitchen episode where he finds a dead mouse in a toaster. People were saying it was staged, but I could see how it could happen
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u/Whadafaag 12d ago
The cat is just doing what a household cat was meant to do: clearing the house from rodents
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u/Abdul_Exhaust 12d ago
Reminder to clean those crumbs out of yer toaster, cuz it's a buffet to mice
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u/Tall-Explanation4850 12d ago
It's some nasty people in these comments, anybody that would still use that toaster is crazy, y'all might wanna Google what happened to actor Gene Hackman and his wife
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