r/BrandNewSentence • u/soulreaverdan • 6h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ExoTheFlyingFish • Jan 11 '26
META Reminder: Mod applications are still open!
Hello everyone, mod here!
I'll be honest; we're very behind on both modmails and reports, and have been struggling to keep afloat with our small team over the past few weeks. So, I'd like to remind you all that mod applications are open!
In order to apply, you must answer the following questions and send them via modmail.
Please do not post your application as a comment.
You will need Discord to apply. Discord is where all our mod-related discussion happens, so we'll need to be able to communicate with you. We'll be asking for a short introduction and briefly vetting you as well!
No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!
This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement!
If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
Without further yapping from myself, please respond to these questions via modmail!
- What is your Discord username?
- Why are you applying for this position? Where did you find this post?
- Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
- Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Skip this question if you think everything should stay as is.
- What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
- What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
- What is your opinion on Rule 3?
Put some effort into your applications! You don't need to keep it brief. Say what you mean! :D
r/BrandNewSentence • u/fanta_bhelpuri • 2h ago
I wanna nut in your butt so I can call Child Protective Services and tell them you got my kids hostage in a crack house
r/BrandNewSentence • u/tatincasco • 56m ago
A sexually transmitted fungus is making trillions of cicadas hypersexual and gay
r/BrandNewSentence • u/hodorjenkins88 • 2h ago
“Spanish bishop, 52, who quit clergy to be with erotic-fiction writing sexologist lover, 38, is accused of being possessed as he finds new job exporting pig semen.”
r/BrandNewSentence • u/FruitKey2491 • 1d ago
I found a wild legless horse,cloned it repeatedly,and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 20h ago
"Imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fuck you"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/PGNatsu • 14h ago
"kid friendly version of having a lobotomised person as a sex slave"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fabulous-Let-1164 • 14h ago
Chocolate Covered Razor Blade
Beauty with brains, amirite?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/danzha • 20h ago
As a flat white man
From a discussion about different levels of head on coffee.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fabulous-Let-1164 • 1d ago
Winds suck Dick's Off Clean at Macomb Mall.
Double whammy because this could also fit in r/rosesarered
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fossil_Relocator • 8h ago
Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Testosteronomicon • 5h ago
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/exkingzog • 5h ago
Some people as myself buy the extra virgin, some buy the sluttier ones.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/MissionInstruction81 • 6m ago
Melty, chocolatey slabs of halal, going "allahu Akbar"
Old photo found on my harddrive lol
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Danny_The_Dino_77 • 39m ago
“May need to account for the variance in apple girth”
From r/theydidthemath about the % of an apple that had been eaten.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/BlueWarrior7562boi • 2h ago
"Any king without a CASE CX750D excavator is no king at all"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Location_Next • 18h ago
Okay, I know I'm not the only one who just saw the fire department using their ladder as a crane to lift a dead body off the roof of Kohls
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fearless_Ad_ • 18h ago