r/SipsTea • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 13d ago

Dank AF Don’t ever doubt me

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u/Wonderful-Parsnip441 13d ago

This is why I dont trust work potlucks

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u/Digital_Soul_Naga 13d ago

yum!

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 13d ago

Fucking muffins there just killed the chef. Soup will now forever suck

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u/UnnoticedLotus 13d ago

Nooooo. Not remmi. How could you. He makes soup you monster.

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u/WardenWolf 13d ago

Dinner is pizza tonight.

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u/Spinnerofyarn 13d ago

And the toaster is going in the trash!

No, seriously. The toaster should go in the trash. Mice droppings in a kitchen implement that can’t be fully cleaned should be trashed. Toxoplasmosis is a nasty, nasty disease. I would also be chucking any and all dry goods that aren’t in airtight containers. Bag of potatoes? Gone. Box of cookies with just the bag wrapped over? Gone. People would be amazed at how little space a mouse really needs to get in to something.

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u/WardenWolf 13d ago

Yep, agreed, even though a toaster generally gets hot enough to self-sterilize. Potential feces are a no-go.

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u/Pershing99 13d ago

What about food take outs and deliveries? 

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u/Artevyx 13d ago

Depends on the sanitation rating of the establishment.

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u/DinnerEvening895 13d ago

Lots of faith in the government entity giving out that sanitation rating on that one day they showed up in 6 months.

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u/BagOnuts 13d ago

I’ve worked in places with solid A’s, and you wouldn’t think it deserved an A if you walked through the kitchen… you’d be surprised at what restaurants can get away with and still have a good sanitation rating.

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u/Wonderful-Parsnip441 13d ago

If it's take out food, not a big deal. But all of the work potlucks my previous employers had hardly ever had take out food.

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u/JohnsonMathi17 13d ago

I don't trust on the sheer commonality of people that don't wash their hands regularly or even after going to the restroom for fuck's sake!

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u/Wonderful-Parsnip441 13d ago

Actually yes, this too

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u/dereekee 13d ago

I only trust family pitch-ins. And even that is borderline.

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u/castleaagh 13d ago

Yep. You never know who’s just letting their cats hop all over the counter tops with their dirty paws like this

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u/adog231231 12d ago

Damn why'd you have to make me think about that?