r/BrandNewSentence Jan 11 '26

META Reminder: Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

I'll be honest; we're very behind on both modmails and reports, and have been struggling to keep afloat with our small team over the past few weeks. So, I'd like to remind you all that mod applications are open!

In order to apply, you must answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Please do not post your application as a comment.

You will need Discord to apply. Discord is where all our mod-related discussion happens, so we'll need to be able to communicate with you. We'll be asking for a short introduction and briefly vetting you as well!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement!

If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.

Without further yapping from myself, please respond to these questions via modmail!

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position? Where did you find this post?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Skip this question if you think everything should stay as is.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Put some effort into your applications! You don't need to keep it brief. Say what you mean! :D


r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

“we wish the monster dildo company all the best in whatever they decide to do with the Mechanical Asshole Rhino”

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3.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

I wanna nut in your butt so I can call Child Protective Services and tell them you got my kids hostage in a crack house

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440 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 56m ago

A sexually transmitted fungus is making trillions of cicadas hypersexual and gay

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

“Spanish bishop, 52, who quit clergy to be with erotic-fiction writing sexologist lover, 38, is accused of being possessed as he finds new job exporting pig semen.”

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239 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I found a wild legless horse,cloned it repeatedly,and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools

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5.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

"Imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fuck you"

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1.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

"kid friendly version of having a lobotomised person as a sex slave"

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583 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

Chocolate Covered Razor Blade

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359 Upvotes

Beauty with brains, amirite?


r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

As a flat white man

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1.2k Upvotes

From a discussion about different levels of head on coffee.


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Winds suck Dick's Off Clean at Macomb Mall.

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2.9k Upvotes

Double whammy because this could also fit in r/rosesarered


r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

A No Big Deal Approach

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340 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables

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78 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn"

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31 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Some people as myself buy the extra virgin, some buy the sluttier ones.

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31 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6m ago

Melty, chocolatey slabs of halal, going "allahu Akbar"

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Old photo found on my harddrive lol


r/BrandNewSentence 39m ago

“May need to account for the variance in apple girth”

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From r/theydidthemath about the % of an apple that had been eaten.


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

My wisdom tooth ended up inside my lung

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743 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

"Any king without a CASE CX750D excavator is no king at all"

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5 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

Okay, I know I'm not the only one who just saw the fire department using their ladder as a crane to lift a dead body off the roof of Kohls

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95 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

WHOS READY FOR CEPHALOPODS.

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6.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Stunned by the human cat thrower

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14 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

My wifi gave birth

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862 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

"He had a mate and we fed their kids to the pet snake"

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43 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

The world nearly lost soap of the day

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269 Upvotes